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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Maybe Andrew Tate should say he has info on the Epstein Files so he can get moved to Club Fed….

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well Jesus did build Al Jourgensen’s hotrod. Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong. Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mike Johnson can't even self-police and self-regulate his masturbating to porn. He needs his son to police him.

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As my cosmic reward, 14 and I picked up a huge bag of DVDs from a pay it forward group. Sitting on top. Dogma.

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More proof there’s a Simpsons’ quote for every occasion: For liability purposes, it is the ocean that will kill you, not us.

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Eh. Gen Xers heard we would die from: The hole in the ozone layer. Drugs on Cracker Jack stickers. Satanic music. Our kids will be fine. Just. Like. Us.

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I’m going to tell my kids this is a clip from Metallica’s One. Darkness. Imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute horror.

I still can’t believe that The Jim Henson company would actually work for MAGA to build a Mitch McConnell muppet. It’s so realistic!

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What’s the difference between Trump supporters and Jim Jones supporters? Trump supporters would gladly pay for the Kool-Aid, the commemorative mug and straw set, and the NFT of Trump raising a toast.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

When your 14-year old walks to the bus stop on their first day of 8th grade while blasting Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden, faith is restored in the world.

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I am currently waiting for an Uber that will take longer to get here than it would if I just walked. And I’m going to pay $10 for the privilege. WTF???

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

At a family wedding. There is definitely a divide of weed vapers versus cigarette smokers on the patio/smoking area.

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Marketing is like science. It’s not a matter of “could you do it”. It’s a matter of “should you do it”.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Because of that scumbag Harvey Weinstein, I haven’t seen Dogma in almost 20 years. Finally watching it again and I can still quote it. That’s how damn influential this movie is. Thank you, Kevin Smith. #Dogma

Jason Lee's Azrael on Central Air in Dogma

ALT: Jason Lee's Azrael on Central Air in Dogma

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Mitch McConnell is coming back as one of those heads in a jar shown in Futurama….

ALT: Nixon's Back! Futurama

Nixon's Back! Futurama

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Listen here, Death. Yes. We said take the octogenarian who loves to dance and is caked in makeup. But you got it wrong two days in a row. For clarity for today’s assignment, we do not mean: Cher. Susan Sarandon. Liza. Sally Field. Thank you.

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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In a world full of Donald’s, be a Dolly.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Now let’s take a look at who is waiting to buy all that farmland and grazing land….. Hmmmmmm……

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In a world full of Donald’s, be a Dolly. RIP Dolly Parton.

Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

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I knew an old President who swallowed a tariff, he swallowed the tariff to hide from a war, he started the war to distract from a pool, he ruined the reflecting pool to avoid his ballroom, he started his ballroom to hide from the files… We all know why, he hid from those files… Perhaps he’ll die.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No. Since The Muppets and Star Wars are both owned by Disney, the crossover we’ve been waiting for since February 1980 (Season 4, Episode 17) needs to happen first! Remember @markhamillofficial.bsky.social played himself and his cousin Luke Skywalker! I bet Anthony Daniels would be in!

C-3PO Dancing on The Muppet Show

ALT: C-3PO Dancing on The Muppet Show

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yet Rosie wasn’t allowed to sing a song on late night TV…..

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Aw hell. Motorhead’s been saying Eat the Rich since 1987. youtu.be/Wh3t49NsWBA?...

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Wanna know why you other generations can’t stress out Gen X? We grew up with Perfection and moved on to Q-Bert!

Qbert Retro Arcade Gameplay

ALT: Qbert Retro Arcade Gameplay

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This has been replaced with $2,000 surprise charges for Roblox, streaming services, Fortnight, Doordash, and Amazon.

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Breaking news, RFK, Jr. announced instead if the mRNA flu vaccine, adults 50+ should just bleed children who have received the vaccine and bathe in the virgin blood.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Remember, he went after Iran for the “possibility” they would create nukes. And then he smiles and praises the actual terrorist who HAS nukes!

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Realized a connection between my two favorite Tim Curry movies: In one, he’s killed by his butler. In the other, he’s a butler who kills people.

Well How Bout That Rocky Horror

ALT: Well How Bout That Rocky Horror

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Life on this planet would be much improved if more people followed three simple rules. 1- Keep right except to pass. 2- Music should never be heard outside of your campsite boundaries. 3- Don’t be a dick.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Wait. Didn’t they say Jan 6ers were all Antifa and Democrats? If so, why would Trump pardon them? And why would he fight to get them paid? Was Trump lying to us?????

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

How bad did Mick Foley piss off WWE? The SummerSlam Preview show just counted down the Top 10 Hell in a Cell matches, and Mankind versus Undertaker didn’t make the list.

Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Mankind Undertaker

ALT: Mankind Undertaker

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Moment of Zen. Black swallowtail caterpillar munching on our dill. #Caterpillar #Garden

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Danlaw83 @danlaw83.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Jared Leto has been a known piece of garbage for long time and out his stank on He-Man, Tron, Blade Runner and DC. What makes me angrier is everyone knew what his behavior was... And it didn't even save these movies.

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Dancing Sword Of Damocles - Rhps

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Someone please explain the sorcery that is Wyler’s Italian Ices. These three have been in the freezer for over a week. The middle one IS STILL NOT FROZEN! How????

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Darth Moz @darthmoz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Been home alone with 14 and 12 for a week now as my wife is away to help her parents. So far, no hilarious Dad fails such as hiring a bad contractor, cutting one kid’s hair, burning every meal and ordering take out…. Nothing. As Jay said in Dogma, “Movies are bullshit!”