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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military

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Just remember, entropy is the default state of the universe, so this will continue to get much more stupid.

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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 12h
Well see that’s because you’re not a dumbass
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 16h
oh man 😂
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bills of Attainder are unconstitutional, but I’m sure we can come up with something and then just do it.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Blaze took one look at it and said “nope, we’ve already got one defamation suit that’s going to bankrupt us, don’t need another.”
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As @dicknixon.bsky.social says, you have to know how to hate.
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Digital Warrior - Combat Disinfo @digitalwarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1/ When Viktor Orbán lost power in Hungary, something extraordinary happened inside his propaganda machine. Some journalists cried.Others celebrated. And suddenly, people who’d spent years following orders were expected to tell the truth & they struggled #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Molotovs and Horseshoes Holy shit, that’s a good band name.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Son of a BITCH
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is, objectively, the funniest thing that has ever happened to Tom Cotton.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Khashoggi's assassination was in hindsight one of the highly salient norm-shattering moments of impunity that helped recalibrate contemporary expectations for outrageous crimes: if you're rich & powerful enough, in the words of the President of the United States, "they just let you do it"
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not completely surprising when one considers that Colin Kaepernick got blacklisted, and Deshaun Watson did not.
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RawrTigerlily @rawrtigerlily.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cynical part of me thinks the only reason these ghouls are pushing the “AI could be conscious rhetoric” is because when it comes to deciding whether humans or data centers should get access to limited energy and water resources, they want ambiguity about why humans should clearly take precedent.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interesting little addition at the end: these people have social media accounts. Can’t use insulin, but can use Facebook.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My friend Mark Cho, co-founder of The Armoury, visited Lovat Mill in Scotland some years ago. He filmed this charming video with Lovat co-owner and design director Alan Cumming, who explains what goes into making tweed. You can see how many bright colors are used to make a "simple" earthy color.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a rule, I never attribute to malice what stupidity will explain, but I am having difficulty implementing that rule, sir.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. Fuck.”
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sean Davis being the center pic really solidifies the Irony Meter blowing up for me.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Against my better judgement, I read the post despite the fact that Todd “Toaster” Fucking Starnes wrote it. I blame you for the brain damage that subsequently occurred.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Despise Carville all you want, but you put some gahddamned respect on rugby shirts. That’s Ralph Lauren slander.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Generation Lead Theory continues to bat 1.000
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If something happens and they’re no longer able to attend to their duties, the Dems should absolutely positively hold up the vote in perpetuity. My only regret is that Mitch won’t be cognizant enough to comprehend it.
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Michael M @bedwyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh. OH. So what you’re saying is you want ancestral Oklahomans and Texans to stop fighting, look at you, and go “say that again… friend?”
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James Franco: Excuse Me?
ALT: James Franco: Excuse Me?
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This would be, at best, a microcosm of the US and USSR’s relationship circa 1941-1945.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Real conundrum, that. No idea why that might be the case.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A work of art, including the finer points of (a) 60 Minutes, which was mutilated by conservative Republicans and (b) the cowboy hat, which for 50+ years has symbolized faux-self-reliance subsidized by an intricate web of government policies.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air conditioning
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The older I get, the more I realize the truth of this. I am the product of generations of effort. I am my grandparents wildest dream.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not that anybody asked, but Stevie Ray Vaughan’s opening of Voodoo Child at Austin City Limits. #HATM youtu.be/cFwTbsKkqxE?...
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YouTube video by Patricia Ni_Sol
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If he does not spend the rest of his life in prison, a virtuous society would take certain steps.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t speak Spanish, but I sure know what that phrase means.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feel bad for the LSU coeds in Kiffin’s orbit tonight
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or really, ANYBODY with a basic understanding of American history. Three things.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two things are clear: they’ve got no Black people in these meetings, and they’ve got no historians in them either.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is an exceptionally surprising turn of events if you don’t know anything.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a great example of one of the ways AI is actually going to endanger / kill huge numbers of people. Shitty chatbots cause their special sort of brain rot to the people who package intelligence for our shot-callers. They take the bad ideas from there. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.

The report, according to one of the sources, was “entirely false.” But it also “almost started a war,” the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese vessel could have risked spiraling into an armed conflict between the two nations.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate to admit it, but I’m on Rudy’s side here.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scenes from 2026 or 1864? Y’all decide.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some other country where they make no pretence of loving liberty—where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy." Quite fitting for our present troubles.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics.' 1/2
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The thing is they’re just tremendously uncomfortable. Why anybody wears them is beyond me.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Florida getting hit hard makes me happier than it should.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very difficult to realize something when you’re paid not to. Myself, I understand this shit for FREE.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When an infection has taken over the body, the body raises its temperature to combat the infection. Nothing to be done except wait for the fever to break.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But of course, they could also just be dumbasses like him and I could be giving them entirely too much credit. Probably that.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Could be an example of “never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” The dumbass wants to drive inflation up because he can’t understand it’s killing his approval rating, so let him.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m generally skeptical of simple answers to complex problems, but I’ll be damned if the Generation Lead theory isn’t a compelling one.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff
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