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Just remember, entropy is the default state of the universe, so this will continue to get much more stupid.

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RawrTigerlily @rawrtigerlily.bsky.social · 2h
A cynical part of me thinks the only reason these ghouls are pushing the “AI could be conscious rhetoric” is because when it comes to deciding whether humans or data centers should get access to limited energy and water resources, they want ambiguity about why humans should clearly take precedent.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 5h
Interesting little addition at the end: these people have social media accounts. Can’t use insulin, but can use Facebook.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My friend Mark Cho, co-founder of The Armoury, visited Lovat Mill in Scotland some years ago. He filmed this charming video with Lovat co-owner and design director Alan Cumming, who explains what goes into making tweed. You can see how many bright colors are used to make a "simple" earthy color.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Generation Lead Theory continues to bat 1.000
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Michael M @bedwyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh. OH. So what you’re saying is you want ancestral Oklahomans and Texans to stop fighting, look at you, and go “say that again… friend?”
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James Franco: Excuse Me?
ALT: James Franco: Excuse Me?
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A work of art, including the finer points of (a) 60 Minutes, which was mutilated by conservative Republicans and (b) the cowboy hat, which for 50+ years has symbolized faux-self-reliance subsidized by an intricate web of government policies.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t speak Spanish, but I sure know what that phrase means.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feel bad for the LSU coeds in Kiffin’s orbit tonight
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is an exceptionally surprising turn of events if you don’t know anything.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a great example of one of the ways AI is actually going to endanger / kill huge numbers of people. Shitty chatbots cause their special sort of brain rot to the people who package intelligence for our shot-callers. They take the bad ideas from there. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.

The report, according to one of the sources, was “entirely false.” But it also “almost started a war,” the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese vessel could have risked spiraling into an armed conflict between the two nations.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hate to admit it, but I’m on Rudy’s side here.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Florida getting hit hard makes me happier than it should.
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Dan @pepko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Vicente Del Bosque's Disappointed Reaction
Alt: Big_Oof.gif
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Edward @arkayne242.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wut
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fact that everybody knows this is an AI generated statement and Huckabee won’t admit it is just a microcosm of the whole damn administration.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Flock cameras have no place in Texas. They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there. Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Creepy old white dude obsessing over teenage girls having sex?
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Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy
ALT: Brad Pitt in Fury: Hey, Shoot That Guy
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I do not say this lightly: may God damn all of the people who pushed him to this point. God damn them all. Student who felt ‘humiliated’ by ICE ankle monitor dies by suicide www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Haitian student dies by suicide after ICE issued him an ankle monitor
Pierre Damas Bel, 20, of Springfield, Ohio, expressed feeling “shame and humiliation” at having to wear an ankle monitor. The college student died by suicide days later.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, now Tim Curry. 2026 can get fucked.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s a life well lived when nobody is gonna get fired for quoting you verbatim. We’ll always love you, Dolly.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I had set the table for the US economy to take off like a rocket, I simply would not have gotten into a conflict with Iran.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A giant head made of stone with its mouth open and eyes blazingA giant head made of stone with its mouth open and eyes blazing
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In the 90s and 00s, churches invested millions in youth group, creating a parallel universe for christian teenagers to grow up in and, eventually, change the world. That was the plan anyway. What happened? My first cover story for @sojo.net.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Keep in mind that a war with a per capita equivalent destructiveness to WWI today would involve something like 90m dead, while a per capita equivalent to WWII would be something like 250m dead. So things are not good, but they have been much worse. 🤷‍♂️
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trump administration admits, in court filings, that it canceled billions in federal grants not for policy or performance reasons, but because recipients lived in blue states. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
Months later, in court filings, federal officials indicated there was little else that had informed the final decision about which grants to cancel.

“With one exception,” a lawyer for the Energy Department conceded in a court filing this month, “the 284 terminated grants had a recipient location and/or at least one place of performance in a state that awarded its electoral votes to Kamala Harris in the 2024 election and has two Democratic-caucusing senators.”

The lawyer acknowledged that none of the grants were included in the October terminations “based on any programmatic, statutory, cost-reduction or performance-based factor.”

In contrast, the administration left untouched hundreds of additional energy grants in states that were represented by Republicans and had backed Mr. Trump in the last election, even though the Energy Department had recommended canceling them, the government confirmed in the July court filing.

The cancellations coincided with a broader White House effort at the time to pressure Democratic lawmakers to cave in a fight over funding that had shut down the government. That month, Mr. Trump had vocalized the strategy: He threatened openly to slash what he described as “Democrat agencies,” while Mr. Vought announced a series of additional spending cuts targeting other Democratic-led states.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
35% is Trump’s floor, because the remaining 8% are dumbasses who will blame “both sides” for gas prices. They’re just pansy asses who can’t admit to themselves that maybe just maybe they’re wrong about the GOP.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Could not have waterboarded this out of me.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I mean, maybe it’s just my bad experience with my in-laws, but I can see why he might have…ulterior methods for this.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Our long national nightmare is over.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Theoden King Commands 'Ride now!'
ALT: Theoden King Commands 'Ride now!'
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
President Nixon is resting, per Ronald Zeigler
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Folks, this post is proof positive that every organization on God’s green earth needs a historian just to run things by. That’s their only job. Pay them $1 million a year.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They should learn to code
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Evil. www.ctinsider.com/news/article...
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5-year-old spent 118 days on her own in federal immigration custody in CT
On any given day there are more than two dozen immigrant children detained without a parent or guardian in programs run by Connecticut nonprofits.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 15/07/2026
Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans
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Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soyb...
Two Minnesota solar farms planted 66 native species under their panels. Five years of counting revealed a staggering result that nobody had written into the engineering plan.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026
funny how the cutting edge of the far right is just regurgitated slaveholder agitprop from 1850.
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Spancialosaphus Lacrimosae @seaewenext2sday.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I needed to know more because Judy sounded like an amazing woman, so here it is. www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...
legacy.com
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
you should go to Gettysburg because it's a great way to look out from this spot and go goddamn Pickett was a dumbass
site of Pickett's charge, Gettysburg
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Honestly, I've been scathingly critical of court-packing. Still think it's dangerous. But this court is the best argument for it in a century.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
JD Vance made up a horrific and racist lie about a group of people, and now those people will be deported because the Supreme Court refuses to acknowledge, let along regard as disqualifying, the clear racial bias of this administration.
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Block this shithead
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Scholars, today we are learning about the entrepreneurs of the tech sector. Let’s begin with our reading of 1 John 3:17 and the parable of the rich man.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Of course, she knows this. She’s just a liar.” 🔥
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Darth Kronk, Very Strong Request from the Military @darthkronk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There will be no response as there was in Minneapolis, because MAGA enthusiasts are, fundamentally, cowards. They’ll watch as the tyrannical powers of the state descend upon their friends, and despite all their pro-2a protestations, they won’t do shit, because (in their vernacular) they’re pussies.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Garlic eaters
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And make no mistake, when the Klan was ranting about unassimilable immigrants in the 1920s, they were very much talking about Italians whom they attacked as Catholic pawns of the pope, as a "criminal race" whose members were all tied to the mafia, and as a non-white threat to white women.
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