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Darthdzl

@darthdzl.bsky.social
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I am made of meat! Location: #Arizona Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan #NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.

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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, because tech bros policing themselves ALWAYS works out well. 🙄 www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Trump on Tuesday said that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think he just did. 😁 @effinbirds.com @petalsketch.bsky.social
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Shut the fuck up for thirty seconds"
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Memo to political parties and operatives: this is what happens when you get a moron elected. www.axios.com/2026/09/26/t...
axios.com
GOP election outlook goes from bad to "craptastic"
This week felt different — like the political environment was disintegrating in real time.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once more for the blithering idiots in the back row: TRUMP CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND NOTHING ELSE. HE SAW PERSONAL ADVANTAGE AND TOOK IT. Republican politicians are like tobacco executives: the LAST people in the world to discover what everyone else already knows. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
GOP senators dismayed by Trump embrace of Xi after China helped Iran target US troops
Republican senators are expressing concern and dismay over President Trump’s lavish welcome of Chinese President Xi Jinping to a two-day summit in Washington after it was revealed earlier this mont…
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucker Carlson is an absurd, self-promoting little shithead who's entering the "it wasn't my fault" phase of his career (though it was), hoping to ward off the inevitable torches and pitchforks. He believes in nothing except enriching himself and massaging his own ego. www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh gee, let me guess, theyre all or almost all Democrats, and somehow it wasn't targeting them and is just a random error. Nothing to see here. Ignore the elephant and the orange clown behind the curtain. www.votebeat.org/texas/2026/0...
votebeat.org
Tens of thousands of Texas voter registration applications likely ensnared in state error
Democrats are calling for investigations into why voter registration applications submitted via a DPS portal weren’t forwarded to counties.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally, our first win of the season. This game, despite the score, was much harder than it should have been. Daniels getting hurt was a bummer; I like beating teams at full strength and I hate injuries. 1-1 is better than 0-2. #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #WASvsDAL
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck off, you citrus-tinted clown. The Fed is there to protect the economy, not your personal business deals. www.axios.com/2026/09/16/t...
axios.com
Trump demands lower interest rates after Fed decision
Trump didn't insult Fed Chairman Kevin Warsh, though he often insulted his predecessor, Jerome Powell.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"WE WANT ATTENTION! OUR ORGANIZATION ISN'T BEING TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH ANYMORE! MAYBE OUR DONATIONS HAVE DROPPED OFF! WE WANT YOUR EYEBALLS! PAY ATTENTION TO US! AAAAAAAAH! LOUD NOISES! " abcnews.com/US/charlie-k...
abcnews.com
Charlie Kirk's family signals intent to sue, alleging 'stunning failures' led to on-campus assassination
The family of Charlie Kirk alleges that a "series of stunning failures and reckless decisions" by Utah Valley University led to the conservative activist's assassination.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks McDonald's! Your 10 minute wait to order in the Drive-Thru, while not actually pumping out any food to anybody stuck in that line, led me to get a vastly superior breakfast at Whataburger. I should have known better. @whataburgerr.bsky.social
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
DAL 20-28 NYG
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Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine
ALT: Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"How dare you make Belichick wait a year just because he cheated and couldn't win so much as the division after Brady left!??!?!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
Pro Football HOF makes sweeping changes to selection process
The Pro Football Hall of Fame has made sweeping changes to its selection process that include a significant reduction in the number of selectors and the elimination of the separate "Seniors" category.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The obvious solution, and every politician's refusal to consider it, is more and more maddening each year. GET THE PROFIT OUT OF HEALTHCARE! Providers get to make money because they're doing the work. Everybody else can sit down and shut up until they discard greed. www.axios.com/2026/09/04/e...
axios.com
Large employers drop health benefits as costs rise
It's a sign that year-after-year spikes in medical costs have real consequences.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Been watching music reactions on YouTube, and it's just reinforced a couple things: "Everlong" makes me wish I was a drummer. "Hysteria" makes me wish I was a bassist.* *Muse, not Def Leppard. For Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" makes me wish I was Joe Elliott.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can we invent a robot that will care about robots breaking human records? bleacherreport.com/articles/254...
bleacherreport.com
After Breaking Usain Bolt's Record, Robot Breaks Another Human Track Feat at World Humanoid Games
The machines have claimed another world record in track and field.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jesus Christ. Can we let someone with a different name run, please?
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He won't. He's a Republican. They believe in starving government to death. Anyone who votes for this lunatic is a moron.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey look, the fat, old, narcissistic billionaire coward isn't worried about the people he sent into harm's way to salve his ego. Is anyone surprised? I'm not. www.axios.com/2026/08/14/t...
axios.com
Trump shrugs off concerns about dismal conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln
The aircraft carrier has been deployed for nine months, with reports indicating crew members' families were concerned about their well-being.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is petty and self-entitled and just plain stupid. Get over the number thing, guys. You don't own the number you wore, and LSU is *STUPID* for promising anybody anything. Daniels just went from "good guy on an evil team" in my eyes to "please sack every down". www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
Daniels sends cease-and-desist to LSU after Pickett given No. 5
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels informed LSU it can no longer use his name, image and likeness and said he felt "profoundly disrespected" after LSU allowed cornerback DJ Pickett to wear his former No. 5 jersey.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This "man" continues to demonstrate every single day that he's a coward, a liar, and cares about nothing and no one other than himself. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
abcnews.com
Trump reportedly used a catering truck to sneak off Air Force One amid Iranian threats
Trump reportedly underwent an elaborate plan to hide his flight from Turkey to the United Kingdom last month using a catering food truck and a military aircraft
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dear ChatGPT, WTF good are you when you take up HALF MY SCREEN with this un-dismissable bullshit, when all I'm trying to do is READ WHAT YOU ALREADY WROTE BEFORE YOU CUT ME Off?!?! Love, Someone who's not all that sold on so-called AI anyway
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I guess there's one less reason to go to @popeyes.bsky.social they apparently got rid of their buffalo sauce. So sayeth the store at 90th St & Shea in Scottsdale.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Biggs won't fix shit.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ATTN @microsoft.com: - Stop reinstalling things I've uninstalled - Stop opting me into things I didn't ask for - Stop changing the UI every time I change my socks - Quit trying to make Windows look like Apple - Quit trying to cram AI into every orifice People don't like it. That matters. #Win11
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The root cause is the same as it was for the Republicans: party leaders trying to control the voters instead of listening to them. Memo to any and every party leader: stop telling us who to vote for. Embrace who WE choose. We're the ones who get to choose, not you. www.axios.com/2026/06/29/d...
axios.com
Dems' Tea Party-like rebellion built by a decade of frustration
Some Democrats think the party is ripe for a takeover by a Trump-esque figure — as an outlet for the left's anger.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You fucking partisan HALF-WITS. How is it an independent agency if POTUS can just fire the head without a reason or guardrails?!?? Jesus Christ, this so-called Supreme Court is fucking up jurisprudence and setting us back more than a century. (reposted due to typos) www.axios.com/2026/06/29/t...
axios.com
Supreme Court rules Trump can fire independent agency heads, with key exception
The Supreme Court issued a blockbuster ruling that will vastly expand a president's power and influence.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Well then, it's time to start putting top DOJ officials in jail for contempt then, isn't it? See how long that refusal lasts then. abcnews.com/US/doj-refus...
abcnews.com
DOJ refuses to issue signed declaration verifying 'Anti-Weaponization Fund' is dead
The DOJ has refused to issue a signed declaration from acting AG Todd Blanche verifying that it no longer intends to pursue President Trump’s "Anti-Weaponization Fund."
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hey @technursejon.bsky.social, can we please have your all-Pro linebacker for a song? 😁 We have cookies. 🍪 🍪 🍪
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I use Google News to curate my news for me. I have hidden SOOOOO many pseudo-news and opinion-mongers, but also paywalled outlets. I took a step I never thought I'd have to today. CNN has paywalled so many articles, I finally hid them. It's pointless to have them there anymore. *smh*
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I wish him the best. Classy to tell the team so early, so we can bring someone in that can have a full offseason.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bring em. Bring all of em.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yes. Next question.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Anyone gullible enough to believe that they or their children will EVER see ANY benefit from this needs to stop voting. This is just another scam by Trump. The money will end up being invested in his companies and will disappear into his pocket. www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...
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Bessent says Trump Accounts app coming Thursday
A provision of Trump’s tax legislation, Trump Accounts are meant to give $1,000 to every newborn, so long as their parents open an account.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Attn: Jerry Jones: CLOSE THE FUCKING CURTAINS FOR COWBOYS GAMES THIS YEAR!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i had $50 on pope hats response tbh
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I just want his attention-whoring ass to go away and stop injecting unnecessary drama into every single pore of the offseason. He'd better stick to his word and retire after this season. @kddrummondnfl.blacksky.app cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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$396 million legend won't be able to hurt Cowboys feelings anymore
The longtime Packers QB has announced this will be a farewell tour season.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Walgreens has made a lot of stupid decisions lately but not selling 1gal milk is the worst. QT & Circle K stopped selling 1gal milk, and both took a hit. Now they sell almost no grocery type stuff. 7-Eleven still sells gallons of milk,and groceries. They're expanding. You do the math.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump is a toddler. Anybody who cares what makes him "not happy" needs to wake up and smell the authoritarianism.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Let's be clear: this is Mulugheta playing 3D chess, and Jerry just blatantly produced a red checker from up his sleeve, slammed it down in the last row, and shouted "KING ME!" Jerry doesn't realize he already lost by not trading GP while his value was at its top. insidethestar.com/george-picke...
insidethestar.com
George Pickens Might Be Playing Chess With The Cowboys » Inside The Star
One thing many fans may not realize is George Pickens has not signed his franchise tag and that matters in the grand scheme of things for the Dallas Cowboys.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wow. Entitlement, thy name is this SUV and its driver. What a moron. #Phoenix #PHX #The602
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am so pumped about our first two picks. Caleb and Malachi, welcome to Dallas!
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Gethin @gethin76.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
cc: @effinbirds.com www.nhl.com/news/topic/s...
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I'm hearing an awful lot of the same things we heard about Taco Charlton in this hype article. *wibble* This worries me. #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLDraft #NFLDraft2026 www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/...
si.com
Cowboys Fans Should Be Excited About Keldric Faulk Draft Rumors
The Dallas Cowboys have been linked to Auburn star EDGE Keldric Faulk ahead of the 2026 NFL Draft, and there is some reason for excitement.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is it gonna get a vote? No. Would it pass even if it did? No. Would it pass the Senate if it did? No. Would Trump sign it if they did? No. Even if he did, would it accomplish anything, being half GOP? No. Even if it did, would Trump respect the result? No. Useless. www.axios.com/2026/04/14/t...
axios.com
House Democrats file long-shot 25th Amendment bill targeting Trump
The legislation, which faces an uphill battle, has 50 Democratic co-sponsors.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yes, Mango Mussolini, please, PLEASE piss off the Catholics. Get them so enraged they stay home or, God forbid (pun intended), vote for Democrats. www.axios.com/2026/04/13/t...
axios.com
Trump's pope spat risks feud with crucial Catholic swing voters
Catholic support was already eroding.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This "man" needs to be removed from power. He does not have the humanity, the mental prowess, nor the psychological stability to wield the nuclear launch codes. A commander-in-chief he is not. He is a geriatric toddler with wealth and no conscience. www.axios.com/2026/04/07/t...
axios.com
Trump threatens "whole civilization will die tonight" amid 11th hour Iran negotiations
"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Okay, straight white old guy saying this: Why the hell is it that the only commercials with trans or queer representation are for PrEP medications? Do these idiot corporations think the only thing people who are LGBTQ+ do is have unprotected sex? Never mind. The answer will just make me angry.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So, the blackout drunk, woman-abusing, poster boy for rood rage - who can't keep a secret - got his widdle ego bwuised and started firing people. What a pathetic, sad coward. www.axios.com/2026/04/03/h...
axios.com
Hegseth's wartime firing of top generals stuns officials: "It's insane"
The firing of generals and admirals has reshaped the Joint Chiefs, intel agencies and commands.
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Mark Taylor @emarktaylor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
#Possums #Tasmania @ashleysays.bsky.social Definitely within your wheelhouse ...
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