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Darthdzl

@darthdzl.bsky.social
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I am made of meat! Location: #Arizona Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan #NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.

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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 5h
Jesus, her answer is straight out of "The Narcissist's Handbook (Not That I Need A Handbook)". Media: you failed the bar exam. Narcissist: it doesn't matter anyway. I don't need the bar. The bar exam was lucky to have me. (etc) thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Zacharia says results of bar exam were ‘inconsequential’
White House press secretary Katie Zacharia said Thursday her California Bar exam results are “somewhat inconsequential” after reporting surfaced that showed she did not pass the examination.  In an…
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What horrifies me is that with all the quality offensive coaches we have, including Schotty, nobody saw it and corrected it or told Dak to concentrate on it. His footwork just stayed a disaster the whole game, from what I could see in the broadcast. I've never been a coach at any level. WTF guys?
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why is nobody talking about Dak's footwork? It's a problem he's had to battle since his rookie year. When he gets pressured enough to be truly uncomfortable, his footwork goes to hell and his accuracy and downfield power go with it. I watched it happen vs TB and nobody mentioned it then or since.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wow. They actually did it. They actually found someone WORSE than the last couple of Trump press secretaries. The mind fairly boggles. www.npr.org/2026/10/12/n...
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New White House press secretary a 'devoted fan' of Trump and MAGA
Katie Zacharia worked for one of Trump's companies and raised her profile appearing on conservative-leaning talk shows. She also amplified right-wing conspiracy theories. Now she'll be the president's...
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*clutches pearls* Oh, my stars and garters! A bad MAGA person who was hired because she has no morals and ethics to get in the way of Trump's bidding was dismissed for *checks notes* acting without morals and ethics and acting exactly like the guy who hired her. www.axios.com/2026/10/13/k...
axios.com
White House pushes out Kimberly Guilfoyle after misconduct reports
She's denied WSJ allegations that she used political connections to seek financial favors and promote private business interests.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So-called AI doesn't act on its own. It may go farther than one expects, it may use methods not specifically approved for that request, it may put together other "tools" it wasn't told to combine, but IT DOESN'T ACT ON ITS OWN. AI has no agenda, no ego, no desires. It does what it's told to do.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Teal'c Says Indeed
ALT: Teal'c Says Indeed
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never said they didn't. Just specifying some of it.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jake Ferguson, you are sentenced to 100 hours with the JUGGS machine every week, from now until your hands become the Velcro we thought they were going to be back when you had your one deserved Pro Bowl season (2023; last year doesn't count thanks to the stupid fumbles). #Cowboys #DallasCowboys
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry I'm late in posting this. I needed about 4 episodes of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" to cleanse my palate after that game. #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #NFL #TBvsDAL
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Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He used to be the master of being blitzed and made teams pay for it. He got uncomfortable tonight and it fucked his footwork. None of the coaches corrected it. I think this one's on coaching. Totally.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hated that name when somebody coined it, and I *KNEW* it was going to lead to a night like this at some point. Stop proclaiming things the "greatest" until *AFTER* the fucking season.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dak reverted to bad footwork because he was being blitzed so much. Nobody corrected it. Receivers couldn't catch and BATTED THE BALL UP IN THE AIR. You NEVER do that. Nobody corrected it. The defense can't tackle. At all. Nobody corrected it. We ran 7x & passed 20x in the 1st half. WTF coaches?!
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #DallasCowboys #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #TBvsDAL
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Dak Prescott's 'Here We Go!' Cadence
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POINTY DOG! *pets*
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I chewed off my nails to the elbows, but we pulled out a win. 28 points in the 2nd half was a nice sight to see. Our defense found a pass rush, but totally forgot how to cover. I still think that's progress, given that half our secondary is missing. 2-2. #DallasCowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys
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FANBOXT @fanboxtt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dallas Cowboys take down Houston Texans. Dallas Cowboys 34, Houston Texans 30. www.fanboxt.com/games/2026-10-04-da… #NFL #Fanboxt #startup
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dyma-data.bsky.social @dyma-data.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys Rally Past Texans, 34-30 Dallas erased a 10-point halftime deficit with 28 second-half points and edged Houston in a near-even yardage battle. dyma-data.com/news/0b088550-ca73-4e…
dyma-data.com
Cowboys Rally Past Texans, 34-30
Dallas erased a 10-point halftime deficit with 28 second-half points and edged Houston in a near-even yardage battle.
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NFL @nflbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FINAL: The @dallascowboys win a thriller for the Battle for Texas
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FOX 26 Houston @fox26houston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dak Prescott threw a 12-yard game-winning touchdown pass to CeeDee Lamb with 40 seconds left to lift the Dallas Cowboys over the Houston Texans 34-30. bit.ly/4do2ofv
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Fort Worth Star-Telegram @star-telegram.com · 04/10/2026
CeeDee Lamb turns in a career performance against one of the NFL’s best secondaries to power the Dallas Cowboys to a win.
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Five takeaways from Cowboys’ win in Houston: Call that CeeDee Lamb’s best game
CeeDee Lamb turns in a career performance against one of the NFL’s best secondaries to power the Dallas Cowboys to a win.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty sure it had something to do with Dak and the offense dropping 4 TDs on them in the 2nd half but okay.
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cbstexas.bsky.social @cbstexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CeeDee Lamb had a career-high 17 catches for 189 yards and his 12-yard TD reception with 40 seconds left lifted the Dallas Cowboys to a 34-30 win over Houston to keep the Texans winless.
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CeeDee Lamb's late TD lifts Cowboys over Texans 34-30
CeeDee Lamb had a career-high 17 catches for 189 yards and his 12-yard TD reception with 40 seconds left lifted the Dallas Cowboys to a 34-30 win over Houston to keep the Texans winless.
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ₗₐₙᴰₒₙ @mccool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Late game redemption for the #dallascowboys as they beat the Texans 34-30 Youtube.com/LockedOnCowboys
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anyhope.lol @anyhope.lol · 04/10/2026
🏈 Texans 30 · Cowboys 34 NFL · Final · Oct 4 C.J. Stroud: 21/31, 347 pass yds, 2 TD. Javonte Williams: 19 carries, 62 rush yds, 3 TD. Texans 0–4 · Cowboys 2–2 #DallasCowboys #HoustonTexans Playoff picture ↓ anyhope.lol/nfl/cowboys anyhope.lol/nfl/texans
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EROCKALIPSE @erockalipse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COWBOYS WIN! 34-30 #COWBOYSNATION #dallascowboys #nfl #football #cowboys #wedemboys #wedemboyz #nfc ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I chewed off my nails to the elbows, but we pulled out a win. 28 points in the 2nd half was a nice sight to see. Our defense found a pass rush, but totally forgot how to cover. I still think that's progress, given that half our secondary is missing. 2-2. #DallasCowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, you still think there's a chance that we even CAN? 🤣
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So excited you didn't finish the post. 😁 I love it! We got such a good deal!
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, because tech bros policing themselves ALWAYS works out well. 🙄 www.npr.org/2026/09/30/n...
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Trump says top tech firms have signed accord to 'self-police' AI development
President Trump on Tuesday said that he and a large group of leaders of artificial intelligence companies had signed a voluntary accord that will include internal and external reviews.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's done run out of chances. He should have been replaced last offseason.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
POINTY DOG! *pets*
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have only one thing to say about the Eagles losing to a 3rd-string QB by 20:
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Cat Laughing At You
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just going for the humor. 😁
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think he just did. 😁 @effinbirds.com @petalsketch.bsky.social
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POINTY DOG! *pets*
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "Shut the fuck up for thirty seconds"
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Memo to political parties and operatives: this is what happens when you get a moron elected. www.axios.com/2026/09/26/t...
axios.com
GOP election outlook goes from bad to "craptastic"
This week felt different — like the political environment was disintegrating in real time.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"How about the disco ball and DJ console?" "Absolutely not!" "It's unmanned! Who the hell's gonna use it?!?!" "Look, we have to show these aliens that we can party."
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once more for the blithering idiots in the back row: TRUMP CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND NOTHING ELSE. HE SAW PERSONAL ADVANTAGE AND TOOK IT. Republican politicians are like tobacco executives: the LAST people in the world to discover what everyone else already knows. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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GOP senators dismayed by Trump embrace of Xi after China helped Iran target US troops
Republican senators are expressing concern and dismay over President Trump’s lavish welcome of Chinese President Xi Jinping to a two-day summit in Washington after it was revealed earlier this mont…
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I propose we rename the bathroom closest to the Oval Office as the Cheeto Chitter, after our enfeebled and narcissistic leader.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*cough 28-3 cough*
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fucker Carlson is an absurd, self-promoting little shithead who's entering the "it wasn't my fault" phase of his career (though it was), hoping to ward off the inevitable torches and pitchforks. He believes in nothing except enriching himself and massaging his own ego. www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I swear, it's like a 5-year-old mugging for the camera. Oh wait... That's what he is, in an 80-year-old body.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lots of questions... Where were they being shipped from and to? By whom? Who decided to reroute the flight and why? Did they know what was on board? How much choice did the pilots have? Sensitive or not, having any parts from an F-35 without, y'know, stealing one or shooting one down is BAAAD.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing new. In the mid-1800s, white America was outraged about Irish coming over here to avoid famine and "take all our jobs". Early-mid 1900s it was Italians. And "gingers" have always had people who can't seem to avoid hating or fearing them for their hair color. Otherization is a thing.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why I deleted (not just deactivated) my FB like 10 years ago. Maybe longer. Stuck an ex and her family I my suggested friends. Specifically, ones who I want to forget my very existence. Our entire relationship was pre-Facebook.
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fingerpainting... with the blood of your enemies. MUHAHAHAHA! 😈 ...wait, what? 😇
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Darthdzl @darthdzl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh gee, let me guess, theyre all or almost all Democrats, and somehow it wasn't targeting them and is just a random error. Nothing to see here. Ignore the elephant and the orange clown behind the curtain. www.votebeat.org/texas/2026/0...
votebeat.org
Tens of thousands of Texas voter registration applications likely ensnared in state error
Democrats are calling for investigations into why voter registration applications submitted via a DPS portal weren’t forwarded to counties.
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