President scores monumental own goal as home team’s bid for glory in the round of 16 comes to a shuddering halt

In a Castro-length speech to Congress, the President claimed victory, while proving that even the most unhinged address can be boring if it goes on long enough.

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The worst timeline comes into view.

The KGB ‘played the game as if they were immensely impressed by his personality’, Yuri Shvets, a key source for a new book, tells the Guardian