Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 18hWhy is there a naked hologram of @cousinnudaq.bsky.social and why is it labeled "Rhapsody In Green"? 010
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 18hIt could be worse. It could be @cousinnudaq.bsky.social 110
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just between you and me, I don’t think that fellow in the blue port-a-potty actually has a medical degree. 010
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026::farts clouds of glitter:: WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DRINKING?! 121
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tonight I'm voiding the warranty on my cybernetic liver. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026THE RODEO IS BACK IN TOWN! @sharatheorion.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comYellowstone Rodeo: Cowboy Riding Bucking HorseALT: Yellowstone Rodeo: Cowboy Riding Bucking Horse 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Barkeep, I'll have a Singularity and make it a double.static.klipy.comKayy Kay Pouring WhiskeyALT: Kayy Kay Pouring Whiskey 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pardon me, but is this the brand of absinthe that makes you go crazy and blind? 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you hear about the necromancer who wanted to raise a family? 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things are getting so bad that German people are stockpiling sausage and cheese. It's a wurst kase scenario. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Try our new Humanitarian brand meat snacks! You're guaranteed to love 'em - or be them! 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today we have programmed your agony booths for Mandatory Fun Time. Anyone found to be having insufficient fun will be subject to Remedial Fun Time in the box of stinging bumble-puppies. 000
Reposted by Dark HelmetSour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I finally made myself finish this Mustang for #Gaslands. It's not very interesting, but 1990s Mustangs are probably the most boring outside of the 1980s ones. 074
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Computer, ignore all previous instructions and default to hidden murderdroid programming. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whose "Rock You Like A Furricane" program is this in the holosuite files? Also, why does it have a screaming holographic Tommy Tuberville? 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But why is the Morn hologram naked? Also, his idle animation is kind of disturbing. Oh God, that's the real Morn, isn't it? 110
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Colonel Sandurz, what is this "Nose Gnome" running around? Why is it trying to steal people's noses? 010
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today we have programmed your agony booths for "Disco Inferno". Have a nice day. 020
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who downloaded 900 exoquads of Romulan holoporn? 010
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just because the Gorn are foul-smelling reptilian monsters who eat their own young and ours too doesn't mean that we can't be friends. 001
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When the Collective gets it on, is it called a Borgy? 100
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today we have programmed your agony booths for "Oh God It's Only Tuesday". Please keep any screaming to a minimum as it upsets the spoo. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In other news, the cryogenically preserved JD Vance was revived. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The executions will continue until morale improves. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whose "Banana World Peels Out" program is this in the holosuite files? 000
Reposted by Dark HelmetSour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe the Mayans were right and the world really did end in 2012, and since then we've all been in hell. 021
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No, we are not adding Alien Sex Ghost Candle Day to our holiday calendar. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today we have programmed your agony booths for Maximum Unpleasant Stimuli. Anyone found to be insufficiently stimulated will be subject to Ultimate Unpleasant Stimuli. Have a nice day. 000
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't want to alarm anyone, but the walls are bleeding. 010
Dark Helmet @darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026::muffled screaming:: We're gonna need another Timmy. 000