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Sour Kraut

@sourkraut.bsky.social
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Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.

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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 8h
I wish I could just stay home and have people pay me to paint miniatures.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 9h
And a #Gaslands rat rod.
Hot Wheels Aristo Rat repainted with a cannon and mesh for Gaslands
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 11h
Rat rod for #Gaslands
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 17h
I finished the snowplow and food truck for #Gaslands.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 21h
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm at the age where you think "Thank God that was only a fart."
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Working on a couple of trucks for #Gaslands.
A food truck and a red hot rod snowplow both with roof mounted guns and armor.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it booze o'clock yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The customer is always wrong.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way this week is going, it will end with me being made into a skin suit by Bonzo the Party Clown.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sex dungeon, murder basement, or problem attic?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This has to be parody, right? Right? Right? Oh, shit.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I finally made myself finish this Mustang for #Gaslands. It's not very interesting, but 1990s Mustangs are probably the most boring outside of the 1980s ones.
A yellow 1990s Mustang with off road tires, ram bumper, and roof mounted rockets.It has a skull painted on the hood, looking like it was spray painted on by a warboy hopped up on sugar and meth.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all believe things that we know aren't true. If you just said "I don't do that.", congratulations. You just discovered one of them.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's mood:
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Eject Abort
ALT: Eject Abort
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I call it Insanity. Going to paint it black with Day of the Dead skulls and flowers.
A disassembled Hot Wheels food truck with a giant engine in the back. When assembled the engine shows through the service windows.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I finally made myself finish this Mustang for #Gaslands. It's not very interesting, but 1990s Mustangs are probably the most boring outside of the 1980s ones.
A yellow 1990s Mustang with off road tires, ram bumper, and roof mounted rockets.It has a skull painted on the hood, looking like it was spray painted on by a warboy hopped up on sugar and meth.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better idea: use the death penalty on the right people. Starting with the current regime.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't look in the crawlspace.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello there. I'm Mr. Delicious.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Thorsday. Let's get hammered.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all believe things that we know aren't true. If you just said "I don't do that.", congratulations. You just discovered one of them.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I picked up one of the Blokees Wheels Ultraman cars. Nice design. With their upcoming Cyberpunk and original hot rod lines, I need people to give me money to buy all of them for #Gaslands.
Ultraman Justice car, kind of an early 80s Firebird with a futuristic dune buggy back end, in silver and red.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got the last bits added to the Cruisers team for #Gaslands and got them all primed. Still deciding on a color scheme.
Four Gaslands vehicles in gray primer. A war rig, a jacked up Bel Air, and two wagons. All 1950s models.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if my intrusive thoughts are really intrusive enough.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anyone needs me I'll be in the corner staring blankly into space.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you heard the Good Word of Our Lord and Savior, Bigfoot? You must accept Sasquatch into your heart to be saved from the Devouring! The Hour of Devour approaches! Repent now and double your savings!
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally going to paint the Monstang. Looking at 1990s Mustang colors and trying to decide between Calypso blue-green or school bus yellow.
A jacked up off road 1990s Mustang with a ram and rockets on the roof.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some days you just have to tell yourself "I am a pretty pretty princess."
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I was a cryptid, what cryptid would I be?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ain't none of us getting out of this world alive.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are all monsters.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The way this week is going, it will end with me being made into a skin suit by Bonzo the Party Clown.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you heard the Good Word of Our Lord and Savior, Bigfoot? You must accept Sasquatch into your heart to be saved from the Devouring! The Hour of Devour approaches! Repent now and double your savings!
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MONSTA MILK
Hot Wheels monster dairy truck.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who say that violence never solves anything clearly aren't using enough violence.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two more for the Cruisers team. Spike strips should be here tomorrow to finish the Jack Hammer and war rig.
Hot Wheels Gone Mad and Jack Hammer, two 1950s hot rod wagons with guns, armor and nitrous tanks.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am just a simple kraut, and your modern world confuses and frightens me.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe the Mayans were right and the world really did end in 2012, and since then we've all been in hell.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's mood:
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if my intrusive thoughts are really intrusive enough.
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the fucker dead yet?
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Sour Kraut @sourkraut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is anyone still delusional enough to believe we're getting free elections again?
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