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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As that old Terran saying goes, cum large or cum home.

Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the Terran lozenge marketing people missed a real slam-dunk opportunity by not calling them Fishermen’s Tiddies. “Turn that frown upside-down and banish that cough to the afterlife by sucking on a Fishermen’s Tiddies.” And so forth.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These guys have it ALL wrong. They don’t even talk about the lasting affects of NON-LINEAR CATS. These Terrans have a schlong way to go. www.sciencefocus.com/science/the-...

sciencefocus.com

Time might not exist – and we're starting to understand why | BBC Science Focus Magazine

The closer we look at time, the stranger it gets

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YEAH! THE TAILEND IS A LIE!!! It’s more like … a nub … with bumps shaped like tiny ears.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Terran goat jizz on that REALLYnis the Chef’s kids. Er … Chief’s Kids. …. Chef’s Kifs.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All these years I was calling them PROTON THORPEEDOS!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like people don’t take me as seriously as they should. I am a VERY serious warrior who has many warrior … uh … things and experiences.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

No no. That’s K’Vada. I knew that guy before I got stuck here on 21st Century Earth. That guy fucked HARD. He used to like hanging out by fences, drinkin’ warnog, and was totally enamoured with Cuz Gowron’s little-known mate, P’Egh-y. Think he owned a radio station at one point too.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There is VERY little thigh in this so-called Terran Thigh food. I mean it’s good enough.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

There’s very little anal in this!!! We NEED to get the anal back in analysis!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

And THEN they pried it out of my hot, sleepy hands!!! BAM WHAT A FRIYAY!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I guess we’ll just day what the Sebrings!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Does anyone have one of those toenail laser cutters I can borrow?

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

FUCK it’s almost camping weekend and I can’t find my Daisy Dukes!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Man I must’ve been really stoned that night. No recollection of this at all.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I went thru so much Terran lube that weekend.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Weekend stickball got me feeling Randy.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Do you guys think it’s too soon to shoot a porn and call it Wolf 369?

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Well boys, the log weekend is HERE! Let’s get fuck faced!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

After a long LONG week doing everything I do, ALL THE THINGS, it’s time to sit back, get high, and watch some Terran All My Children! WHO WILL ERICA CHOOSE!!! JACKSON OR DMITRI!?!!! I JUST DON’T KNOW!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

FUCK I THINK I MISSED THE SOPHIE B HAWKINS DANCE!! FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK!!!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I have an idea for my next space opera!! The Passion Pickles of Praxis: In Space!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Why didn’t ANYONE TELL ME that it isn’t pronounced STARSHIT??!! No wonder the cops didn’t believe me when I said my starshit was up on blocks behind Cuz’s garage!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The Chicken Tinders profile I set up for me and B’Etor isn’t getting much attention these days!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

So THEN B’Etor says, “Trust MEEEE. There’s no fire there — just DUMPSTER!” I mean yeah, but fuck guys like I’m standing RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The new Jane Austen is ribald even by MY standards!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

THESE GODDAMN TERRAN CHOCLATE WGGS ARE TOO HARD TO UNWARP WHEN YPIRE TRIBBLIN’bbn!!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I don’t think that was double stuff.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

MY NEW STICKBALL TEAM NAME FOR THIS SEASON WILL BE THE MUFF DIVERS AND OUR THEME SONG WILL BE THE MUFF DIVER’S WALTZ!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Fuck. FUCK!! I just somehow poured a bunch of chocolate chips inside my chest tits plates!! I CANT REACH THEM!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Anyone up for goin’ Porky Piggin’ tonight? Got the Falcor up and running and am hankerin’ to go cruise the 103.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The Terran word TITULAR is very misleading!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

When you START TREATING THEM AS PUPPETS THEN THEY GET IN MY WAY!!!!

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Ghost Knockers just rolls right off the tongue.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

You will never convince me that we cannot send messages and feelings back to ourselves through time. You don’t need to fucking drive around the sun and go save some whales. Your mind. It’s in your mind.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

That’s RIGHT! FUCK THEM AND THE UNCLES THEY FUCKED

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I just gotta say I would’ve been a great Terran DJ

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

WHY IS THERE A TIRE HALF-BURIED BEHIND THE SHITTER?

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

B’Etor does NOT like it when the cards don’t fall her way in Terran crib.

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

So, who’s getting doped out or doped up or fooded out today?

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Cousin Nu’Daq @cousinnudaq.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Well *I* say that McGillvalleri Law is gonna fight for WHAT MATTERS! … … … TACOS!!!!!

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