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Dale Waffle

@darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social
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"We are with you till h--l freezes, and when it does, we will furnish blankets to keep you warm."

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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 8h
Counterpoint:
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Alberto Isaac Says 'Keep Going!'
ALT: Alberto Isaac Says 'Keep Going!'
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 12h
Is this your way of revealing that he is the dude who asked for (and got!) your number the other day?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 17h
Toads just now, "Hey man, what the fuck?!?"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 17h
Have you ever considered believing in your clients and their ability to explain their behavior in such a way as to get everybody on their side and to earn their votes too?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 17h
Have you added this to your LinkedIn profile? Prospective employers should know.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 18h
"Excuse me, but what in the fuck are you talking about?!?"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 19h
Very disappointed to see Alabama's best (former) senator appearing in this.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 20h
1. This is awful. 2. For whatever it is worth, this happens a lot less often than it did when I was in school (at least around here). 3. Teenagers are still monsters of course. Maybe the worst people on the planet. But they really so seem to treat each better compared to what I experienced anyway.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 20h
I mean this respectfully, and keep in mind I wrote "I mean this respectfully" which completely inoculates me from criticism or feedback: these people are the biggest fucking dorks to ever walk the planet.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inside the @whatatimepod.bsky.social podcast, there are two wolves:
Two posts, one from Kath Barbadoro and the other by Patrick Monahan.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"provacative ideas about race"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's your exchange rate?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You seemingly ignoring the entire first paragraph while also asking for at least half the story to go untold. Can't somebody be sickened by the horrific violence on both sides?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We now cut to live footage of this post featuring Elizabeth (in yellow) absolutely throwing it down over Mystery (in blue).
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Shaquille O'Neal's Big Dunk on Chris Dudley
Alt: Shaquille O'Neal's Big Dunk on Chris Dudley
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's probably pretty close to the death ratio there.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry just want to clarify: are you serious?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's your exchange rate?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am confused, but I strongly suspect this is a me problem.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Worst poll for who? The pollster?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NICE!!!
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Help, corgis are eating me!"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does that spread match previous voting percentages?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The rare example of the French WANTING to be American.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was awfully good in the friendly questions video he did with the guy running for ME-02. Seemed like a fun guy you'd happily have at the dinner table. Not sure if he's getting too many chances to show that side but tonight's answers were razor sharp rebuttals of Collins' horseshit.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*standing and saluting as a West Virginian*
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Because The Night" has gotta be one of the great songs ever because every cover of it is so goddamned good. I'm not sure anybody has mucked it up.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Pointer Sisters doing Steely Dan's "Dirty Work" youtu.be/yNoLqV-0TcI?...
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Dirty Work
YouTube video by The Pointer Sisters - Topic
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's The Pointer Sisters doing Steely Dan's "Dirty Work" because it makes the song make sense. (If you've ever seen Steely Dan, it's impossible to imagine them being called to do anything, nevermind dirty work.) youtu.be/yNoLqV-0TcI?...
youtu.be
Dirty Work
YouTube video by The Pointer Sisters - Topic
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Troy Jackson coming down the lane*
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Shawn Kemp's Powerful Seattle Supersonics Dunk
ALT: Shawn Kemp's Powerful Seattle Supersonics Dunk
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not sure that's the best way to play it.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today I listened to a colleague of mine talk about her frustration using AI to edit an abstract of hers from 200 words down to 150. She had a PhD and I don't so she's taken much more seriously than I am. This is not hugely irritating at all.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta be REALLY extra super duper careful posting this with only the one word.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's nothing like having a bad day at work and then coming home to unwind and watching either the 8-minute or 20-minute YouTube videos about Ceaucescu's last hours.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TMBG used to do double-bills with a local performance artist who lived nearby. That performance artist's name was (and still is) Steve Buscemi.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vaxxed?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The media cycle is annoying as hell but when I see someone whine in the paper I know their own kid stood up to them. Good. Parent is an earned title. A significant chunk of this country treat kids (adult kids too!) as property and believe they get a free pass to be a dick and they should eat shit
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But was it tactical?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're such goddamned losers.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"And also, girls are gross! I don't like them!"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is good, but I can't believe they didn't compare the increase in property taxes with the tax incentives given away to companies building the data centers. Real missed opportunity to turn the knife.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Walking Dead, which started going downhill during the second half of its first episode and never managed to recover.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I suspect there is strong appetite for those articles among the (almost always) men who want to do the same, because they assume it will be non-stop action for them, only to then discover precisely the opposite.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"oversight"
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What on EARTH?!?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Finnish need to begin developing a new The White Death immediately.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*camera snapcuts to @pattymo.com doing the "Let's go!" scream*
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's no, "For me, the action IS the juice!" but this is still right up there with the greatest line in cinema history.
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Excellent! So the AI companies can then pay for the right to use those words, right?
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Republican Party and Fox News melt all the way down*
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Dale Waffle @darkbrownwaffles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In the group chat - the only place we are interacting with him - he's talking about the marriage not having worked out and then he casually/proudly brags about his life after the divorce. This includes the first recent warning sign: sleeping with the 18-year-old daughter of his marriage counselor. 
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