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@darianiff.bsky.social
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
As Ukrainian, reading the news today makes me want to throw up so much.
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 10/08/2025
Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette.
Audrey Horne with a cigarette. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Cooking little traditional Ukrainian cakes following the recipe in the website of a very popular Ukrainian chef. The cakes are in the “cooking with no power”, for recipes that one can cook during blackouts, due to Russian bombardment of critical civilian infrastructure. The cakes are great.
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Jae H @considermycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The cat fucking fell out of the second floor window during the night. We have a marquee so she used that to slow down the fall and she is absolutely fine, just very mad she had to spend time outside and not under my blanket. I can’t believe that bitch
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Learned about Pee-wee Herman today and watched some videos of his show. Every normal culture should have a kids show led by a drag queen and what I saw in those clips was a drag queen.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
established dominance in the dutch dmv by using the middle stall in the bathroom.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No this isn’t satire
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Entering recession while unemployed feels weirdly powerful, like I’m leading the charge of chaos and decline. In reality it would suck ass, of course, the riders of apocalypse barely farting their way through, but the reality is what you make of it!
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
P annoyed at my inability to find female-produced music that can match the levels of sapphic yearning previously only achieved by Hozier, a notable MAN. Any suggestions welcome
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Put a ton of ice in my Owala bottle, kept it on the bedside table overnight and it indeed held the ice pretty well and I still have icy water. Still amazed when company’s promises are kept
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Tried BBQ chicken intestines today. So crispy and nice but hard to look at the form and not remind myself what I’m eating.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Had a dream about Sufjan Stevens this week. Good sign or no??
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Absolutely every place that I used to go to for it has run out of buckwheat tea. Was there an issue with buckwheat harvest last year? Was buckwheat found to be carcinogenic? I need my tea!!!
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Dr Pepper & Cream Soda tastes like what I imagine a vintage Chanel powder to taste like.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Went on a walk with 6 sighthounds. Had a friend with her toddler over for tea. Cooking lunch and the sun is out. Still can’t think about much anything other than yesterday news from Oval Office.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Had my last day at the office yesterday and everyone kept very nicely asking what my plans for the future are and i just said “take a nap” every time and I never once lied
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Had my first driving lesson in NL and that went as poorly as it could. On the other side of the spectrum of human experiences - made anchovy butter for breakfast (sourdough, butter, tomatoes) and that went as beautifully as it could.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
3 years ago I woke up at 4:30 am in my apartment in the residential area of Kyiv. I thought that some idiot was setting off fireworks in the middle of the night. It was not fireworks. The war had started.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
And I’m supposed to be cooking lunch? In this geopolitical environment?
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Only thing keeping me afloat today :)
A very fluffy grey coated cat naps and covers her face with her pawExtreme close up of a sleeping Spanish greyhound with brindle and white face
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
As usual, a tough day to be Ukrainian, but we persist.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Lunch: leftover plain rice, leftover spicy chicken quesadilla, canned kidney beans (say YES to beans) slowly stewed with shallot, some garlic, chili flakes and Parmesan for extra creaminess.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Every day I learn so many new things and get to experience so many moments of joy, even if extremely fleeting. I had a perfect sugary crumb of puff pastry! My dog wagged his tail in his sleep! The girl I love smiled at me! Life is full of wonder!!!
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I love sewing so much, it makes me so happy, then why is it so hard to actually sit down and do it? I have like 4 great project ideas, and materials for all of them, it’s just a psychological “meh”
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What is up with those names
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Addicted to watching Westminster Kennel Club show and guessing which handler would pull a piece of a dog treat out of their mouth. Just WHY
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 10/02/2025
A hopefully fun ask but is there anyone here that collects those novelty popcorn buckets and wants to talk to me about it? Email me jaya@eater.com
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Based on real events
Mel Gibson speaking to an actor playing Jesus meme. Under Mel Gibson it says “breville espresso machine complaining about descaling” and under the Jesus, who is covered in blood and bruises, it says “kettle who has never been descaled in two years”
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Tried to make small talk, got to explain the concept of Twin Peaks to a young barista. Honestly jealous, because “a random Ukrainian lady rambles to you about Buddhism” is how I would’ve wanted to discover Twin Peaks.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There’s not supposed to be any mosquitos in the Netherlands in February, I think. Then why is there a mosquito ringing in my ear and biting my poor sleepy arms? This nonsense gotta stop!!!
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Breakfast of champions
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
17 days till I drive to Belgium to pick up our second ex-hunting retired greyhound. Felt extremely excited about it up until 6:40AM when our first ex-hunting retired greyhound woke me up by barking like an idiot.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this year's shamrock shakes, and you need to know his history
UNCLE O’GRIMACEY As positive as the Shamrock Shake’s impact has been, there have been some missteps. To help promote the Shamrock Shake, McDonalds introduced the new mascot character Uncle O'Grimacey in 1975. The Irish uncle of the purple mascot Grimace, Uncle O'Grimacey (complete in his kelly green hat, shamrock-patterned vest, and a shillelagh) would travel from Ireland each year bringing Shamrock Shakes to McDonaldland. Uncle O'Grimacey was quietly phased out of McDonalds marketing after a few years due in part to an alleged incident in Philadelphia in 1978 where the person portraying him made statements in support of the IRA and that British soldiers were better dead than alive.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The dog still pretends to be asleep to get out of the last walk of the day contrary to the evidence that we will still make him go, even if he’s asleep.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Today’s sauna snacks: pelmeny with butter and crème fraiche, cut Doyenné du Comice pear, two clementines, tea. Three cold plunges done!
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Currently watching: Hacks, Twin Peaks (3d rewatch), Friends (1st watch) To watch: The Pitt, Going Dutch
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Napa cabbage one turned out to be a disaster (too salty still and it’s only getting worse), radish is OK. Not many other projects in plans due to worsening depression. Unsure if connected to failed kimchi!
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Kit Oliynyk 🇺🇦 @ook.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My entire school in Mykolaiv was supposed to build off of USAID grants. We paid architects and engineers to blueprint everything so that it would be eligible for USAID. Now it won’t be.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2025
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Napa cabbage kimchi and radish kimchi, going to fermentation room (aka washing machine closet) for 3 days. Didn’t add rice this time, will see if it’s a deal breaker.
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 16/01/2025
david lynch on angelo badalamenti, who passed away in 2022
MS: I've noticed that all the way through this conversation David, you've referred to him in the present tense.

DL: You have to keep Angelo alive. I believe life is a continuum, and that no one really dies, they just drop their physical body and we'll all meet again, like the song says. It's sad but it's not devastating if you think like that. Otherwise I don't see how anybody could ever, once they see someone die, that they'd just disappear forever and that's what we're all bound to do. I'm sorry but it just doesn't make any sense, it's a continuum, and we're all going to be fine at the end of the story.
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mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Дуже серйозна підготовка до самі знаєте чого.
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