mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I am reading it for the 1st time and I got to the peanuts part today. What a beautiful timing 110
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/08/2025As Ukrainian, reading the news today makes me want to throw up so much. 020
Reposted by mother nature’s bitchA Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 10/08/2025Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette. 018335
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025The drugstore ones don’t really do much (maybe hydrate a bit?), but there are some high end ones, mostly from professional brands that are super good. $$$$ tho 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Cooking little traditional Ukrainian cakes following the recipe in the website of a very popular Ukrainian chef. The cakes are in the “cooking with no power”, for recipes that one can cook during blackouts, due to Russian bombardment of critical civilian infrastructure. The cakes are great. 000
Reposted by mother nature’s bitchJae H @considermycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂 21689783173
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025“Reasonably” is a flexible number! Would love to follow the cuttings to soil experiment 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025She is 13 years old, she is blind, she feel out of 8th floor window when she was 3, she was evacuated from Ukraine the first week of the war and now has a Dutch passport. I hope she lives to be 100 and by the looks of it, it very well may happen!!! 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025The cat fucking fell out of the second floor window during the night. We have a marquee so she used that to slow down the fall and she is absolutely fine, just very mad she had to spend time outside and not under my blanket. I can’t believe that bitch 131
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I am Ukrainian, we did not have Pee-wee Herman but we had Verka Serdyuchka and that is why I grew up gay (that’s what my dad thinks). But a kid absolutely should have a drag queen show it’s so good for kids soul and heart, my opinion will not change. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Learned about Pee-wee Herman today and watched some videos of his show. Every normal culture should have a kids show led by a drag queen and what I saw in those clips was a drag queen. 130
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/05/2025established dominance in the dutch dmv by using the middle stall in the bathroom. 030
Reposted by mother nature’s bitchMira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025No this isn’t satire 121078295
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Entering recession while unemployed feels weirdly powerful, like I’m leading the charge of chaos and decline. In reality it would suck ass, of course, the riders of apocalypse barely farting their way through, but the reality is what you make of it! 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Partially and partially maybe a result of many “food deserts”? Like if you need to drive an hour to get to a half-decent grocery store, you’re unlikely to have access to fresh produce and mostly rely on canned? Not sure what is the % split between the two 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’m talking about serious yearning, not the bedroom pop about bubblegums. “I need to be digging dirt with my bare hands” level of yearning. The “Leaving Eden” one. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 20/03/2025P annoyed at my inability to find female-produced music that can match the levels of sapphic yearning previously only achieved by Hozier, a notable MAN. Any suggestions welcome 120
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Put a ton of ice in my Owala bottle, kept it on the bedside table overnight and it indeed held the ice pretty well and I still have icy water. Still amazed when company’s promises are kept 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Tried BBQ chicken intestines today. So crispy and nice but hard to look at the form and not remind myself what I’m eating. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Had a dream about Sufjan Stevens this week. Good sign or no?? 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Absolutely every place that I used to go to for it has run out of buckwheat tea. Was there an issue with buckwheat harvest last year? Was buckwheat found to be carcinogenic? I need my tea!!! 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If he’s in it for the fashion then FOR SURE 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Dr Pepper & Cream Soda tastes like what I imagine a vintage Chanel powder to taste like. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Went on a walk with 6 sighthounds. Had a friend with her toddler over for tea. Cooking lunch and the sun is out. Still can’t think about much anything other than yesterday news from Oval Office. 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Had my last day at the office yesterday and everyone kept very nicely asking what my plans for the future are and i just said “take a nap” every time and I never once lied 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Ohhh nice, thanks for the tip! I found seeds that seem to match the description, fingers crossed 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Had my first driving lesson in NL and that went as poorly as it could. On the other side of the spectrum of human experiences - made anchovy butter for breakfast (sourdough, butter, tomatoes) and that went as beautifully as it could. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025need to read up on that, maybe therein lies the solution to me (a human flower) surviving the dark as well 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025also makes one wonder how the hell dutch people survived, I guess all the bread with cheese really pulled through for them historically and nutritionally 120
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Oh yes! There’s a Dutch (???) variety and they are super small and sweet and that’s exactly what I wanted. Also I can do a small greenhouse on the balcony with raised bed and like metal hoops and some tarp?? 110
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Do you think it’s possible to grow cucumbers inside the apartment? We do not have a garden but have a balcony and Netherlands does not have a lot of sun or heat so I’m not sure it’s warm enough for them outside ever? Also WHEN do I start (from seeds!) 210
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I lack the words to explain why this invasion is so cruel, so horrific and why we deserve support and military aid to keep on fighting. We do. But I don’t think anyone who doubts it now, after 3 years of mass murder and genocide, would listen. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Millions of Ukrainians, including my family (grandma refused to leave her garden) and friends (some are in the military, some are volunteering, some - just living their lives) still wake up to bombs almost every day. 100
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 24/02/20253 years ago I woke up at 4:30 am in my apartment in the residential area of Kyiv. I thought that some idiot was setting off fireworks in the middle of the night. It was not fireworks. The war had started. 120
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025And I’m supposed to be cooking lunch? In this geopolitical environment? 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025As usual, a tough day to be Ukrainian, but we persist. 020
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Lunch: leftover plain rice, leftover spicy chicken quesadilla, canned kidney beans (say YES to beans) slowly stewed with shallot, some garlic, chili flakes and Parmesan for extra creaminess. 000
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Discovered them this year and ate through my supermarket stock single-handedly ❤️ 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Yup! In Ukrainian it’s “kvasolya” and in Russian it’s “fasol’” - a phonetically copy of “phaseoleus” 110
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Literally just learned that Ukrainian word for beans, “kvasolya” comes from Latin “phaseolus vulgaris” as I was reading BEAN YEAR blog by @billhookunion.beanyear.com. Life is so cool and fascinating! Learning is the best and also beans are the best as well 141
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Every day I learn so many new things and get to experience so many moments of joy, even if extremely fleeting. I had a perfect sugary crumb of puff pastry! My dog wagged his tail in his sleep! The girl I love smiled at me! Life is full of wonder!!! 120
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I love sewing so much, it makes me so happy, then why is it so hard to actually sit down and do it? I have like 4 great project ideas, and materials for all of them, it’s just a psychological “meh” 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 16/02/2025You got us at stickers, no need to convince more 010
mother nature’s bitch @darianiff.bsky.social · 15/02/2025That doesn’t seem right. If you’re spending so much time on your dog, could you not train the dog to look at you instead of sucking on a dry piece of cow lung? 000
