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D'Archangel

@darch.horse
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Middle-aged gamer, programmer, animation enjoyer. I try not to suck. I use "he". Header and avatar by @cvilbrandt.com. Love is real. Let's prove it every day.

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Vi🧛‍♀️cia @vivacia.bsky.social · 3h
@marthawells.com for sure 🤣
"ugh maybe should just change my pronouns"
even other nonbinary people won't use my preferred ones so what's the point"
"No.
it/its
pronouns are cool and you should keep them."
"MARTHA WELLS??????"
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 1h
I love Amnesia Fortnight.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 1h
You fucking liar. What, do I look stupid?
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 18h
... fiine. Oh hey, you've stumbled into the glade of the Rose Queen. Would you like to come in? The water's great! Art by the redoubtable @caytlin.tamberlanecomic.com .
The Rose Queen surprised at her bath.

A nude female human, teenaged and with loose red hair, stands thigh-deep in a forest pool.  She looks to have been washing her hair, and is smiling invitingly.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Spooksource @0lightsource.bsky.social · 19h
Sally scribs
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 19h
I have updated my Buffy agile meme
Buffy from Hush holding up a white board on which I've photoshopped: "They're using AI to do the wrong things faster!" but it originally said AGILE and I scrubbed out the G and the L.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 19h
Advancements in technology meant the office Computer Room of the 1980s was no longer necessary. But at what cost?
Airflow Company advertisement from the 1980s showing a trio of abnormally attractive people in swimsuits working in an office Computer Room, flanked by giant reel-to-reel machines.
Debbie sits before a console with perfect posture. She wears the blue and white-striped 1-piece that Craig likes. The deep v-neck shows her ample cleavage, but Craig isn't looking.
Craig stands in the background talking to that bitch Stephanie, who wears a red one-piece. Her blonde hair cascades to her shoulders, shining in the florescent lights. She and Craig read a Dennis The Menace comic from a newspaper, but Craig keeps sneaking peeks down the front of Stephanie's swimsuit. Stephanie pretends she doesn't notice, but leans close to give him a better look.
Debbie grits her teeth in silent anger, only the sharp click-clacking of her keyboard keys reveal her boiling rage. How dare Stephanie make a move on Craig! She knew Debbie liked him. She always does this. First Mark, then Ken, and now Craig! She must be stopped. That bitch needs to pay!
Debbie releases a slow breath as she continues typing the Thelman Report. She appears calm. Passive. But deep in her mind she plots revenge.
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Gvellav🔞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️NSFW @gvellav.bsky.social · 19h
October is the perfect time for dressing up. Here is my series of Gadget cosplaying as Cammy from Street Fighter! #gvellav_art_nsfw
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 19h
I've told you you're going to Hell for this page, right?
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 20h
As I always say, LLM output is just regression to the mode.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 20h
Slate simp can confirm.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 01/10/2026
Damn right, I'm gatekeeping. This gate says, "No fascists."
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Shan Wolf @shanwolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna keep it a Stack. If you hate/dislike any of the #Pathfinder2e or #Starfinder2e games because they have LGTBQ++ or Nonbinary characters in em? Please Get the fuck out of this community. No really. fuck off. We don't need or want fascists in this space. Kick rocks.
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Shan Wolf @shanwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear #Vtubers, yes all of yall. I dont follow many of yall but I think it would be cool if yall played #starfinder2e.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 30/09/2026
I'd feel more sympathy if they weren't such shit.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
I am once again asking places to Google things before naming them iaitam.org/csam/
iaitam.org
CSAM – IAITAM
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 15/09/2026
Translation: "**I'll** be fine, so I don't see the problem."
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
It is a fantastic innovation in the field of bogging down anyone who actually gives a shit with cleaning up other people's messes. Now, imagine if your boss's boss's boss thought that PR throughput constituted a measure of performance...
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
I'm a team lead, so I actually do care how it was done: if they used an LLM, I can't trust that they learned anything from doing the work or thought about the implications. "Did you generate this?" is an attempt to assess whether I can trust their work product.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
It is never not time to hang out with programmer and dragon.
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Kally the Nephilim @kallycutie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my players may have had too much free time during combat.
A meme of a mother and child, both with the D&D icon for faces, looking at my blue cambion character, with the child saying "Mommy those trans girls are playing Pathfinder!" the mother responding "Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by... Oh god no." and the child now with a pathfinder icon for a head and a queer d20 on their shirt replying with "It's too late, mother, I have been converted."
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
An in-app purchase is a way to spend money to make the game more enjoyable. If you got the additional enjoyment, you got your money's worth.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
Wait... are you saying it's out?!
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
Thanks, Dan. We love having you in our community!
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
My dude, you're the one making the extraordinary claim. Go get your extraordinary evidence.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
Similarly, "I can't have fun with any of these feats/spells/skills/items because I must pick best in slot and that means there's no choices!"
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
Meanwhile I'm over here going "Ha, did you see how I cut that encounter in half with *blindness*? That was fucking cool!"
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
But then they'd have to make choices! The truth about me is that I don't really trust myself to be fair about what I can and can't have characters do in fiction. Having a system constrain me and ask me to choose what I'm good at helps me create **better** stories.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
But to your actual point: yep, things won't always work exactly as you envision. And sometimes that's because of a flaw in the system (SF1e technomancers being better mechanics than mechanics is my go-to example). But if it turns you into an asshole, that's a **you** problem.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
There's a lot of "the system doesn't satisfy my specific power fantasy in the specific way I jerk off to, so *it* is bad" thinking out there. See all the discourse (whining) about incapacitation, incorporeal creatures, spell DC scaling, prepared casting, summons, etc. ad nauseam ad infinitum.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
clotheshors besthors
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◤◢«»«»◤◢ @albaworks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally had time to sit down and start drawing again. Decided to finish that old Rarity sketch. I think she came out really pretty.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
I don't think I could get more convinced of this.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can tell trans women are women because any time we try to speak on issues we get told to shut the fuck up and that we’re too visible.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/09/2026
Sometimes I wish I worked in an industry where trusting some shit you heard from a guy in a bar could get you fined.
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A WHOLE LOT of trans people are citing to the last decade of UK politics as a reason they think anti-trans Dems winning is worse FOR THEM than anti-trans Repubs. And a whole lot of US liberals aren't engaging with that example at all while pontificating about why trans people are wrong and stupid.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
Yeah, call me weak, but I cannot tolerate the toxic bullshit of playing with strangers.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
jUsT hAvE aI wRiTe It!
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
She has glitter and isn't afraid to use it!
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a reminder, Bo French didn't attend the University of Texas, but -- in his role as a white man -- he thinks he gets to complain about the demographics of actual students who do attend classes there. White guys own everything, you see.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
Which I guess explains why you think "It's not bad, you're just prompting it wrong!" might have traction. Touch some grass, champ. It's a better use of your time than being just another AI psychotic.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
Looking forward to it!
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
Oh for fuck's sake. That said, that sounds like I should check my email for a Steam key.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/09/2026
And bear in mind that _Hackers_ is a **terrible** hacking movie.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
do you hear that? you hear that noise? getting nearer? it's the sound of countless accountants scrambling to offload AI company investments, as fast as they can, before monday.
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Little Girl's Evil Grin
ALT: Little Girl's Evil Grin
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