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D'Archangel

@darch.horse
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Middle-aged gamer, programmer, animation enjoyer. I try not to suck. I use "he". Header and avatar by @cvilbrandt.com. Love is real. Let's prove it every day.

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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 02/10/2026
... fiine. Oh hey, you've stumbled into the glade of the Rose Queen. Would you like to come in? The water's great! Art by the redoubtable @caytlin.tamberlanecomic.com .
The Rose Queen surprised at her bath.

A nude female human, teenaged and with loose red hair, stands thigh-deep in a forest pool.  She looks to have been washing her hair, and is smiling invitingly.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 08/05/2026
@zgryphon.bsky.social I assume I have shared this before, but every once in a while I see it and become delighted all over again.
Nall, the juvenile white dragon, snuggles with a ragdoll representing Anthy Himemiya.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 02/04/2026
What do you call a man who bombs civilian targets for political ends? "Mister President."
Two comic panels.  Left, Spider Jerusalem's giant hand reaches towards a quaking President Callahan, saying:

"MISTER PRESIDENT.  Nice to see you.  You murdering people-hating moral mutant, you."

On the right:  King Kong-esque Dream Spider Jerusalem, holding a tiny figure entirely in one hand, continues the thought:

"I NEEDED a suppository."

A wail of "NOOOOOOOOO" issues forth from his hand.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 12/01/2026
Take it from me: that never works out.
A bunch of bananas in a microwave without a door.  The bananas have assumed a green hue and a gel-like texture and drip with goo.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 11/12/2025
In a two-panel comic, a goose asks someone "WHOSE JOB IS IT THEN?"  In the second panel, the goose is pursuing a faceless human figure, yelling, "WHOSE JOB IS IT KRISTI"
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 13/11/2025
We all know that @latenightseth.bsky.social has been on _A Girl and her Fed_, but it looks like Colbert is getting in on the action. @
Stephen Colbert talking to a cartoon of Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 16/10/2025
Hey, @firefox.org ? C'mere a second. I need to punch you in the dick.
Part of the Firefox Search Shortcuts dialog, with the line indicating that "Perplexity" has been installed behind the user's back highlighted.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 25/07/2025
Israel just cosplaying the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
A capture of the communications screen in the video game _Star Control 2_, showing an Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
The Captain has said, "Hold!  What you are doing to us is wrong!  Why do you do this thing?", and the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah is responding, "THE WORDS!... the Words... the words..."
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 25/07/2025
YES... HA HA HA... **YES**!
An excerpt from a Paizo order summary page indicating that an order submitted on Jul 9, 2025, has been completed.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 23/07/2025
*sob*
Partial capture of a Paizo order indicating the order was submitted on "Wed, Jul 9, 2025" but is still in "Pending" status at the time the capture was taken.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 17/05/2025
Merry and Pippin in _The Fellowship of the Ring_, captioned, "We've had Desert Bus, yes.  But what about Second Desert Bus?"
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 03/12/2024
Final panel of a Dinosaur Comic, captioned "A HAPPY ENDING".

Utahraptor:  "Yes, we know math."
T-rex:  "Oh yeah!"
Both:  "THANK GOD FOR MATH"
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 22/11/2024
Current mood.
An instance of the "they're the same picture" meme.  The images being compared are a Nazi Sturmabteiling insignia and the header image of the Department [sic] of Government Efficiency Xitter account.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 21/11/2024
[oop, forgot alt text]
Utena from the show _Gushing Over Magical Girls_.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 06/11/2024
Quote with a picture that makes you happy. September, 2019, was a wonderful time full of love and glorious sunsets.
The sun sets over the Pacific Ocean.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 04/11/2024
For years, it's been this drawing of Utena Tenjou chilling in her dorm room ca. 2405. I just really like this version of the character (as described by @zgryphon.bsky.social) and think the art (thank you, @abigailstarling.bsky.social) is incredibly charming.
A pink-haired teenager in Martian Army fatigue pants and an Art of Noise road tee lounging in a stuffed maroon chair, holding a rose-pattern teacup and laughing.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 30/10/2024
How to tell that people are *big mad*.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 11/10/2024
Yo, @scalzi.com, remember this? (Kind of a serious question, since I'm not *positive* that I recall correctly that I got it from you.) This gem has lain dormant in a drawer for many a year, but I feel its hour has come round at last.
A middle-aged white guy with a long white beard, wearing a t-shirt with the legend "LOW-T" emblazoned proudly upon it.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 24/08/2024
Cover of the first edition of Michael Ende's _Die Unendliche Geschichte_.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 26/07/2024
@paizo.bsky.social needs to hire more neurodivergent people for real.
Screenshot of the text of the new cursebound feat, Nudge the Scales, highlighting the use of "mediate" when the surrounding text clearly indicates that they meant "meditate".
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 14/06/2024
This face. This. Face. Robin is such a fucking gremlin.
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 05/11/2023
How is Shitter still getting worse?
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 30/09/2023
Esq (derisive)
A footnote to a legal opinion that reads "Despire this assertion in their motion papers, counsel for defendants, Christopher Kise, Esq, coceded during oral argument held on September 22, 2023, that square footage is, in fact, an objective number."
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 18/08/2023
"Business Genius Drives Away Entire Product Inventory"
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 17/08/2023
google ru ok?
Screenshot of Google search for "ecmascript" which says that 'Your search - ecmascript - did not match any documents."
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D'Archangel @darch.horse · 06/08/2023
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