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Darby Shaw's Ghost

@darbys-lament.bsky.social
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The law school Al(ice) Bundy. Only academic achievement of note: a perfect LSAT.

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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 23h
"Steve Bannon threatens voters with a good time" Fixed it, lol.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 23h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Salem's Parking Lot
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
ALT: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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Brian Kane @briank3387.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not a bad idea
A Twitter post reads: "Today I'm coining a new internet slang term: ai;dr. AI, didn't read. Start using this to reply to comments that are obviously written by AI and watch what happens."
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/10/2026
It’s genuinely sad to watch. The President is so weak and incapable of negotiating a real deal that he just posts fake ones on social media and hopes people believe him, until every party involved puts out a statement calling him a liar. We’ve never seen weakness like this in the Oval Office.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Americans INSIST on choosing their perishables. Until that changes, we won't see a banana-a-day package here. 🤷🏻‍♀️ (15+ year food retail industry-ite, obv. Love your stuff!)
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
literally the entire butcher craft is dying out. No one under 30 is interested in $40-50 an hour to stand in the cold and get repetitive motion fatigue. The biggest gap in home-delivery grocery? Yup, produce. Accounts for 20%+ distribution in-store. lucky to reach 10% distribution on-line.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
aughts trying to gain an American foothold using a European packaged produce attack. They chose Southern California (rightly, imo) as the best start locale and still had their lunch eaten. Consumers are only now shifting to a case-ready meat ecosystem (also more shrink resistant) because
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In this particular case, it's not a corporate issue, but a consumer one. Myriad attempts have been made by multiple retailers - Kroger, Tesco, Whole Foods - over the last 25 years to seed a shrink-friendlier packaged produce approach in the US. Americans don't want it. Tesco lost $2B+ in the...
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CANNOT. WAIT. For the tribunals and accompanying waterworks.
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If and when we get the truth and reconciliation process, and an American Nuremberg underway, the number of Trump lackeys who will say “I was only following orders” will rival that of the Nazis after World War II
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That and “I was actually working against him from the inside.”
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s long past time for the U.S. to get a new president.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These fuckers need to be jailed for life no exceptions
theguardian.com
FDA may allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review. Experts are alarmed
Regulator looks to expand loophole to allow dangerous compounds in food as long as they’re not carcinogenic
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🥺 So hard, been there. Hang in there. 💜
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The "could it be a car-jacking?" is a feature of the DHS approach, not a bug. Miller and Mullin COULD instruct that CBP officers be in plainly marked uniforms and clearly identify themselves. They don't. They WANT shootings as a fear tool. It's really that simple. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By that criteria, every night is a celebration of Ed Wood in my house... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤷🏻‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i mean, who decided we live on "earth"? maybe it should just be "trump"! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's the left's horseshoe element of victim Olympics. "Lo, we the doomed will gnash our teeth and rage at the unfair Heavens!" How about you get a grip, go vote and bring a friend or two? JFC...
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The "could it be a car-jacking" is a feature of the DHS approach, not a bug. Miller and Mullin COULD instruct that CPB officers be in plainly marked uniforms and clearly identify themselves. They don't. They WANT shootings as a fear tool. It's really that simple. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
300,000 tons is the equivalent of 93 million gallons of diesel. U.S. daily consumption? 160 million gallons. So 13-14 hours’ worth. Won’t really move the needle on prices in the market.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Part of the problem with AI "detectors" is that LLM have been built using as close to ALL written data as possible so at this point the detectors are detecting "writing". Good job, boys. Cigars all around. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"The do-chaotic-stuff machine I built did some chaotic stuff. Who is to blame? The machine? The government? The public? Perhaps we'll never know."
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My new government efficiency proposal: we can save a lot of money by avoiding unlikeable and self-important dipshits
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mullin needs to join Miller, Vought, Hegseth, Blanche, and Noem in the first round of accountability dockets.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mullin needs to join Miller, Vought, Hegseth, Blanche, and Noem in the first round of accountability dockets.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its just weird how theyre never gaming out scenarios for curing cancer or anything like that, i couldve sworn they said that was one of their big goals
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It would be dangerous and disqualifying to incite hostility, you don’t want people going around shooting at children who didn’t do anything
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the same jamoke who said he "didn't have time" for the meeting to go on longer. Bro, NOBODY put a gun to your head and said, "Do public service or else!" JFC, these crybabies...
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the same jamoke who said he "didn't have time" for the meeting to go on longer. Bro, NOBODY put a gun to your head and said, "Do public service or else!" JFC, these crybabies...
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $8 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of American households is worth just $4.27 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are too many people who do NOT understand that this time is so awash with ACTUAL horror that creating context-deleted bait isn't just unnecessary, it's strategically harmful.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy is getting crushed everywhere and I'm REALLY hoping he meant all of this as an engineer-brain "joke" bc otherwise... 😳
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"It's gonna bankrupt us." This mook. His boy Trump has nuked the security and freedom we had being the global reserve currency and global hegemon. THAT'S what might bankrupt us. Jfc... 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dunno, I think giving a bunch of cartoonish opportunists and con artist a lot of political power was a bad call.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STOP. PROJECTING.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I insist on believing there's a timeline where FLYBOYS was a hit and we still have a vibrant studio system. 🤦‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is there a reason why governors couldn't request OSCE observers if they wanted to? The elections are constitutionally a state-delegated function.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shame on us for getting Lindeloffed again. 🤦‍♀️
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Nailed It!
ALT: Nailed It!
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It actually is simple - just not easy. All the LLM companies are in a foot-race against legal accountability and the parochial interests of individual publishers, studios, labels, and conglomerates has prevented the one thing needed: legal solidarity.
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whatever follows "Trump says..." can be safely assumed a lie by now. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Darby Shaw's Ghost @darbys-lament.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "inconvenience" of Kavanaugh Stops.
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