Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Guy who claps when the greyhound bus gets to the station 030
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026You ain't from Michigan if you never done this before *rolls over and exposes my belly* 030
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusspooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Just got some beautiful food from McDonald’s 1244
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusspooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 31/08/2023McDonald's gives me the energy I need to grow and learn 16610
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025This recording was supposed to be deleted! Who spilled the beans!? 030
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Chicken cacciatore with polenta that I made myself. I made it from a whole chicken but next time I'm just gonna use thighs because those are the best cut for this. It was yummy. 050
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I said ooh girl Shock me like that one time my dad shocked me with a car battery on purpose Baby girl Turn me on with your electric feel 040
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 12/10/2025*shoots you 37 times in the chest* there all better now :) 2577
Reposted by Juggalo JesusJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2025can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason 522178215
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Powerful visual shows how much cum is in a regular bottle of Heinz ketchup 35210
Reposted by Juggalo Jesuscigs @handle.invalid · 30/08/20251% milk got ya like “what’s the other 99%”’meanwhile you drink hole milk and don’t ask which hole, curious 1207
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I'm gonna need some sexual sex all up on my genitals 040
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/11/2024in my not gonna kill myself era 1686
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 30/11/2024play that funky music they/them 214920
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Women talk about liking dick like people talk about liking their jobs 1321
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024No, it's fine that you didn't put me in your starter pack. It's not like anyone would notice if I was gone anyways. 150
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusprezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 24/10/2024they named it poutine because you pout it ine your mouth 532028
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The real victims of homophobia are the straight boyfriends of bisexual women 071
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 22/11/2024if i was a dick i would get so mad about being jerked off. put me down 524722
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Getting pegged by three jewish bitches call that triceratops 191
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The real housewives of the Middle Mississippian Southeastern Ceremonial Complex 031
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Yar, I be the worst pirate ever, I've not a single doubloon. Would anyone even care if I walked the plank? 081
Reposted by Juggalo JesusEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 21/11/2024just killed your favorite mutual cause i wasnt on their starter pack 12595
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Sorry I haven't been active on here my excuse is that Stellaris is really fun lol 130
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024*stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sorry *stabs you* ope, sor 060
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusjosher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 07/07/2023we gonna rock this club. We gonna go all night. We gonna light it up like it’s dynamite 0192
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024My life is like a video game. Trying hard to beat the stage, all while I am still collecting coins. 070
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Been beating my head into walls until my neck hurts lately 040
Reposted by Juggalo JesusMia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 11/11/2024i just overdosed on male loneliness 1746
Reposted by Juggalo JesusMia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 05/06/2023grusky . bluesky for the Minions 0142
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 08/12/2023started fuckin bottoms now I’m gay started fuckin bottoms now the whole team fuckin gay 26913
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/12/2023a democratic party fundraising email with the subject line, “Do You Even Fucking Care Anymore?” 1191
Reposted by Juggalo Jesusfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 27/12/2023there’s only one ☝️ centipede. the human centipede 🌎💕 0175
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 08/07/2023Thinking of getting a bit naughty. Perhaps even scandalous. 040
Juggalo Jesus @daporgy.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Btw this is what I look like irl don't tell anybody 030
