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Jon Danziger

@danziger.bsky.social
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OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 7h
Smaller scale, but also vile: a few days ago Booker’s Instagram account celebrated serial domestic abuser (and professional tennis player) Alexander Zverev.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 10h
the final shot of north by northwest. cary grant and eva marie saint are on that train on their honeymoon, doing who knows what
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 10h
These people are nasty racists and completely full of shit, but the tears for Chad are genuinely funny. Chad deserves a hot wife or some shit? #justiceforchad
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 12h
It’s his newest app, mrkin
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 13h
All universities aspire to be refrigerator repair schools, I guess?
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 13h
She came to speak to our class and I inadvertently knocked into her in the hallway - and she was just absolutely radiant and charming, and I was a clumsy dolt, and was just as flummoxed as Terry Molloy. Rest in peace.
Eva Marie Saint
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 13h
(I am also digging that TMZ thought it necessary to capitalize Bestiality - respect)
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
Catherine the Great - now with marine life!
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
We saw you from across the reef and really dig your vibe
EELS
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
For David?
Fredo
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
They could remake The Godfather, with Larry as Vito, David as Michael!
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
This is his For Your Consideration ad.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
Excited for the ad campaign: Download the KSHNa app or die!
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 14h
He knows the Nobel Peace Prize announcement is this week, and this is his final push.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 19h
If Trump doesn't go campaign in Maine, it's because he's a pussy
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“at nebraska rally, trump unveils bold new national defense strategy” by peter baker
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Adam L. Cox @adamlcox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Super offensive and awful, of course, but I Iike that he’s worried about South Carolina.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AND THE FIRST ONE NOW WILL LATER BE LAST
DJT, lawn mower kid
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can I borrow this for my annual performance review
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some people just don’t like anything, I guess.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of the happiest times in New York was when this was the selection of Oprah’s Book Club, all the Pilates ladies clutching their copies.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It will be Bizarro World The Chris Farley Show. “My man is a professor at Princeton. He sucks!”
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Local political ads are saying that their wicked opponents if elected will be just like...Mamdani? Who they must think is not popular at all? This is an A+ strategy, keep it up!
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William Boyle @wmboyle4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rereading this before I watch the series. Can’t remember where I scored this great edition—must’ve been at a library sale somewhere along the way.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A perfectly cromulent word.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UNSMOST #WOTY
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
McDonald’s doesn’t have to threaten me to eat French fries. Netflix never told me that if I didn’t subscribe, I’d be thrown onto the garbage heap of history. “Pizza. You’re going to have it all the time, whether you like it or not.” So what’s it gonna take to put you into this LLM today?
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#notallbelugas
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's maybe my favorite day of the year. The dogs are happily baffled - strange place, but so many friends, so much attention! And everybody loves their animals SO MUCH. No fish this year, but several cats, and a gerbil.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or perhaps it’s a diaper bag.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know, that would be awesome, though, if you could just randomly roll up with your animals to church.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favorite days on the calendar: the blessing of the animals, for the Feast of Saint Francis. We welcome any spiritual nourishment for our dog, who peed and pooed on the church lawn. His friend Honeybee tried to bite the priest, though - thrilling not to have the worst behaved animal.
Black and white bernedoodle in front of church. He has ideas.He gets a sprinkling of holy water. We will take any help we can get.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are calling it the New Chamberlainism
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would be curious to know what “facts” he and his lunch buddies disagree about.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Other hand: going to meals with these people would be an extremely effective diet plan
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, Chris Rufo: pizza, or burritos?
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone doesn’t think your trans friends deserve equal rights? Take them to lunch! BRUH
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“We’re much smarter than you and that’s why you need to trust us” is A+, no notes.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Though when you work for him, every walk is a walk of shame.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s a hostage video.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe not. But they both understand Melania.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good answer
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walk of shame. Sad!
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am once again asking anyone who interviews Wes Anderson to please finally ask him about Showa Era Godzilla.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

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D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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