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Dan Tosti

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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man nothing explains Sean Payton better than the fact that he was a scab player in the ‘87 strike season
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Team Where This Regularly Happens
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Roger Goodell needs to step in and give both these teams a loss
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Rich Hofmann @richhofmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Jags walk into the end zone on a play-action boot. And then Jalen Hurts has a dude immediately in his face on a play-action boot. A perfect summation of this season.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good god that Tyquan Thornton injury. Never good when the foot is at a 90° angle from the shin
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m a simple man with basic tastes
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Bo Wulf @bowulf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the Eagles' defense, that's only exactly what Andy Dalton has done since we first saw him in the spring.
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I do not agree with his celebration…as an American…god dammit I support his right to do it
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@brandonleegowton.bsky.social Darius Cooper was built for this moment!
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Eagles had 10 first downs last week. The Bills had 8 on their opening drive
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Mike Vrabel was this risk-averse at all times, he wouldn't have needed marriage counseling
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AJ Brown has one catch for 7 yards on a comeback route…are we sure this isn’t the 2025 eagles offense?
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imma start calling this Seahawks OC, Single H
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tom Hardy’s got bars open.spotify.com/track/6yDQOC...
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Mad Technology
CZARFACE, Frankie Pulitzer, Method Man · Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer · Song · 2026
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jailtax.bsky.social @jailtax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gonna dust off the Jared Lorenzen nicknames: The Pillsbury Throwboy The Battleship Lorenzen He Ate Me The Round Mound of Touchdown
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham is a psyop to see how much pain a collective can endure
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have a theory that the Sixers stuck the Phillies with the Stale Team bad mojo once they got Brown and Bron. The vibes are at a record low
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The eagles already lost a game and the season is two months away
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde.
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So uh shout out to Justin Bieber for having a Lumumba shoutout at the end of his part of the halftime show. Wasn’t expecting that
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
Close enough. Count it
East Rutherford to Ithaca, NY
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
not a single player is trash on that pitch Tuchel otoh
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Iyo Sky War Games
ALT: Iyo Sky War Games
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jordan Pickford…
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Omni God
ALT: Omni God
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Danny @recordsandradio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
when I hear “VAR”
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He’s just out of frame talking about Iran
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Messi is insane man. Just when you’re ready to say that it makes sense for his age to show deep into a tourney he just rockets and absolute banger to save his team
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sure would be nice if Pulisic showed up in anything besides a commercial
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fitting for Ronaldo - the Dallas Cowboys of soccer players - to have his career ended at JerryWorld
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good to know that Romo sucks no matter the sport
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That might’ve been the most nonchalant banger goal ever. Haaland is crazy man
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde
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South Park: I Didn't Hear No Bell
ALT: South Park: I Didn't Hear No Bell
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit this is the greatest soccer game ever. Cabo Verde forever
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol Cabo Verde has them in the Walls of Jericho. Argentina just gave up at the end of regular time
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You just know half the Kelce family is watching this game huddled around someone’s phone while Taylor Swift silently fumes
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
VAR is awful and needs to be abolished immediately
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
when champagne is not, in fact, from the champagne region of france
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So cool that every great soccer player is trying to one up each other at this WC. And every average player is one-upping Ronaldo
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi intentionally missed that penalty bc he knew the record breaker should be beautiful
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
CAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOO VERDDDDEEEEE
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Man fuck these kids
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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Dan Tosti @dantosti.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wildcard move by Poch to start Pepi with Balo…immediately pays off. I can see why Spurs fans still would die for this man
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