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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/08/2026

Try not to date artists. You’ll eventually notice they’re 99% avoidant narcissists who create their most powerful work while running away from people who adore them. Watch free comedy instead! Thursday!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/06/2026

aaaaah so BlueSky is going to move away from the vibe of the second most toxic social media app and be more like the number one most toxic app, gotcha

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 04/06/2026

I hate guns but love James Bond because it’s silly? Come watch me stream the hot new 007 thing! twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 03/06/2026

on behalf of all the storyboard artists I know, get bent Marty

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 24/10/2025

My Crumb Son and I are streaming the very very spoopy Alan Wake 2! twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 12/10/2025

Playing the very spooky Alan Wake 2 while the sun is out (thanks for the sick gear @turtlebeach.bsky.social !) watch- twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 03/10/2025

Hour 6 of raising funds! twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 03/10/2025

Little Nightmares 2 streaming now! twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 02/10/2025

Let’s play some more Alan Wake, October people! twitch.tv/TelferDan

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 31/08/2025

The amount of Fever fans who show up all the way out in LA is… scary?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 28/08/2025

I got this email from HealthNet this morning. Hey @governor.ca.gov , could you take a break from reaching across the nazi aisle and do something about California healthcare?

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 04/08/2025

I grew up on these streets

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 08/07/2025

I hate ChatGPT, it’s an absolute fucking nightmare

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 02/07/2025

Show me your… 🎮 Current Game ⏭️ Next Game 🔥 Best Game you’ve played this year 🤔 Most anticipated Game (I deviate from fantasy and sci-fi sometimes, I swear)

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 03/02/2025

You can watch The Land That Time Forgot on Apple TV and Xbox. I wrote it, including the raptor decapitations.

A non-binary engineer has blood on their face as they lift a fire ax and charge through a forest.

The non-binary engineer brings their fire ax down on the neck of a lunging velociraptor. Blood sprays out.

The headless body of the velociraptor tumbles through the air, over the head of the non-binary engineer, who has brought down their ax and is in a kneeling position.

The headless body of the velociraptor, as well as its head, continue to spin through the air and over the head of the non-binary engineer. The engineer has completed the swing of their fire ax and kneels on the ground.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 24/01/2025

A movie I wrote, an adaptation of The Land That Time Forgot, is out today! For buy or rent on Apple TV, or on select screens! ⤵️

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 24/12/2024

book me at dantelfer.com!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 25/11/2024

Bluesky spam is so incredibly stupid that I *almost* want to reply out of respect for the effort... Then I remember it’s a bot and I don’t feel like giving an algorithm free response content. Fun dystopia vibes tho!

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 20/11/2024

"The music festivals all had different themes! Not just the theme of Get The Most Famous Performers Possible With Zero Other Criteria!"

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 22/10/2024

“We made the art ourselves, then fed the art to the robots, and that’s how robots learned to make all the art for us”

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 17/09/2024

'I'm selling 35 of my 65 jewel-encrusted crowns of ancient dwarven kings of Erebor' - the Smaugs who have had enough

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 22/08/2024

All this tells me is that one day Charlie turned on his Sega Dreamcast, told Seaman that he didn’t register to vote, and then Seaman roasted Charlie so hard that he still cries about it at night

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 02/08/2024

Last quarter my total comedy album royalties were $21.01 and when one of my albums came out it was # 1 on this thing called iTunes

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 31/07/2024

If I had to guess, he did it because he’s a typical religious dad with 16 kids.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 15/08/2023

New 📸 by Instagram.com/bcolthurst

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 16/07/2023

I’ve never seen any pop culture with conservative christian themes and thought “that was enjoyable” or “that was well-intentioned.”

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 11/07/2023

People are freaking out about this Thailand Burger King thing, but if you were a vegetarian before 2010 this was the only sandwich you could get at a fast food place and it just looks like a boring lazy grilled cheese.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 05/07/2023

I went to the mountains. This country was stolen. Fireworks scare dogs. Humanity over holidays. Kindness over colonialism. 💕

Throwing up the horns in front of perfect mountains, high altitude baby.

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Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · 04/07/2023

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

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