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Dan

@dansparano.bsky.social

617 followers 376 following 9.5K posts

Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. The Simpsons. Habitual line stepper.

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 43m

The Mount Rushmore is those 2, Baba Booey and Gary Busey

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 44m

So you’re saying it won’t be the Rams?

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 48m

That’s one of my favorite Howard jokes ever. I use it all the time.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 50m

DUBYA NNNNNNNNNNNNN BC

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

It’s cookie time.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

Legit texted a friend right before that and said “all fucking set with Williams”

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 1h

DIG through the ditches and DIG through the ditches and DIG through the ditch and the ditch is done

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

Just mentioned John Elway on the ND-Stanford game That horse-toothed jackass.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

Once again - things are going Jeremy’s way, man.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1h

NOBODY MOVE you'll scare it

a fünfer brewing between Old Dominion and App State

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

Good teams win. Great teams cover.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 1h

4-2 record without McAvoy. I’ll take that. Now the west coast trip. Won’t be seeing the next couple Bruins games.

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 2h

I have a hotel booked for the weekend of the Super Bowl for a little getaway to Boston. Celtics are home Right now the nosebleeds at TD are $130 for that game. I got 4 months to hope it drops at least a bit.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been saying this for a couple years. He’s one of the best ever and that is a fact. He seems checked out. He messes up names constantly. Just call it, Al.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 3h

Marvin Harrison Jr’s trade should be kept a secret until he just takes the field for whichever it is.

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Jeff Kassouf @jeffkassouf.bsky.social · 3h

#USWNT XI to face Spain. This is how they trained this week in Georgia. We'll see if they add this wrinkle today: Rodman on the left to cut inside.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 3h

He wasn’t gonna fool us forever!

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 4h

OH HE DID THE THING AGAIN HE IS SO FUNNY HE SHOULD BE ON MORE SHOWS

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 5h

Marvin Harrison Jr spotted at Logan Airport.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 6h

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 6h

So he hasn’t revealed the team, but Schefter is reporting the Cardinals are trading MHJ.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 6h

I hate wrestling Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as Edge’s kazoo?

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

For Devin who may not be familiar with that person. Her whole personality was overreacting the second the Red Sox did anything wrong. But if you called her out she’d cry that people are telling her how to be a fan. Also she’s MAGA trash.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Welcome to another beautiful Saturday on Bluesky the Sports App™️

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Opening day 2018, pals! Still had it saved.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Her The racist chiropractor The homophobic former cop

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

You are when it’s warranted. You were a fine upstanding member of Team Positivity on the other place.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

…no we don’t

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

I will always remind people of this The end of the 2018 WS doc is Cora and some Sox players reading tweets from fans after they lost opening day. “Season over” “this team is finished” etc They made it a point to show how many whiners there are.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

So that person has never been on twitter. Got it.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Noisy lol

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

I actually just looked and I got a block a couple weeks ago. The person’s entire timeline is Sunday crashouts because people are posting about football

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

During a tornado.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

That guy is gonna see this and tell me I’m mean to people who didn’t go to college. Shit.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

“People who like the movie Digger, idiots who take every post seriously, George Takei”

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Sir. You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

This is becoming my favorite part of this app.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Shame Clearsky isn’t working right. This feels like one of the posts where I’m given the soft block by about a dozen people.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

“Oh you like pancakes? So you hate waffles”

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

0 assists in a season playing that many minutes is still one of my favorite weird stats ever.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Hey guys some asshole on here thinks this post means I didn’t care people died from COVID. This app will never beat the allegations.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 7h

Yes I meant it to disparage those who died Suck my dick from the back you stupid fuck.

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Seth @sethman31.bsky.social · 8h

Is Carles Gil a contender for MLS MVP? Nacho Garcia and I discuss this and more on the latest episode of @revolutionrecap.bsky.social #NERevs

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 8h

If this is the set list I get Tuesday night, I’m going to be very happy. Love and Great Buildings was a strong candidate for my wife and I’s first dance. Then Covid fucked up our wedding.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 19h

Huge spoiler for this season of Is It Cake: Halloween Mikey Day is cake.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 20h

Garrett Whitlock put the team on his back doe

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h

@STOPFLEXIN

i thought scat porn was a bitch goin "ski bi di do wop" on the dick. boy was I wrong

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 21h

The Day After Tomorrow is on. It’s a movie about Sunday.

Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 22h

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Regular Everyday Normal Guy @dialupmodem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That's Sammy Sosa