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Love how every single one of these can be neatly segmented into one of the following four categories: Sports Music Weirdness/Paranormal William Carlos Williams @catfishing.net

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Honest to god, I am not Tech Support. I do not know why you can’t get into [X] application. Are you on VPN? Did you reboot? If the answer to both is yes and you are still having problems, contact someone who can actually help.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not even 9am and it’s already going to be one of these kind of days today

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy Red Sox Playoffs Day and the official start to Please Like My Sport season to all who celebrate.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WE HAVE A DOINK! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A DOINK!

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t think people give enough recognition to Peabody evolving their own unique species of human. Just a wild and weird type completely isolated from the rest of the Notth Shore.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don’t care if it makes me sound like a goddamn boomer but treat culture and people’s sense of self-centeredness/entitlement is out of control It’s a fucking job interview. You can go 20 minutes without a coffee. Act professional for once in your life.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gyros and financial impropriety…the two greatest contributions to society by Greek-Americans

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Within the first week of 4th grade, my son has gotten reprimanded for saying “Awww yeah, MATH!” out loud in class. His best friend just got in trouble for short-selling Pokémon cards to classmates. It’s going to be a loooooong year.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me, at the grill during any pool party…

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hold up there…two of these are demonstrably false.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In the spirit of Pete, I assume this will be rated PG-13.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The goodwill he’s accrued for saving this team from the Kiam/Orthwein debacle is fully eroded at this point. He can eat shit.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me, watching my fantasy football team’s win probability go from 90% to 0% in the 4pm slate.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Really enjoying these Caitlin Clark highlights from today’s game

Man standing in front of a marquee for a movie named Ass.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Got to be like the travel soccer field equivalent of playing at Hockeytown

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They call Seahawks fans the 12th Man because it takes 12 of them to beat up a normal fan.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh, the joys of fall sports season. The entire weekend spent driving from one city across state to another, scheduling conflicts, having to wake up at 5 each morning…

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Petition to make this matchup between LA and SF in Australia an annual NFL event and call it The Bruce Bowl in honor of Rams and Niners legend Isaac Bruce

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Pats played a close game against the reigning Super Bowl champions and would have won/tied if not for that bonehead play call at the end. The only thing that looked truly terrible was the offensive line. This team will be fine.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Why the fuck are you throwing there?

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My Melrose story. Him and Steve Levy owned the Adirondack Frostbite of the UHL 04-06. One night they came down to Danbury to see them play the Trashers. We began chanting “Where is Melrose?” and “Steve Levy sucks” Levy laughed his ass off. Melrose ran up to our owner and told him to make us stop.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wellllll…..there are the calls

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Goddamn, wasn’t expecting AI ball washing from the announcing crew.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

NBC needs to intersperse some Sir Mix-a-Lot into their Seattle cutaway music.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s football season! Put down your Sun Cruisers and prepare your first-down arm. Go Pats!

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The boys are thirsty in Dubuque And there’s beer in Saskatoon

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We’re just normal men. We’re just innocent men…

Elizabeth Holmes looking crazily into the eyes of Nathan Fielder

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I will never not hear “No he can’t read my poker face” without singing “C’mon Barbie let’s go party” nor will I ever hear “Oh look hey there he is now coming down the stairs” without singing “Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do fruit salad, yummy yummy”

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I think tonight might be the night at karaoke…

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So let's just see What happens when the summer ends

Trusty Rusty firing up for one last summer run.

The healthy portion of today’s grilling - roasted broccoli, beets with hot honey, and maple delicata squash

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don’t think I’ll ever top this without cheating GeoSports · September 6th 975 / 1,000 🏆🟢🟢🏆🟢

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sox broadcast railing against Doug Eddings with Sonny Gray on the mound *chef’s kiss*

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