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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need Dan Campbell to read that second part.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Asking for a friend.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is it stolen valor for me to karaoke Big Energy by Latto?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're nowhere near prewar levels, sitting at about 60% of that spot. That very same article points out that last week 19 crude tankers in total were able to pass the Strait. In February, that number was about 125 *per day.* Probably worth mentioning. www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Mideast oil exports rebound in September as Saudi Arabia boosts shipments
Crude oil exports from key Middle ‌East producers rebounded in September to 12.8 million barrels per day, the highest since the US-Israeli war with Iran started in February, data from Kpler showed on ...
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poor Bears fans
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally millions are. Reading Richard Dawkins or Bertrand Russell doesn't make you inherently good or wise any more than reading the Bible or Qu'ran does. Painting with a broad brush like that is the same intellectual laziness that I can't stand about religious evangelists.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine being an atheist and doing nothing to stop Trump because you don't like that reasonable people are also religious. It's childish.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fortunately, Trump can't keep his mouth shut for thirty seconds. And all his lackeys spill their guts the moment they are on the outs with him. So there's really no loss of access to CNN or MS NOW by being kicked out of the White House. If anything, this might be taking the leash off of them.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know I'm not the target demographic but I can't imagine going into a building to watch a bunch of weak, sad men jerk each other off to this imaginary prophet they've given themselves in Donald Trump. Like, have some pride you clowns.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They could literally have put the Brazzers logo on that outfield wall and it would have been more respectable.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bro. Come on lol. "All-Pro headhunter S Kerby Joseph got a visit from karma when he got put on IR early with a knee injury that’s still lingering, and hopefully keeps lingering until he dies of CTE at age 47." Who hurt you, Drew?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I get it. But Canadas makes Molson. Something about glass houses...
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm honestly kinda impressed with how badly Trump has navigated the Iran war. I thought it was going to be horribly mismanaged and he's managed to do even worse than that.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why is Cam on this list? Is this the Hall of Fame for amazing hats?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Makes more sense when you remember that unintelligent people are very intimidated by intelligence, confidence and eloquence. Republicans have been trying for fifty years to be smart but sound stupid just to court that vote. Then they found Trump who decided just to dispense with the first part.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net Random Q. Doubt you'll see this but it's worth a shot. I'm halfway thru Reverse Centaur (fantastic book btw!) but isn't there likely an evolutionary step of the life cycle of AI to enshittify itself? Code queries being coded to take 5-6 tokens for results instead of 3-4?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's also trash. There was just polling in the state last week showing Abdul absolutely dogwalking Rogers But Rogers polls better than Stevens so Republicans are trying to convince Democrats that Stevens needs their vote now. It's all bullshit.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kid better be careful or he's going to be starting for the Lions by Week 11.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was talking about Argus. But no dogs were burned to death. Pretty sure the scene you're referring to is after they are killed.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Honestly, that part was like happy sad. It was sad but not like John Wick sad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nice. 😏
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah. Real hard to imagine who it could be that was spurned by the Patriots after delivering a ton of Super Bowls and is now toiling away at a job where he gets no respect or success. It's a reeeaaalll mystery...
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I like to call this English team the Stuart dynasty because they're about to be conquered by Haaland. (This joke works right? Can someone ask @dancarlin.bsky.social to verify?)
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA can still win if only Mike Pence has the courage!!
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We understand. We just can't really do anything about it. It's lon just a long series of embarrassments and indignities for every American who believes in decency, justice and compassion.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA can still defeat Belgium if only Mike Pence has the courage.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ball don't lie, unfortunately
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ball don't lie. Paraguay can go the fuck home. See ya, bitches!
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Someone should get Neil DeGrasse Tyson to watch the Get Schwifty episode of Rick and Morty and talk about how the science is unsound.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You jinxed it, Florio!!
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I need an infowars elf shirt
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love that corporations are so scared of progressive Democrats that every media outlet is printing editorials about how bad they are.
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Negan Smiling
ALT: Negan Smiling
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm old enough to remember when the real thirst trap from Lord of the Rings was Legolas and not Aragorn.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Dow is over 50,000 though!
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Craziest thing about the Knicks winning is that I was assured by a lot of people that they will get crushed and the East is way overrated this season. Maybe San Antonio will win this series in 9 now. Who knows?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Facebook just continuing to be worse and worse.
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You assume that we still have an independent Fed
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Can’t be repeated enough👇🏽 Just so insane
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is there a Kalshi market on whether Mamdani is referenced in the movie? Because that's guaranteed to happen.
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 28/05/2026
A man named Markwayne, let's just pause there for a minute, wants to stop international travel into several of the world's biggest international travel hubs weeks before the World Cup plays over 50% of their matches in those cities, including the final held in New York. Brilliant. No notes.
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wylddane.bsky.social @wylddane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Exactly. #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClass
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
How you going to claim to be all about Detroit then bus in people from Cleveland to help cheer against the Pistons?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
China: "The American empire is clearly decaying in front of our very eyes and everyone can see the death throes of the Republic." Trump: "Holy shit, Biden, they burned your ass!"
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Is Nature Valley a real place? Or just a playful take on the idea of uncanny valley, but with snack foods that almost seem real?
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dansbrain.bsky.social @dansbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Cool, Cool, Cool - Detective Jake Peralta (B99)
ALT: Cool, Cool, Cool - Detective Jake Peralta (B99)
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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