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Dan Simpson

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I don’t know man, I just don’t know.

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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 13h
This period of my life has taught me how important it is to make sure my attention is re-routed to specific activities. Not spiralling. Not doom scrolling. Random activity X that takes up all my time. (I’m also blessed with a job I like that is very demanding of my attention when I’m working.)
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 13h
I recommend experimental theatre for a very similar reason.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Specificity gets results.
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Lionel @spiindoctor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am also a bit skeptical that training on all the data in the universe is better than modeling and understanding signal processing (I also like that more).
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reproducibility packages are a communication tool more than anything else. I wrote a bit about this, in a seasonally appropriate post, once upon a time statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2019/11/13/w...
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What if it’s never decorative gourd season? | Statistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? | love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love reading modern C++ code because there are so many ways to say “I can’t be fucked working out what type this is. You do it.” SOFT!
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alas, I'm toning down my profanity in every-day conversation (and the classroom). That said, I cannot resist reminding you all of this seasonal tradition. "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) 📚 @daviddemchuk.com · 22/09/2026
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Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein: Igor's Smile
Alt: Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein: Igor's Smile
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With the warning that the photos in this thread quickly get explicit (so don’t click through if that’s not right for your situation), these are giving BLaB Hustler White-era. Perfection. (If you’ve never seen Bruce LaBruce’s photos, www.galeriephilippebober.eu/bruce-la-bruce)
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Bruce La Bruce | Galerie Philippe Bober
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like Sondheim wrote a whole song about it.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s a lot of discourse I could be engaging in. But I’ve worked two 14 hour days in a row so this is my hill.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speaking of incredibly horny things youtu.be/ON23_z-k_N8?...
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Metallica: 2024 Gershwin Prize | Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding
YouTube video by WETA National Productions
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Air gapping apparently wouldn't work in alignment tests because, I shit you not according to this OpenAI guy, one computer could run the CPU hot and tell the other airgapped one it is in trouble. I wish I could get paid $10m a year to say the stupidest cybersecurity thing you've ever heard
Tweet by Fireside Alpha, which reads:
OpenAI's Noam Brown says air-gapping the computers may not stop a misaligned AI, because two air-gapped machines can still talk by running a CPU hot and reading the temperature change.

There's a picture of a white guy with glasses, looking very concerned, under this text.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had to think about endian-ness today.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m doom scrolling reels to get past an excellent but a lot play (Degenerates at playwrights horizon) and I think insta thinks I’m straight because it keeps talking about “average penis size” and like girl I’m focusing on the one in front of me not the running mean.
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lots of people replying that I'm erasing alien moms, and I'd like to take accountability for that. Shout-out to all the hard working alien mothers.
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Star Trek: Borg Queen (Alice Krige)
Alt: The torso of the Borg Queen (Alice Krige) being lowered into her body.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Christeene is the best there is. Here is a clip of her doing Tori Amos’s Sugar with Joanie Drago (show coming at the Parkside) and James on vocals and guitars and five other people out of shot.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you’re in New York you’ve got two days to see this perfect fever dream of a play thetanknyc.org/calendar-1/2...
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QUEEN FOR A DAY — The Tank
A new play by Tyler Anthony Smith about Halston designing a gown for Elizabeth I.
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Mark Baxter 🏳️‍🌈🧂 @markgbaxter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you are in New York you have two more chances to see this show and you should absolutely go thetanknyc.org/calendar-1/2...
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QUEEN FOR A DAY — The Tank
A new play by Tyler Anthony Smith about Halston designing a gown for Elizabeth I.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When a twink shows up at a bear party.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t have a dog in this horse, but I really like polars as a package. I use whatever is convenient, but polars is neat.
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Jeff Lockhart @jwlockhart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The fear, if they believe what they say, is intelligence itself. To be unable to anticipate, and thus helpless to stop, an intellectually superior being. By definition they can't give a practical scenario, because they worry they're too dumb to imagine and survive whatever it thinks up.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This “villain-era” thing is something I never see people talking about in academic contexts. But at some point, your job is to say various versions of no (or “absolutely not!”) to people who would’ve preferred you didn’t. Department chairs are the classic version of this. But it happens to everyone
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When it comes to the (I don’t know? Sociology? Is that the polite word for it?) of the AI hype class, Emily and Alex have always had the view to read/hear (there’s a podcast if you’ve never you should). (I only parenthetical). (Can’t stress enough that their lens becomes more and more important)
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As @alexhanna.bsky.social and I write in The AI Con (see Ch 6): even though the Boosters and the Doomers like to portray themselves as holding down opposite extremes of opinions on "AI", they are two sides of the same coin. thecon.ai >>
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THE AI CON
How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the things about my post-villain era is that I’m just not engaging with anything and it’s lovely. I’m pretty sure I’m not missing anything major. I’m enjoying myself. Interesting things are interesting. I don’t even notice crap. I’m not suicidal. Highly recommend.
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Aki Vehtari @avehtari.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm looking for doctoral students, postdocs and research fellows to work with on Bayesian Workflow. Flexible starting time
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This Man knows exactly what he is doing
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Wolf: Little pig, little pig, let me in! Pig: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! Wolf: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in! Pig: yeah blow my house in, you nasty bitch Wolf: what Pig; I mean, oh no! Blowing! Wolf: Okay, you made it weird and now I’m leaving. Pig: aw c’mon
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if you think that last one was good wait til you hear this first verse, an entire dramatic scene in just a couple of lines. Szabo truly among the greats, in all his studied obscurity youtu.be/CiTw6EeOs2Q
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YouTube video by Heartbreak Scene - Topic
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh my good god Bandcamp has all his stuff!!!!!!!! markszabo.bandcamp.com/music
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Mark Szabo
Four-eyed southpaw. "a self-confessed 'record-collector type' who lives in Vancouver, British Columbia, plays guitar left handed, and writes the damnedest songs you've ever heard... ...Another featur...
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This album (and the albums I tracked down from mail order labels after I got obsessed with this album) is exceptional.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not many things you can’t fix by giving yourself a little treat
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
80 year old uncle kept calling AI, A1 and none of us corrected him 😭
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The academic ego cannot withstand people external to the profession being impressed by them.
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Leaving aside any context, this sentence makes me want to eat my own face.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 03/09/2026
In a strategic retreat in the fight against climate change, the U.N. acknowledges that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst of global warming’s harms. So now the world must figure out how to get temperatures below the danger zone and back to safety, officials say.
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Global warming will exceed limit, U.N. says in a report that maps path to get back below danger zone
“If we act now we can limit overshoot,” the report said. “Not a safe world, but safer than remaining above” 1.5 degrees for the long term.
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Joachim Vandekerckhove 🏖️ @joachim.cidlab.com · 03/09/2026
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If anyone is into sudoku, this one is just really really fun. (There’s a CtC vid if you get stuck but it’s surprisingly pleasant until one tricky observation near the end) sudokupad.app/pwvd13opgn
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Double Thermos by Aad van de Wetering (Sven's SudokuPad v0.611.0)
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Stephen Wild @stephenjwild.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why are we building cubes? There is only one thing to build: a colossal obsidian sphere in San Francisco Bay
Screenshot of a giant obaidian sphere in San Francisco Bay.

Text: food for thought: If the US cut just 2% of its annual defence budget it could afford to construct a colossal obsidian sphere in the San Francisco Bay. On top of the obvious economic benefits, it would be visible throughout all of Northern California and emanate an ominous hum!
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Dan Simpson @danpsimpson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Periodic reminder that one of the better articles on how you should use your type system to model reality (and therefore make a variety of errors impossible) was written by the engineers at Co-Star www.costarastrology.com/why-haskell/
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Co – Star: Hyper-Personalized, Real-Time Horoscopes
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We had a chance at a spiritual successor to 30 Rock
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Charles Jensen @charlesjensen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shelby is the real villain of STEEL MAGNOLIAS
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