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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about "Gratuities" being obligational during the Margaritaville segment really spoke to me When I was in San Diego last year for work attending Twitch Con, I went slightly insane going over my receipts -> hidden "gratuity" fees EVERYWHERE: restos, hotel, cabs, everything
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Attaching your brand to stuff that has "the AI look" now means that people are tightly associating your brand with garbage made for morons and idiots and (free marketing advice) you probably don't want to actually do that.
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Beware the ides of March" "No"
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Saga, in their Adepta Sororitas era @sagathebossmaker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
why is she looking like jimothy the raccoon tho
tall taylor swift and short sabrina carpenter are seen together in photo. sabrina is wearing a jacket that looks oversized on her, so it looks like she barely has a torso. hence the comparison to jimothy the raccoon
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It's not AI, that's how the CEO writes everything Ask me how I know
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
GOODNIGHT TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING 💤
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
You can see that he's struggling not to say the obvious: if they saw any reference to anything conceived as "woke", they axed it without a second thought beyond maybe sharing it with each other for lols
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 19/02/2026
New York City police officers rescued a bald eagle in distress during a patrol along the Hudson River. The authorities took the injured bird to a rehabilitation center in New Jersey, which is working to stabilize it to allow for further testing and treatment. nyti.ms/3OQvGtC
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...
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Fascists Are Pathetic | Defector
Two days before a shouting cluster of its agents surrounded the car of a Minneapolis mother and shot her to death last week, ICE was demanding answers from the Hilton hotel group on X.com. “Why did yo...
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I think this is a blind spot for a lot of people: they simply don't understand that for a lot of their friends and family, ChatGPT is great, they love it
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How I explain it to HR when they start asking about all those lunches I stole
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Timeless
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Shogo: Mobile Armor Divison, an obscure fps developed & published by Monolith that I remember fondly but can't honestly say was good or bad
cover for Shogo: Mobile Armor Division, an obscure anime inspired FPS from the 90s that mixed mecha & on foot sections
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love. Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Do you know how much SPORTS this guy has to watch he's FAHKIN BORED COME ON
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hey @bobservo.bsky.social my wife is getting increasingly annoyed at me saying "dinner dog" in the Blue Haired Lawyer voice and I think this one's on you
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/02/2025
Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I literally never post so if you're following me, I'm going to assume you're a scam Except Jim, Jim's a real one
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hey @willmenaker.bsky.social you called this right? lol
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Why are you following me I don't post anything
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
A perfect album that came out when I was 21.
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Photo I took of water
Photo of the Montreal Old Port, with a Canadian Coast Guard ship passing into frame
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
People who try to find hidden meaning in books are so stupid, man Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I don't think anything would devastate me more than to find out that Stephen Root was not a nice person. It would be like 9/11 or JFK for me.
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
This platform is great and all but I am missing the adrenaline rush I get from the seething hatred every interaction elicits back on Twitter
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