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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 10h
Similar situation with me when Gadhafi met his end I remember thinking that it was profoundly strange to witness such violence, such a pivotal political moment in the world, by accident while I was in bed
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11h
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is uncanny
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scritches?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Next you're gonna tell me that Natural Born Killers wasn't a documentary?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Say what you want about the Zerg but they rarely get bogged down in language issues, due to the whole hive-mind thing
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are Canadian headlines like this Always incomprehensible, be it verbally or tonally
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ditto
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, is the "bit" here that he's sneering at university grads and taking an anti intellectual angle, or is it that he's implying the person is stupid and not a university graduate, sarcastically?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Asking honestly: can you expand upon that?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zitron wrong all the time?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who's that, you say?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making sure to clearly say that the person who feeds him answers is Natalie Harp is 😘👌
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember driving to Sault Saint Marie to visit my grand parents and I would see that bridge every time
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess it just dovetails too nicely with language / culture war issues to ignore
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a funny take but it holds no water at all
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disney Execs be like
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wishcasting
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean... 25 mg THC would turn me to goop so it's not the worst bang for your buck as far as beverages go 🫠
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are you Samoan?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What happened to change it back to uncool again then?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahaha I'm good! Hope you're doing well too, bud 🤓
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I gave my friend The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein and when he saw Shel's photo on the back he almost insisted I take it back
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They've always resented the creatives that work for them because they don't actually understand what makes art good They think this is finally their chance
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Read that in this voice:
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I regret this joke immediately
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ahh kk
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait is this about the Western Mass lesbian bar again?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important to remember this is a show that was essentially a commentary on Vietnam, coming from an American source: there was no doubt a desire to absolve most of the American participants and focus the ire on "the brass" or "those in charge" and not say "you're all to blame for what you do there"
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shulk fül
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
90s War movies are chalk full of Dudes You Know Crimson Tide? Loaded
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A ton of fraud is based on quantity over quality; Nigerian Prince style scams are deliberately blasted to thousands so they can get the .001% to respond
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A thing I try to do is *keep* singing if someone catches me singing to myself Full eye contact No break in the tempo Just roll thru it with confidence
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man stfu we're literally talking about the people who elected Tubernuts here
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then we're not talking about them anymore, are we?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know what Gerrymanderin is you melt Alabama still elected the POS so whining about rigging the game only gets you so far when there're plenty of hogs that were happy to put him in office
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So nobody voted for him?
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They can't pay their rent
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
details plz
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Compared to previous hopefuls, yes that is indeed a huge advantage
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about "Gratuities" being obligational during the Margaritaville segment really spoke to me When I was in San Diego last year for work attending Twitch Con, I went slightly insane going over my receipts -> hidden "gratuity" fees EVERYWHERE: restos, hotel, cabs, everything
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's got a good thing going with the Habs, let him be
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We caught the end of Back to the Future on TV the other night and you really can't overstate how whacky his performance is
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
👌🏼
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/zvOfPhPxlSo?...
youtu.be
World War Z (2013) - Over the Wall Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They've built a huge wall in the movie to keep out "threats" but are like "what, of course we're letting the Palestinians in!" And then the refugees start singing and it enrages the zombies to the point where they form a human tower over the wall
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The scene in the shot is from when they go to Israel and it falls to the zombies because they were too compassionate to the Palestinians
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Dango @danparadis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Boomer shooters are gaming distilled to its purest form Do not sleep on them
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