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Dan S.

@danontheearth.bsky.social
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta ripped for the trampoline park.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alternatively, a hockey show where it’s just Gritty.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ADHD: "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m torn between: Pretty Woman: Endgame and Pretty Woman: Doomsday
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very important and very useful
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
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Holyshit Jurassic Park
Alt: Dr. Alan Grant seeing something not too far away, something that shakes him to his core with joy and wonder.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Difficulties deciding on a premise”? The Sabrina Carpenter ep is the concept: the Muppets have their theater again & are running their show, Seth Rogan is the EP & Fozzie keeps trying to fire him; different Muppets cover popular songs; different celebrities come on & Piggy flirts/fights with them.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also to Elon & his brethren, “American” means ‘White’. If a group isn’t legitimately ‘American’, they aren’t ’White’, and vice versa. This Whiteness is how he thinks he can interject himself into American politics & culture. He’s a White-man, therefore American.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“George, they say, could not tell a lie. He was so bad at telling lies, he couldn’t do even once. People say, I am the best at telling lies. I have told so many lies, you wouldn’t even believe it.” [he’s the worrrrsstt]
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not saying you *should*, but I'm not saying you *shouldn't* either.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Good News: My daughter turned 21 yesterday. She came to us at seven years old, so disassociated and with trauma triggers in the “that makes me so sad” category. This included the ‘Happy Birthday’ song; just think about this for a minute and you can be sad too.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My human male child is down for the count today. He had his wisdom teeth removed. I am not a tall-man; I have always been at the front of the line in the early grades and for photographs. My son’s only tell that he may be adopted is that he is a full 15 inches taller than me.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They do this often. They duel, with their competition being Bath. He got distracted at the end because of a bird. He’s also two years younger than her and also twice her size.
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 25/08/2026
IM RIGHT IM LITERALLY ALWAYS RIGHT
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Wire Mother by Isabel J. Kim
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh no. Don’t repost it!
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love is: Going out of your fish bowl for your kids. I mean way out of your comfort zone. How far out? Wayyyyyyy out. Because they love a Thing. How far would you go? How far am I going? I am at the Pitbull-Lil’ Jon concert in NoVa right now. Because she loves Pitbull.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Jafar and Iago: So, How Did It Go?
ALT: Jafar and Iago: So, How Did It Go?
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lil’ Gideon getting dunked on again but Stan Pines.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was introduced to Kristen Schwab via Radiolab, and their LOOPS episode. Specifically, she and her partner explained doing… This, which never gets enough attention: youtu.be/i69Xb2ZMgGI?...
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Kristen Schaal
YouTube video by Ruxton
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I believe there is more than one horse. Unfortunately (for her), most live here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAPpTpuR/
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Everyone’s a winner at Carcass Acres
TikTok video by Hayden Kristal
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am on a family vacation, with extended family. I am/My 4 are making the best of… a situation. Because family, and family’s strings, and those family strings can be pulled yanked knotted no matter what age you might be. Or at least tried to. At least I found this great inclusive bathroom sign!
A fully inclusive bathroom. For the pregnant, physically disabled, luchadore, mariachi, mermaid, sainted?, shamanic, traditional Norwegian, skeleton, living organ, or Forest Spirit.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There’s no rule saying a dog can’t read minds.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My lil fellow will eat a little bit and then stare at us, which will cause us cheer for him, for being such a good boy for his food. Then he’ll wag his tail and continue to eat.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have long believed and proselytized that “breakfast meats” are terrible and we should normalize having a burger & fries as the first meal of the day. I haven’t tried AM spaghetti but I’ll try it.
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 14/07/2026
The United States is turning into a kind of reverse Omelas: everyone is miserable except for a single child, Donald Trump, who inexplicably must be kept happy.
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
AMBIVALENCE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I get my daughter ready in the morning, my dog follows me. Not to monitor; he just gets lonely. He’ll lay over the grate for the A/C. His ears will catch the breeze and flutter about. I will catch this photo one day.
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Caines Writings @caineswritings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXO...
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B.O.B. (Birds Over Big Bird)
YouTube video by Bell Brothers
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a song about how to enjoy fireworks by carter vail
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
At a trivia night with my wife and a friend. A question was, “What sports arena is also known as a ‘boy aquarium’?” Some tables giggled. I grew very still and whispered, “hockey rink.” “What?” “I said ‘Hockey rink’.” “Why do you know this?”
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You can see some of national team’s players smiling. This was a joy for them. They were playing against younger versions of themselves.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m not shy about telling the generalities of my kids’ adoption story; the details are theirs to tell, if they ever want to. When we first “got” the kids*, it was hard, with all their quirks and traumas and simply just having new people in the house. We were hooked up with other adoptive families.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Clarification: ‘win 12 yr old argument’ can either mean ‘argument from 12 years ago’ OR ‘an argument from when you were 12’ Also: • man it sure suck if person X would die • I need to shop for a thing oh no I don’t need it but also what if I do? • what would be worse: black mold or a house fire?
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
29 Days Later…..
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
[/in Heston] DAMN DAMN DAMN
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A 5x draft dodger went to Arlington National Cemetery today and joked that not too many soldiers who share his name are buried there then he fell asleep.
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a white cat is sitting on a bed with grey sheets has a grumpy looking face

"My tummy hurts and im mad at the government"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You’re trapped in the the last TV show you watched. Where are you? ….yep
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The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
ALT: The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Getting super uncomfortable reading The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling. It’s really upsetting! 8 out of 5 stars, would recommend.
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Fjóla @fjolagud.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's been a long while since we had news of a project change because of elf-dwellings and it's high time, I say. Article heading: Hot-water pipeline rerouted to avoid offending elves.
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Sveigja sett á hitaveitulögn til að styggja ekki álfa - RÚV.is
Krókur verður lagður á nýja hitaveitulögn á Eyrarbakkavegi til að skemma ekki hýbýli álfa sem búa í Strokkhól. Umsjónarmaður verksins segir þetta í fyrsta sinn sem hann hafi þurft að taka tillit til á...
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Merrick Monroe 💜🖤 @merrickmonroe.com · 01/05/2026
I posted this on IG a while ago and it almost got my account deleted so since I just found it on my phone again and it's totally evergreen I guess it can live here now ✌️😘
A simple illustration of a woman with long hair, face mask, black bodysuit and long black boots, her hand up holding a rope that's attached to a guillotine. There's text on the upper blade area that reads, "Magical Wealth Redistribution Machine", and text on the lower head stock that raeds, "Billionaires ride for FREE!!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
An important update: Texas courts created such an unprecedented situation in an emergency filing last night, no one knows who is in charge of InfoWars, and therefore no one can pay rent. Since no one controls these assets right now, it does appear InfoWars will shut down tonight at midnight.
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thinking about the dudes I saw driving up I-95, while bringing my kid to work. (it says Foot Stinks! towards the front)
A TMNT Van photographed on I-95.
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 27/04/2026
"Why the f*ck is the guy from 'The OC' doing a tougher interview on Sam Bankman-Fried than CNBC?" @mehdirhasan.bsky.social asks @benmckenzie.bsky.social about interviewing crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried, from Ben's new documentary 'Everyone Is Lying to You for Money'. zeteo.com/p/ben-mckenz...
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Jim @jimw14.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Meditation", Je Shen, Chinese Artist, 2026
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Dan S. @danontheearth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Threads seems to be what a lot of what Old Twitter was. Fighting an infighting and deliberate misreading of posts and gossiping on top of gossiping. Gossiping & mean girl-whispering of and against people you don’t know on topics you aren’t familiar with.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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