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Danny Franchetti

@dannyfranchetti.bsky.social
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Best before November 1990. #BrainTumour #ME/CFS #Autism

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Smiths’ album The Queen is Dead.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Smiths’ album The Queen is Dead.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m just concerned about how we will replace him in the England cricket team.
England cricket player, Jofra Archer.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So there’s NOT a talking dog? 😄
A reply mentioning a talking dog.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d rather take the opinion of a sports lawyer. All of this is just conjecture and speculation.
A sports lawyer quoted as saying “Thank you for the interview invitations. I've declined them all. No lawyer can responsibly analyse a case before there is a decision— and, more importantly, the reasons for it.
Everything else is speculation.”
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky strikes again.
An image of a fesshole ‘fess’ about 
sexual activity between athletes, followed by an ‘Actual name’ of Randi Mayle.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay Roy.
Roy Hodgson and his love of Waaahammer!!!
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tony Mammoth, the PE teacher.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That reminds me of this, with Jimmy Somerville in Berlin.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t remember that part. Did you miss the reference then?
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“That’s a crocodile joke, haha.”
Chris Palmer, from the TV show Catterick.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An awful number plate that will suit someone perfectly.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lance and Andy from Detectorists.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dua Lipa.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It actually is too isn’t it? I just looked it up on Google Maps and there it is.
Westmijzerdijk 1D, Schermerhorn.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Detectorists Paul Casar (Paul Lee) and Simon Farnaby (Art/Philip Peters), the two rival detectorists nicknamed “Simon and Garfunkel” by Andy and Lance.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh, I love this one Moose 😄
A picture, with the caption “Normally I’d be coming around the boys.”
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A visual representation of the word ‘Death’ in a Wordle style.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Arthur ASCII.
An image of Arthur Askey, in ASCII.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There’s got to be a reason and you know the reason why.
Ian Ogily in Return of the Codpiece.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NADINE DORRIES: I'm so
strange | plan to lock up my cottage, return to London - and stay there until Ann Widdecombe's killer is behind bars
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Robert Plant, playing football. He appears to have forgotten his shorts.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I don’t remember that.
The Fall Guy, TV series from the 1980s.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A T-Shirt stating “I still hate Thatcher”.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gordon’s arrived!!!!
Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chris Morris on The Day Today.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
That reminds me of this:
A Cilla Black ‘story’.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Mr Benn.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Mr Benn.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
George W Bush, with ginger hair.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Isn’t it a prerequisite for members of Reform to be racist then? It certainly appeals to their voters. That, and the fact that they seem to struggle with spelling. He seems an utter delight, this fella. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/05/01/m...
Racist and misogynistic posts from someone I’d never heard of until today. 
Reform, of course. Racist and misogynistic posts from someone I’d never heard of until today. 
Reform, of course.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A lovely example, along with swearing.
An overgrown railway track, along with graffiti saying “Fuck you”.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Here you go.
“The wife” klaxon.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just in case this is helpful.
A map of Reform’s progress.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy Guy Goma day. *20* years ago today!!!
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh good God. To save anyone else having to do this…
A screenshot which explains EXACTLY who Paige Turnah is.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I read that in the voice of Tom Chance. He used to miss words out too.
Tom Chance, from Chance in a Million.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpeG...
Bob Mortimer as George Michael.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hopefully this is a clearer version, after cleaning it up with an app. No, *you’re* off work and fannying about.
Incorrect emoji use by Brenda, when she was asking her local council about the bin collection day.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Incorrect emoji use by Brenda, when she was asking her local council about the bin collection day.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I have the honour, Sir, to remain your humble servant. Fraternally yours,
Titsey Place, on a map.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Here you go.
Rico Lewis’s appearances this season.
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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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