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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 5h

This is really good to hear. I’ve been rewatching Grange Hill lately and I think he’s the best person in it.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 10h

Not if they’ve got someone’s TV under their arm.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 13h

I’m just concerned about how we will replace him in the England cricket team.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s discussed in this podcast. music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/b13...

music.amazon.co.uk

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So there’s NOT a talking dog? 😄

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They can unveil plans to give us a free unicorn each, it doesn’t make any difference.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember Brexit? The genius plan was to ‘take back control’ — by leaving the EU system that let us send asylum seekers back to France. The thick racists then spent years complaining about small boats.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Juniour? I suppose AI would get rid of people who can’t spell simple words.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How will we ever get to find out the punishment of Manchester City?

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

She’s certainly something beginning with a C.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve just started work in a charity shop, going through all of the women’s donated underwear. It’s only £10 an hour, but it’s all that I can afford.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why the fuck do so many people think that Greggs has got an apostrophe in the name?

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh thank God! I genuinely thought you’d sung ‘a black weirdo’ at first 😳😆

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tina Turner’s less successful follow-up single?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters, I don't know why, She swallowed her sisters, Perhaps they're Russian.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What is it with men of a certain age, with too much time on their hands? If they’re not following Facebook conspiracy theories, they’re blowing up Ulez cameras. Or in this case, probably both.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t worry; it’s very good advice.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is probably going to take years to resolve. I suspect that AI will have killed us all before it’s properly dealt with.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thanks for the recommendation; I’ve added it to my list.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spike Milligan did it before Ronnie Barker too.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went out with a dentist last week. She said that everything was okay and she’d like to see me again next year.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ll reiterate my earlier post. bsky.app/profile/dann...

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He thought the fella’s name was Kjoel.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Does anyone care what Chris Mason says? I’m surprised he’s got Farage’s cock out of his mouth long enough to say anything at all.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We had a woman phone us once because her password had stopped working. Hand on heart, she genuinely asked whether it might be because her password was her hamster’s name and her hamster had just died.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What if she’d stuck it up her fanny?

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And “Text this number to win £750,000 on Friday, as long as you answer your phone within five rings.” Texts cost £2.50 and you must ask the bill payer’s permission.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d rather take the opinion of a sports lawyer. All of this is just conjecture and speculation.

A sports lawyer quoted as saying “Thank you for the interview invitations. I've declined them all. No lawyer can responsibly analyse a case before there is a decision— and, more importantly, the reasons for it.
Everything else is speculation.”

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are you definitely getting that penis surgery done then Col?

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve mentioned elsewhere that I won’t watch any of the BBC ‘News’ output. I also begrudge paying for any of it with my TV Licence fee.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red wine and fish don’t mix. In fact, mine all died.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

With a name like Kuenssberg, Reform would probably deport her.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’ve just articulated exactly how I feel. I’ve not watched any of their ‘news’ output for years. I’m genuinely considering cancelling my TV licence, as I despise contributing money to this kind of crap.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She’s so bloody rude. She asks a question and then talks over him. I can’t stand that woman.

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Danny Franchetti @dannyfranchetti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The problem is though, the hard of thinking actually believe this nonsense.

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