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Daniel Clark

@danlovatclark.bsky.social
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Writer and game dev. Golden Geek award winner. Fantasy Flight Games. Open Owl Studios. Wild Plum Games. Available for Freelance. He/him.

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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
5 is sometimes even, like y is sometimes a vowel.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess he took the "found footage" horror genre and ran with it?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That and my advanced years.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I understand this reference.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This morning as she was kissing me goodbye on her way out the door, my wife paused, patted my hair, cocked her head, and said in the most loving of tones: "Maybe take a shower or something before your interview?" This whole work-from-home thing means I basically still have Pandemic Hair.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I frequently announce in my household: "I finished my book!" "Writing or reading?" "...reading." (deep sigh as I stare at my disorganized notes and unfinished outlines.)
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've decided that this is charming and not gross or horrifying at all raleighendoscopy.com/news/how-to-...
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How to Throw a Colonoscopy Party
<p>Steve Martin can turn anything into a party — even a colonoscopy!</p>
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Project Hail Mary-ass lizards. Do *not* let them breed.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I sat Newt down and went through this thread and all the replies and quotes and they got super excited and drew a shrew. So I had to join in, too. Can you tell which is which?
A long-tailed shrew hiker. Labeled: "Long-tailed shrew. Hiker. Climbs up mountain. Never climbs back down. AAAAAAAA-. Constantly nursing wounds." A shrew monk guy in a robe? Blowing a horn? Maybe? Look, who knows.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“None of this is my fault!” George threw her bag against the wall and grabbed a scrunchie from a dish by the door. Her hair had, in between skating and fleeing for her life and driving at breakneck speed, become ungovernable.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuckface
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interviewer: So, tell me about your mother. Stella, remembering when her therapist said "So tell me about this gap in your resume": I think ... I put some things in my calendar wrong...
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Ursula Murray Husted @umurrayhusted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Stop the Transformation
Raise awareness and improve education on the MPS School Transformation Plan
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think that a true "couch co-op" game should also actually be cooperative (the players win or lose as a group), but a game being co-op is less of a draw for me than it being easy to play with my friends. The "couch" part is more important to me than the "co-op" part.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Designed to be played on a shared screen with other players, usually but not necessarily physically present in the same room (or even on the same couch!). I play "couch co-op" Sunderfolk via Discord with people halfway across the country. It should also mean only one copy of the game is required.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you were in a "video game writer" starter pack when I was first thinking of pivoting from tabletop to video games. Top quality follow; Pentiment profile pic and Warhammer/Rogue Trader brainrot sealed the deal.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ned Stark quoting the post below via the speech-bubble meme format.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No hits in this doc, so instead you get the inverse, I guess? The scene with the absence of injury? Is that how this works?
George realized she’d fallen, although she didn’t remember it happening. She scrambled back up to her blades, finding that her pads and splints had protected her, at least. She could feel the grit and debris from the exploded pavement catching in the rows of wheels, feel her skates shudder as she struck out for a clear path through the parking lot behind the RealTech supercollider facility. Somehow, she wished she were back on the frozen river in Wisconsin, on ice. She was never meant to skate on pavement.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sense & Sensibility would be 30% better if Elinor had married Colonel Brandon.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Mint is okay. Lemon is pretty good.)
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the golden one is the clear winner of the non-standard Oreos. I think classic and double-stuff are also good Oreos. The gimmick Oreos are almost universally worse than these.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just writing down some notes for the second arc of an upcoming project. So far all I've got in the doc is: Messier. Gayer. More explosions. Not a bad mission statement, probably.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely had me going down a rabbit hole trying to figure out how the hell anyone drives a mecha, when I first started really considering this genre.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I came across a file on my hard drive with a stub of a story idea called "The Epic Battle of Sonic Boom and Lightshow" and it's clear that a) it could be really cool and b) I am not currently qualified to write it. How did I even come up with this?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But like ... apply because then you get to make the choice instead of it being made for you? I guess?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You are uniquely positioned to do so. Which is...something, I guess.
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Max Brooke @maxcbrooke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The people long for the pile bunker. Read on to find out what else has been requested after Precipice playtests, and the various reasons that feedback hasn't been implemented (yet)! www.wildplumgames.com/blog-updates/mechanics-update-most-wanted
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Mechanics Update: Most Wanted — Wild Plum Games
Today, I’ll discuss the most requested mechanical updates to Precipice as of Open Alpha v1.1, why I think they stand out to people, and why I haven’t implemented them yet (plus, how likely they to a...
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Your blood is AB+" "Oh no, is that an A or a B? I want to get an A! Is there extra credit?"
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Giant robots/suits of armor hell yeah
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Max Brooke @maxcbrooke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chapter 3 of Michael Gernes' Harness kicks off with a cannon-fire at dawn. As shot rains down and great harnesses clash, who will survive the battle on the hillside? www.wildplumgames.com/fiction/harn...
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Harness Chapter 3: Ruins — Wild Plum Games
Orlondo had half finished lacing his doublet when heard the trumpet blow. He blinked, and not just from the water running down his face. The orange blaze of the sunrise dazzled his eyes as it emerged ...
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss living and working in Minnesota sometimes.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Orks are sexless space monsters performing the male gender. They are all trans.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The goal is to be rich enough that you're comfortable but not so rich that you get brain worms. Anyone know how this is accomplished?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're saying this like that's not ideal? Like, we don't need BETTER cats, we need MORE and NEW cats.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Too close to the IP third rail. The GW dating sim pitch is "You are a tech priest and these are the sexy toasters and other machines you want to ... interface... with."
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think writing the play at all (and with a flawed but sympathetic character) suggests that Shakespeare was less racist than a lot of his peers. Which still leaves a lot of room to be quite racist.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They're lucky to have you.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Psst, @graceholdinghaus.bsky.social, add to the Arkham Horror bestiary y/n?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn't "Geordi loves Holo-Leah" pay off when he meets real Leah and it's beyond the awkwardness event horizon? I feel like that's the only way to go when you're doing a plotline like that.
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uh, did I just call players "users"? Am I permanently corpo-brained now?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just assumed the over-setting was about giving the users permission to bring their own models from their favorite mecha property. Interesting to hear that you were exploring your own bespoke settings from the jump!
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dig how the Precipice over-setting can have weird and whacky stuff like "Mecha, but Renaissance Italy" inside it.
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Max Brooke @maxcbrooke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excited for more medieval/renaissance mecha action from Michael Gernes' Harness setting? In Chapter 2: Raised Up, Orlondo weighs his oaths and his desires as he dons the great harness Gatewatcher for the first time, and faces his first test as champion. www.wildplumgames.com/fiction/harn...
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ONE WAY OUT
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You and me both, Hawks.
Zero Company's Hawks, a grizzled operator with a grey beard, sprawls leaning back in his desk chair. I feel it, you know?
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You're so cute and dolled-up in this! The Red-Gloved Dame. (Also it's a cool scenario, but I knew that already.)
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Grace Holdinghaus @graceholdinghaus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello! Wanna see a new Mansions of Madness scenario? I know I'm excited to play it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i1b...
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Mansions of Madness - Mirror of a Man Gameplay
YouTube video by Fantasy Flight Games
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Daniel Clark @danlovatclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That sounds like my dentist tearing my tooth in half.
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