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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 20h
A little late to this, but after much deliberation I’ve generated my true top 10 TV of the 21st century! (I didn’t see enough Better Call Saul representation and I can’t see Kim Wexler dishonored in such a way! 🤷‍♂️)
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 22h
Why is it so hard to find another man to just treat to dinner for the night? (I mean sure post-dinner stuff would be great too but sometimes I just want to treat a man/men to a nice meal!)
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yup, bitter disappointment 😅
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I debated about what to do for Friday night, and said I could spend $100 either 1) with the Phillies or 2) pressing my luck and going out in the gayborhood - I decided both will probably end up in bitter disappointment so I picked the Phillies and a prayer for a Red October! 🔔
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m once again begging Ted Sarandos to release a 4K complete set of Bojack Horseman and I will never say a bad thing about Netflix again 🙋‍♂️
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There goes my weekend plans 😕
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Love a two-way player with a funky swing 😏
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mood today ⬇️
A scowl across the face of Don Mattingly (manager of the Philadelphia Phillies) after a loss to the Cardinals.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/08/2026
I feel this very strongly
Winnie the Pooh meme where he’s normal at “Orange” and in a tux looking cool at “Blood Orange”
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing tastes better than a shandy fresh outta the Schuylkill River 🤤
The Schuylkill Shandy on tap at Yards brewing in Philadelphia, PA offers a delicious summer shandy fresh from the crisp, delicious waters of the Schuylkill River (a joke, the Schuylkill be nasty 🤭)
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I, like Lucille Bluth, mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion 🤭
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“All Star” line up at the Phila Art Museum, left-to-right: a cheater, a cheater, a Bryce, a PooP player, and a twin
“All Star” banners adorning the Philadelphia Art Museum, featuring the following players left-to-right: a cheater (an unknown Houston Astros player), a cheater (an unknown LA Dodgers DH), Bryce Harper, a Pirates, and a Minnesota Twin
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You heard her, please respect Miss Jug!!!
The water jug at The Dolphin bar in Philadelphia, who happens to be named Miss Jug and has some fabulous lips and lashes. She is adorned with a warning to “Please Respect Miss Jug!” as she is a fragile lady carrying a valuable resource
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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Post yourself in your twink era" Oh, y'all had twink eras? Yeah.. I definitely had a twink era. Lemme just.. ::flips through photos:: Okay, no.. no I did not.
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Andrew Martin @andrewmartin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.
plot predicting messi-ronaldo preference
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It is with heavy regret that I must inform you for the first time in 18 YEARS my/our Florida Gators will not win a national title in college sports 😭
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Was Jennifer Lopez the original girl boss?
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I sure do ❤️
A flag at Citizen’s Bank Park stating “I love my country Philadelphia”
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Institutes* (I love correcting this as an academic beholden to their grants 🤭)
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
There are dozens of us (in Philadelphia)! (I did not draw this for the record…)
A chalk sidewalk drawing under the Spring Garden L street bridge depicting the state of Florida next to the statement “Gainesville Florida Herd Your Call!” (This is in Philadelphia). As they say The Gator Nation is everywhere 🤷‍♂️
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My mover is whistling the Star Wars Cantina song, love to hear it 😎
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
Yes, in the same way that the microwave has made us all chefs.
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Y’all… those infected with hantavirus are isolated on a boat and not coming ashore until cleared. Hantavirus is generally VERY rarely transmitted human to human (usually contracted from aerosolized mouse waste). Also it’s an understood disease, it’s not like Covid where it was an emerging disease.
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yes, they are as cool as advertised 😎
The Phillies’s water cooler cup available at Citizen’s Bank Park currently, being held in from of section 317 at an evening game
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cordelia, Regan, Goneril
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
4 8 15 16 23 42
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Starting to have some questions about the efficiency of raw milk and hyperbaric therapy…
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Omg the escalator is broken at the Spring Garden L station that never happens
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
7’9” king go Gators 🐊
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Is there some kind of brain drill that can remove thoughts and knowledge because I’m furious I know what Clavicular is.
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
News to me
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The only advantage of having burst fractured my T12 is that I’ve been stuck inside for 3 weeks and haven’t had to deal with the cold weather and snow piles outside 👍
An MRI saggital cross section view of the burst fracture of my T12 vertebrae
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The beauty of doing a Sopranos re-watch with the full series blu ray (or any series on blu ray) is there’s no abhorrent, inhumane “skip intro” button 🙏
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
One year ago today - same snowy weather, better outcome, more fun
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Won’t be posting a 2016 picture of me, I was uglier then than I am today 😅
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I hope the person who yelled “Put your stick down!” at Flyers Pride night was critiquing the Flyers and not referring to something else… 😳
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The bleepin’ Eagles…
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Simply the 🐐 of all play by play announcers 🙂‍↕️
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Hi there Joe
President Joe Biden leaving FirstTrust Bank Club at Lincoln Financial Field
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Oh hell yeah, if true 🤞 deadline.com/2025/12/the-...
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Is Helena Bonham Carter The First Guest To Check Into ‘The White Lotus’ For Season 4? – The Dish
Helena Bonham Carter is in early talks to join season four of the HBO series 'The White Lotus'.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
ITS DR PEPPER TUITION TOSS DAY TIME TO WATCH RANDOM PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL FUTURES CHANGE BASED ON A RANDOM CARNIVAL GAME ON NATIONAL TV
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
dear god who let Jason Garrett into a broadcast booth??
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Yes Charli xcx’s Wuthering Heights music is really good, but have you heard this original Kate Bush banger? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pM...
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Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights - Official Music Video - Version 1
YouTube video by KateBushMusic
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The fanfare around the Philly Michelin star announcement is kinda giving vibes similar to that season of South Park where they tried to prove the town was worthy of having a Whole Foods 😅
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Lmao the one time they call it it’s wrong. Perfect.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
So good I had to see it twice 🧑‍🦲
Theater 3 at the Landmark Ritz 5 in Philly showing “Bugonia.” My second time seeing it made me love it even more
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Dan @danisinphilly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Really loved the fake captcha after logging Bugonia, well done 👏
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