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Daniel Goldhorn

@danielgoldhorn.bsky.social
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Movie gote. Author of "Renderville" and "Seven Weeks to Armageddon". Leading Doogal Scholar. www.youtube.com/@DanielGoldhorn

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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 19h
moosh
A photograph of a small white mushroom in the grass.
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surli (sketch comms open) @surli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and I can do a little personal coloring as a treat #furry
Pen sketch with digital flat colors slapped on. An anthro marten in a generic floaty pose wearing Wirt's outfit from Over the Garden Wall -- a navy blue cape and a pointy red hat over a white button-down shirt and grey pants. He has autumn leaves in his fur.
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Jol @jolco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wolb Wednesday
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it's that the MCU was all a dream Tony Stark had as he lay bleeding out in the desert during the first 10 minutes of IRON MAN, I would respect the hell out of that.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will watch Avengers Doomsday if, and only if, it has Madame Web in it.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before Helluva Boss Season 3 drops, join me as I rank all thirteen Helluva Shorts, plus one music video that Spindlehorse put on the playlist so it unfortunately counts.
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Ranking the Helluva Boss Shorts Before Season 3
YouTube video by Daniel Goldhorn
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Behold. The superintelligent AI that will supplant us all.
A screenshot from the Bing AI where, in response to the search query "How many felonies was Donald Trump convicted of", it answers "One" before then explaining and highlighting that he received 34 felony counts in May 2024.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh huh the thumbnail crops off the words here are the words see the joke is that elizabeth holmes mouse ate nathan's cheese and is lying about it in a way that is unnerving
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."

Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck publishers who paywall the table of contents of their books
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
done
Darius eating French fries in the sunken courtyard at Kopp's Frozen Custard in Greenfield WI. His cat is on a leash next to him.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry Foucalt but you're wrong. "Discourse" is when people send each other death threats over their opinions on The Amazing Digital Circus
A screencap that reads: "By ‘discourse’, Foucault meant ‘a group of statements which provide a language for talking about – a way of representing the knowledge about – a particular topic at a particular historical moment. ... Discourse is about the production of knowledge through language. But ... since all social practices entail meaning, and meanings shape and influence what we do – our conduct – all practices have a discursive aspect’"
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Music that plays before you have an awesome chill day in science class
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PZ Myers @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
Hideously bad AI illustration
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Calling bullshit on the "Evil AI is going to kill us all" rhetoric from the AI CEOs. I'm calling right now, it's a smokescreen to call for government regulation so they can have a graceful off-ramp for the billions of dollars that they realize they won't get returns on.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"A Christmas Carol" but instead of Jacob Marley, it's Charlie Kirk chained to hard drives full of memes celebrating his death.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/11/2025
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At what point is Mr. Beast liable to pay royalties to Squid Game
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The Most Dangerous Games, Donaldson's thriller debut written in collaboration with Alex Cross author James Patterson, is currently "on track to be a historic bomb," according to news service Semafor, via The Hollywood Reporter.

A fictionalized version of a large-scale MrBeast survival game, the novel tells the story of 100 strangers who sign up for a contest to win a billion dollars. The only thing standing in their way? A series of deadly challenges that begin on the thinning ice of Antarctica — oh, and the deadly allegiances that form between the other players through the contest.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I-9 verification is so extremely stupid
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✨ Nick Peppermint ✨ @nickpeppermint.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Summer is over, you know whose time it is 🍂 #gravityfalls #overthegardenwall
fanart crossover illustration depicting two boy characters, Dipper Pines from the Disney animated show Gravity Falls, giving high five to Wirt from Over The Garden Wall of Cartoon Network
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There are so many video games and I am but mortal
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💍 ᔕᕼYEᑎᗩ 🏳️‍⚧️ @shyena.dog · 04/09/2026
-tippy taps sign-
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why the fuck are you reading a Hellaverse fanfic if you want the demons to die? Genuinely I don't know how the HFY crowd found "Seven Weeks to Armageddon" but I'm getting really fed up with it.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Google’s AI Mode is ripping people off, hitting shopper with prices that are an average of 21.6% higher — according to a new study. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Google's AI Mode Is Ripping Shoppers Off With Vastly Higher Prices, Study Claims
The same products are showing up as 21.6 percent more expensive on average in Google AI Mode compared to traditional search, a study found.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The professor I'm classroom-facilitating for knows Chris Hansen apparently
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Campa 🔜 MFF @gaydog.online · 30/08/2026
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" was incredible, oh my God. A really multilayered look into how media shapes our identities and experiences, plus a powerful tale of a woman learning to embrace her sexuality. I almost didn't see this in theaters but I'm so glad I did. 📽
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little death camp miasma
Alt: A GIF of Little Death from Camp Miasma striding up to the viewer.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today I learned the word "Whiggish", how fun
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What the fuck
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Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you think you are incompetent, always remember: Ubisoft exists! They apparently released Heroes of Might and Magic III on Steam WITHOUT INCLUDING THE ACTUAL GAME
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Pemmy Demmy Doo! @pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is it just me, or does Sonic's classic crouching pose make it look like he's having a mental crisis?
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A lot of people gearing up to defend "Lesbian Space Princess" without actually seeing it and realizing that it's not only a bad movie, but does a shoddy job actually representing queer culture. When the only drag queen character in your "queer-friendly" movie is the twist villain, reconsider.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dennys has got some nerve asking $20+ for a sandwich on DoorDash
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 20/08/2026
awesome way to explain the concept of money
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Mandy @gosuguinn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Here's a butt shaped strawberry. Looking at it made me smile and feel better.
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Columbo is on the phone.  "That's Tuesday the 18th. I'll hold."
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 18/08/2026
Where might someone acquire a majestic goat tower? Asking for a friend 🐐 🎨 Sunny Wu
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Libertades @libertades.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What does E Y E S spell?
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Fable Siegel, Lackadaisy Showrunner @fablepaint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The lil acting choices in this snippet and how the marketing takes a queue from online vertical video creators for framing (the stuff at the bottom eating the screen so the top screen can have a better ratio). The design is so PUSHED. The lighting! THIS is well done, immediately gets my attention.
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Daniel Goldhorn @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
D23 presentation for Toy Story 6. You see an image of Woody on the screen. Woody slowly fades to black and white... and then Toby Fox bursts out onto stage, and the words "Toy Story" fall to reveal "Deltarune Chapter" instead
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
See, this is a cryptid. This is Slenderman's fursona Slenderdog.
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