rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Losing my mom has been hell . I’m a mess. My partner is a mess. All the siblings are a mess. I don’t want to move forward in life but I know she wants me to. I felt empathy for ppl who lost their parents but I had no idea how deep the pain was. 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Summer house cast and the # of shots it would take me to hook up with them: - Carl = stone cold sober, out of respect and he’s getting even finer with age - Kyle = 2 cocktails so slightly closer to his level - Ciara = 1 for courage - Paige = 2 but I thing we’d just giggle and vibe - Hannah = 211
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Mentally and physically ill in a way that feels manageable now but like I am teetering on the edge 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I honestly didn’t know I could feel grief like this and the crazy thing is that one of the only things that is allowing me to not completely isolated myself and fall apart is that I’m in Bravo group chats and my friends will wonder why I’m not responding. Bravo really saving my life rn 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Meeting in 30 mins. I need to shower. I’m looking at bravo memes 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Moving through the world without the woman who was the only person who gave me a mothers unconditional love feels like dragging myself through mud and broken glass 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 16/02/2026First time out in public since the woman who raised me- my mom for all intents and purposes - passed away and it’s so hard to answer when ppl ask how I am.l 000
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialBecca @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026It’s fun when casting doesn’t fuck up and gets someone as funny and delusional as Stacey #RHOP 0233
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The grief is crazy. I truly feel like my heart is breaking in a million pieces and I will never be whole again 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 12/01/2026A family member is very ill and I’m barely keeping it together. Please give a prayer for her if you can 🙏🏼 010
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 17/11/2025 I was laid off last year & i pretty quickly got another job, which I’m grateful for. But my new job isn’t intellectually stimulating at all, the ppl work/communicate in a performative way and I feel grief for the life I once had. I know I’m lucky in this economy, but I feel the loss deeply 100
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialkristin (bravo & mid life crisis) @legutz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Arguing on a boat never gets old for me, part 2 #rhoslc 1203
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 02/11/20251/ i might get hate for this but I actually don’t think it’s terrible that Emily is talking about her son’s struggles. I think the WAY she talks about her family on #rhoc is weird. I have a kid on the spectrum & we deal w a lot. He is difficult & hard to deal with, sometimes we discuss it with 350
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Chatted with a cute bartender and I found him on IG within minutes of leaving the bar. Glad I still have my skills 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/10/2025If I said what I really think about Julia I’d get sued 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I miss my old life but I don’t want to keep living with nostalgia and regret at the front of my mind 000
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialhot girl est. 1994 🪭 @ayanamonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2025WHACK HER AGAIN BRONWYN #RHOSLC 0324
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I’m so depressed I can barely move. It’s impacting my job, my home and my health. I don’t want to die or anything. I just want to sleep for a long long time. 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I’m so depressed lately I can barely get out of bed or do my job. I just want to sleep and be left alone 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/09/2025so tamra was hammered during the NOLA dinner, right? #RHOC 030
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialhaunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Sabrina the Teenage Carpenter 836458
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 29/08/2025please contact me if you control “dark money” and want to pay me to talk about real housewives and the performance of race and gender on Bravo 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I kinda like Gina but I don’t think #RHOC is the right show for her. I’d like to see her on a different type of show and see is she has what it takes to 110
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialNerdy Cat @nerdycat0.bsky.social · 23/08/2025So Garcelle needed to share more even though she shared 10x than Kyle or Erika did. Guerdy needs to tone herself down even though Larsa, Julia, Alexia are always OTT. Now Katie’s behavior is making them feel “scared” despite being on the same cast as unhinged Tamra for years. #RHOBH #RHOC #RHOM 0182
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialAmanda Hunt @amandahuntnkiss.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Omfg Tamra truly tried to get her future insurrectionist son to SA Gretchen I don’t know why we’re worried about what Katie said to a blogger about it #RHOC 5404
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialDustin Cone @dustin-cone.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The OC Housewives being so comfortable to treat Katie like a dog while excusing their other WHITE costars behavior says everything about them… And it’s not the first time they’ve done this #RHOC 9555
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 29/08/20251/ i love exploring gender & sexuality but I wasn’t always so open. I started to get more critical of gender norms while watching Real Housewives, the rigidity in which they practice and perform gender identity fascinated me in my early 20s & I wanted to learn more about gender expression 500
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I swear a lot of problems today are caused by poor literacy: lack of comprehension, inability to communicate (verbal and written) and poor critical thinking skills 000
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialNerdy Cat @nerdycat0.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Ratchet?? Oh Adriana no. You’ve been MVP all season. Why?? And Kiki’s been siding all season with Julia against her actual friend Guedy and how does Julia repay her? #RHOM 0143
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialmizzpittman.bsky.social @mizzpittman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I’ve cussed out everybody but Guerdy tonight and I love that for me #RHOM Miami is a 10 across the board. I’m sick of them all 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 1212
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialjulia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 23/08/2025(Kiki calling Adriana old is in no way equivalent to the implications of Adriana calling Kiki ratchet, and the way some of them are talking around that very clear fact on the after show is disingenuous at BEST.) #RHOM 2251
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Ageism is a problem but anti blackness is not? Ok Adriana #RHOM 131
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Julia saying that Kiki is overreacting is racist (because she is racist) #RHOM 330
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 26/08/2025no new pictures, where are you mentally? 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I’m not a huge fan of Lisa but her taking notes is not a big deal. She also has ADHD & as another ADHD girlie, I support her making sure these women don’t twist her words #RHOM 040
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’m fascinated by Gavin Newsom. He’s so handsome so capable and apparently so evil. What’s the best deep dive on him? Podcasts or articles or even a Reddit thread. 200
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Larsa saying she would unfollow her grandfather is the funniest thing she ever said #rhom 010
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Watching the misogynoir that Riley is experiencing on #nextgennyc is deeply upsetting to me 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Riley and Ariana are my favourites on #nextgennyc it’s so sweet to see how they’ve grown 🥹 200
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialYvalarevolution⁷ @yvalarevolution.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Ok, I need 20 more episodes of #NextGenNYC. Emira is a STAR. Brooks is a sweet cinnamon bun. Ariana and Riley are fantastic. The non Housewives kids are.... um.... 2173
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Treating a woman who just survived cancer like this is horrible. Marisol can be a quirky sidekick but her and Alexia, And especially Julia, are being VILE this season 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 11/08/2025sometimes I think about how insane it was that I suffered a major TBI & got sent him from the ER with zero help cause they assumed a) I was using drugs/drinking beforehand b) my boyfriend assaulted me so therefore he was not a reliable witness as to what happened. I spent over a year fighting 100
Reposted by @rhotheory.bsky.socialpapaii92.bsky.social @papaii92.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Julia just gives very entitled white woman & uses her accent to act innocent & clueless… How are you comparing exposed texts to you throwing a WHOLE drink at Guerdy. Then you talk to her husband in a shady way as if he isn’t going to go back & tell her. CUT IT OUT #RHOM 1132
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Julia and Martina may be my least favourite couple on Bravo right now. They are exploiting Black children, wildly transphobic AND annoying as fuck #RHOM 1356
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Alexia’s mean girl act is so annoying #rhom 0110
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Ok so it’s cool for Julia to physically assault Guerdy but not for Guerdy to pull a a cringe, but ultimately not that bad stunt? 000
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/08/2025@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social speaking to my soul on hating “gentle nudge emails” but I gotta let yall know that there is something worse: my former boss used to ask us to “send out a tickle” when he wanted to reach out to clients we hadn’t heard back from yet 100
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/08/2025You cannot convince me that Julia didn’t buy those children. A responsible agency would never allow people like them to adopt children. #rhom 081
rhotheory.bsky.social @rhotheory.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I deleted my 23 and me &’o regret doing it cause the science is not there & sharing my dna was not worth it but it was dope to find out I had heritage I never guessed like west Asian, East African and Bangladeshi. I knew I had Asian/african roots but never knew the details 000
