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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
It’s a signifier of wealth and ingroup status. Only people with massive amounts of money can afford to get surgery like this, it’s like having a Gucci handbag surgically installed to your face
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
Faces of Maralago
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
She looks like a thunderbird puppet with lips
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
What is the state of intoxication?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
Imma tell amazon my girlfriends ass won’t quit
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
Flat bottom girls they make the rocking world go flat
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
Not having as functioning kitchen increases costs enormously
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
A plate? That’ll hardly get a greasy paper bag
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
They can’t put rich people in prison just because they did crimes. WHAT IS THIS, COMMUNIST CHINA?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
You’re going to change your handle to sneeze girl aren’t you
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 12h
Sounds like every domestic abuser ever
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13h
She looks AI generated. At least she has chosen to be an abomination different to maralago face
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13h
Those people CHOSE to wear maralago face. As a signifier of status. Looks are not out of bounds as far as the plastic surgery goes
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13h
COUNTERPOINT: Yes, but appropriate for an old man. And the majority of US politicians are old men.
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13h
Those ARE his Florida dress shoes
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 13h
Yes but what about his collar gap?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 14h
Where is Dundee
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 14h
Who was himself, after the incident with the time machine that he doesn’t mention in that book?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 16h
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Oxjunk Ghoul
ALT: Oxjunk Ghoul
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The betting markets have Casey Kasem at a thousand to one
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s still got his wang stuck
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Eric had her deported. So… only partially
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same as crime gangs getting face tattoos
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had to look him up, checks out, definitely Oprah’s type
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Far more stylish than Donald
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is known for his ill fitting cheap ass looking suits. This would blow back massively if MAGA weren’t a cult
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or Oprah again
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But what if… now hear me out… the best one got the golden globes?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s no way this won’t be misused.
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Need more pspp
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Playful Cat: Come At Me Shimmy
ALT: Playful Cat: Come At Me Shimmy
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s the thing. It wouldn’t be hard to put all of it on a dead man’s switch, if you die, everything gets released. Everything, everywhere, all at once, across all of social media.
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps Epstein and his buddies make life not worth living
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will be too busy washing my nose hair
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If it’s not a Tesla, you would receive less brain damage doing that than talking to Pim Tool
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I HAVE SINNED AGAINST GOD, INTERIOR DECORATING AND THE CULINARY ARTS
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Jimmy Swaggert's Emotional Sermon
ALT: Jimmy Swaggert's Emotional Sermon
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the deliberately visible chest tattoo
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Result: frumpy cheap blue suit
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Donald Trump's Iconic Shuffle Dance
ALT: Donald Trump's Iconic Shuffle Dance
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All Ellison networks
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s a very overlapping Venn diagram
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem with them ignoring reality is reality won’t ignore them
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They want you to know, they want everyone to know
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is ghostbusters: retirement
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is Can-ada
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then there’s the Minnesotans. Are those with Swedish ancestry the right kind of white?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be fair, if he’s kept happy, he’s not doing nearly as many murders
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reminds me of the sketch from Kentucky fried movie
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s go to work with grandpa day again
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who are the prime minister and the deputy prime minister? THEY KNEW WHO THEY WERE VOTING FOR AND NOW THE LEOPARDS ARE HUNGRY?
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a limit to how much immaculate tailoring a human being can wear
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry. No.
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