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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 2h

"and the republic said you are not alone" what in the MJ Lenderman's Nightmare is fuckin' happening right now

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 3h

The United States does not torture, etc.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 3h

It's like Geddy Lee yelped, what you say about [iced coffee] is what you say about you and me DUH NUH DUH NUHHHHHH

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 3h

I remember writing about the first Angels and Airwaves album so I'm sure mine was full of similar luminary work.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 3h

You know what platform was never problematic even one time?

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 4h

Wow. So much for the tolerant left.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 5h

ME: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I misspoke. What I should have said was that I was in Ligma.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17h

Since this is all Titanic deck chair-style linguistic shuffling, I have a twenty that says in a few days we'll start seeing Hegseth-placed pieces and spots talking about how the US military is the first in the world to use "super intelligence"

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17h

He's such a tidy player. Good instincts, has touch and feel, strikes the ball well, good work rate. Who knows if he'll grow into a starter but I sure like where he is.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17h

Buddy just keeps jumping on that rake.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 19h

Dispatch from the parenting front lines: The 3 year old said "turn on the fookin' music" today and both I and my ancestors beamed with pride.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 20h

Remember, even the smallest act moves the resistance forward (currently fighting the MAHA hogwash by putting Lawry's on my steak)

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought my Hogs had me bummed out but three years of zeroes is wild, man

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Schmitt straight up accused Smith of committing a crime in the room. I was a little confused that Klobuchar didn't seize on that, to be honest. That is a lot more substantive than some name calling!

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I might've broken it. I have been wearing out the Master & Commander OST and I don't think it was built for that.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As bummed as I am about this, I'm happy he's going out while he can still stand up

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boy he really missed the "marc" with this one. Also, like, the point of universal childcare is not to maximize economic output across the genders it's to make sure that everyone has the resources that they need to start life well and to live their life well, regardless of employment jfc

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Funny how he likes to pop up and churn when there's a rapist to defend.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Keenum has voted in five presidential election cycles

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay but I literally just sent this to my buddy Hunter, who needs to get out of Nacogdoches

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

do not interrupt your enemy when they are in the middle of a mistake, as they say

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A rapist, a con-man, and a lawyer walk into a bar...

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I forgot how much of a loser Cook was even in his "prime"

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just laughed so hard that I literally died somebody please light some candles for me and throw some pennies on my eyes, I hope to make it to the other side of wherever this dumbass guy resides

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"[Kahwi] is getting better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous"

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"bunny threat" is a solid band name tbh

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I get why fans and local media get up in arms about this sort of thing but Mizzou is simply not good enough for any of this to matter. They will have a fine season, Drink will make some more visor money, and they will end the season a couple of spots outside the playoffs. Nothing wrong with that!

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Graphic design is my passion, etc.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody is talking about it because she's going to get absolutely trounced in November, but BJ Wyrick is quietly running one of the most incompetent political races that I've ever seen.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a leftist in Sarah Sanders country, neither I nor anyone I know has gone no-contact with parents/immediate family over this shit. Cousins & extended family? Sure. But I am most inclined to file this in my "you're telling on yourself and also you sound sloppy and entitled" folder.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna vibe code a hookup app called Manthrobic, brb

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the information that Big Commentator is trying to keep from you.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That sleepy cokehead could cover ground like a goddamn gazelle, I'll give him that much.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I believe it, that was the deal with my boy Matt Jones back in the day. Looked slo-mo but basically never got caught.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where is the muscular part? Or the Christian part, for that matter?

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know the area well! I actually think that we have a few irl mutuals - back in the twitter days I'd get asked if I knew you (typically by Harding grads)

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To be from Little Rock is to be forever misinterpreted and probably initially overlooked.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It would also be an interesting story! There is so much friction and so much humanity in the Richmond world, to focus primarily on Roy/Keeley/Rebecca/Ted is just chicken shit.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Old flames die hard, as they say

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Morale in Fayetteville is ridiculously low." I don't think that I've ever seen a funnier or more accurate lede and it is even quite understated, somehow.

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William Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is some good work from the lovechild of Adrian Brody and Fred Durst.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every story about the team is great and every story about everyone else gets in the way of the interesting stuff. That's my view on the season. Granted, being wildly in love with Jude Mack and Faye Marsay helps with some of that.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some of these folks genuinely seem high on their own supply. Collins, however, seems to genuinely know better and yet...here we are.

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