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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 3h

ME: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I misspoke. What I should have said was that I was in Ligma.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 16h

Buddy just keeps jumping on that rake.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17h

Dispatch from the parenting front lines: The 3 year old said "turn on the fookin' music" today and both I and my ancestors beamed with pride.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 19h

Remember, even the smallest act moves the resistance forward (currently fighting the MAHA hogwash by putting Lawry's on my steak)

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As bummed as I am about this, I'm happy he's going out while he can still stand up

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Funny how he likes to pop up and churn when there's a rapist to defend.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

do not interrupt your enemy when they are in the middle of a mistake, as they say

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A rapist, a con-man, and a lawyer walk into a bar...

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just laughed so hard that I literally died somebody please light some candles for me and throw some pennies on my eyes, I hope to make it to the other side of wherever this dumbass guy resides

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody is talking about it because she's going to get absolutely trounced in November, but BJ Wyrick is quietly running one of the most incompetent political races that I've ever seen.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the information that Big Commentator is trying to keep from you.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where is the muscular part? Or the Christian part, for that matter?

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To be from Little Rock is to be forever misinterpreted and probably initially overlooked.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Old flames die hard, as they say

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Morale in Fayetteville is ridiculously low." I don't think that I've ever seen a funnier or more accurate lede and it is even quite understated, somehow.

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William Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is some good work from the lovechild of Adrian Brody and Fred Durst.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some of these folks genuinely seem high on their own supply. Collins, however, seems to genuinely know better and yet...here we are.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's very funny that Season One of True Detective was called out here (and no other single seasons of television (it was pretty good though))

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The way my defense would have been "actually it was supposed to be a big ole dick"

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Sound and Furry by Willam Fucknuts (2026)

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm not playing this twisted game. Getchoo - No Other One - Why Bother? is the platonic three-song Weezer ideal, though.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's Shawl Neck Szn, jabronis!

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Who even needs a First Amendment anymore, amirite?

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If we ever make it through to the other side, we are going to need a full accounting not just for the political prosecutions of the Party's enemies, but also of the corrupt blind eye of the Federal enforcement agencies.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In 2012, I drove one of these from Little Rock to DC in a straight shot and my back still hasn't recovered. So I'm obviously in love with this ugly monster.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's really saying something because Asa Hutchinson tried to resegregate the Little Rock public school district like five years ago

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yer gourddamn right it is.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think Natalie nails it here - Choosin' Texas is a good, classic single that does like ten things really well, all of which make you feel like chillin' and maybe even singing along cuttin' a rug. And if you can't listen to that without putting someone else down, that's a you problem, not Ella.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Elon Musk made a custom-CSAM-on-demand machine so maybe we take his word with a grain of salt

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's the laughing (it's always the fucking laughing) that gets my goat.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Man, even with a beard that dude has no discernable chin. Or spine, but that is a different matter altogether.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Grappling with such a personal, powerful thing in this public way is just so so brave.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man, even Warren Buffet would go bankrupt trying to support every business that these dumbass turd buckets decided that they were going to hate for no reason.

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026