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Danforth

@danforth.bsky.social
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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a parade

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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 21h
We're all feelin' Hoggy round here
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 23h
Did something happen to the United States?
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We saw you from across the bar and loved your energy.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what platform was never problematic even one time?
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. So much for the tolerant left.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A rapist, a con-man, and a lawyer walk into a bar...
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody is talking about it because she's going to get absolutely trounced in November, but BJ Wyrick is quietly running one of the most incompetent political races that I've ever seen.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait what
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Old flames die hard, as they say
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Sound and Furry by Willam Fucknuts (2026)
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think Natalie nails it here - Choosin' Texas is a good, classic single that does like ten things really well, all of which make you feel like chillin' and maybe even singing along cuttin' a rug. And if you can't listen to that without putting someone else down, that's a you problem, not Ella.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I went thrifting instead of watching the Hogs and I am fine with that decision while mourning the larger context in which the decision was made.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The game isn't awesome but the pizza is choice.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These people are just the least cool fools on the planet
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm dying at the sloppified version of his wrist tat
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your Sunday night champs
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love a Sunday night at Burns Park
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like I said, the people at the gig are starting to look old.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jimmy Eat World, live and in the flesh. The old dogs still do it for me.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same vibes, tbh
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Might as well be our fight song at this point. Woo Pig.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Focaccia's back on the menu, boyssss
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Promising Par Bake
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The halftime pizza is shaping up nicely
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is how Tom Cotton keeps getting reelected, if anyone was curious.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're still trying to get a hundred bucks for a Kawhi jersey! What in the hell!
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"siri, play Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional"
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want my damn money back
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ticketmaster keeps finding ways to be ass
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes a legal argument sounds dumb in the wild but makes sense in context. Other times the argument sounds dumb in the wild and then even dumber when they expound on it. This one is squarely in the latter camp.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Case in point: a lot of people absolutely HATED the 2022 window for Barcelona (and others (like myself) hated the levers of it all). But, in retrospect, a lot of that was really nice work! Pablo Torre and Marcos Alonso are really the only disappointments there.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You're laughing? This is the "shh" of a killer.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The view when you're about to have the best to-go beer in Little Rock
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buddy, I'm calling my therapist, a priest, and maybe Van Helsing after reading this.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just... who is this for, exactly
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today in "become ungovernable"
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I should steal this for my therapist
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We are so back.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"RANDY, LONG-TIME FIRST-TIME. I THINK ITS GREAT THAT THIS NEW FELLA FROM MEMPHIS HAS A HOT WIFE BUT DON'T YOU THINK WE JUST GOT TO RUN THE DAMN BALL?"
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guys, I have something to say...
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
shot/chaser, Sunday league edition
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I totally missed the fact that when the Main Library reopened downtown, not only did CALS install plaques commemorating the Union soldiers who fought in the Civil War, they raised a whole ass statue honoring the Black soldiers who fought for their country. Goddamn, hell yeah.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Idk man, this paragraph seems to both be contradicted by what the actual candidates said while also falling into some "Charlie Brown had hoes" territory regarding what actually happened and what activists (and experts) generally called for.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's a good afternoon for some wailing ass guitars.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One of the frustrating things about all of this is that the driver of "positive" feedback for the Sanders profiteering on education comes from entities who stand to gain everything by making findings that support her agenda and stand to lose everything by remaining in reality.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One thing that I love about this shot on film of Old Main in Fayetteville that I took in 2006 is that it could only have come from me and my eye. Good, bad, otherwise - it's mine.
A picture of Old Main shot from the east on TMax film
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I cannot echo this enough: the Democratic Party has long written IOUs to the South and to Black voters and to organizers and then refused to turn to those people when given the choice between big money donors and actual people. The DSA is organizer-driven and that's why normie people look to them.
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Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Like this: the most recent Chrome update removed the bottom buttons from the top, where they were nicely tucked in and in the way of nothing, to the bottom, where they provide no additional functionality and take up 1/8th the screen and accidentally get hit all the time. And to what end? To no end.
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