Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 11hHey Worm Girl, I was wondering what are your thoughts on this Gay Cat with Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Mustart trend and the Gay Cat with Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Mustart getting bullied on BlueSky 1170
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 11hI saw someone say not to look at Emil as actually Emil, but as Yoko Taro doing his usual cosplay and it makes a lot more sense 020
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 13h"is your character a human?" "Is your character associated with cats?" "Does your character wear clothes?" "Was your character present when Osea's LRSSG flew support during the operation to use Stonehenge to shoot down an Arsenal Bird?" 040
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 13hDude asks straight bullshit and then locks the fuck in right at the end fuck this guy 140
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 19hMy shift barely started and I've already been asked to help move a dead person 320
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Grace asked why we have no Jos Louis in the apartment and I reminded him last time he got high, he ate six of them and spent the next day thinking he was dying Incidentally he's high right now 020
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026YEAHHHH BANANAAAAA BANANA IN THE RECYCLINGGGGGGF IM RECYCLING BANANAAAAA YEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH YEEEEEEW 150
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING CORRUGATED CARDBOARD IN THE PAPER RECYCLIJG ITS MY FAVOURITE HOBBY I WILL DIE IF I PUT CORRUGATED CARDBOARD ANYWHERE BUT THE PAPER RECYCLING 150
Reposted by DanaruOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 06/10/2026DAD'S HOME was posted by Sakupen 22 YEARS AGO TODAY to @newgrounds.com. It has nearly 6 million views on the site to date. 5341112
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had never heard the song Jolene by Dolly Parton until early this year and honestly Grace was pretty right to be mad at that 020
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Barely relevant but funny, like 90% of the time Grace mentions a singer I don't know who they are because I'm a cultureless barbarian, I don't listen to the radio I listen to Ace Combat OSTs One time I pretended I didn't know who Beyonce was and both him and my mom immediately started yelling at me 120
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Been playing Mount and Blade 2 recently and wow I genuinely forgot how to fight on horseback 010
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly it looks pretty cool, although I don't have much history with MOBAs. I saw a clip with a bunch of Rem's interactions with other characters and that alone convinced me it's probably good 000
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The gas station's computer system was fucked up so now I have to rawdog the day without an energy drink 050
Reposted by DanaruJads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win 113145943
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026pound for pound I still think this is the best post I've ever made 085
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not long thank god, once I got upright it cleared up after a few seconds. I also found out I can force my way out of nightmares when I realize I'm in one by trying to open a second set of eyelids in front of mine, which brute forces my eyes open irl. Very unpleasant but better than the nightmare 110
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"You simply MUST try some Aldebran Whiskey while you're here. On the house of course, we like to make a good impression. I'd love to know more about your universe, I've heard there are these 'got-ya' games? They sound fascinating. Ah! Your glass is empty, let me pour you another!" 110
Reposted by DanaruRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 138115853112
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Once I was upright, I snapped out of the 'dream' but I still had the paralysis, so I just had to stand there pissed off and thankful I somehow didn't wake anybody up 110
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I rarely get sleep paralysis, but usually I'm aware when it happens. The one I did have a hallucination, the Foxy plush Grace bought me started flashing like a strobe light which clearly meant an animatronic was one phase away from my door, and I brute forced myself upright while screaming in anger 130
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thankfully at work I hit the Columbo Threshhold where I'm indespensible enough that I can just be fuckin weird and they have to put up with it or die mad, 100% recommend 030
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trying to explain to neurotypocals that being social to me is like in Zone of the Enders: Dolores where James turns off the autopilot, and Dolores says "if you're sure" and a gorillion screens pop up needing immediate attention and he's like help go back, but then I have to explain what ZOE is and 120
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Locking the fuck in to break into the Soldier-Dismantlement-And-Cyborg-Ninja-Creation Factory to save an innocent kid 000
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I was like 12 a horse reached over a fence and tried to bite my dog and I punched it in it's stupid fucking nose and horses still piss me off 25 years later like who the fuck do you think you are she was just sitting near the fence she was on MY grandpa's property not the horse's start a war I' 020
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's like a perfect blend of Obra Dinn and The Roottrees Are Dead, with some Seance of Blake Manor for flavour. 100% recommend 210
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026YEAH I FIGURED OUT AND SHORT CIRCUITED PART OF THE MYSTERY I'M A FUCKING GENIUS The fact that the game LETS you do that is brilliant game and mystery design aaaaaaa I'm so fucking smart 120
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bought The Incident at Galley House because people compared it to Seance at Blake Manor which I fucking loved The vibes are already excellent 140
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Everyone talks shit about the guy I can't remember the name of, but he sold me the Giant Fucking Fridge so he's good in my books 130
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yoko Taro said that the FF14 crossovers are canon to the Nier series, so does this mean 041
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Request that you draw him with a tasty autumn and/or winter snack 010
Reposted by DanaruDanaru @danaru.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Listen to Rico's beautiful singing voice! (Source: 96redpanda on Instagram) 012049
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Grace: "Did you actually make a yakuza title card for--" Dan: "I wanted to make a normal meme but I had to" Grace: "I love whatever's wrong with your brain" 050
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love the Rescue: The Embassy Mission cover art so much because the terrorist can clearly tell just how fucking MAD the protagonist is and that he's completely fucked 000
Reposted by Danarured - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if you don't have this yet and you liked stardew and/or story of seasons née harvest moon do yourself a favor 0166
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kid's gonna be drinking whiskey and counting cards like a champ by the end of the match 010
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Body blocking in the injured state what are we doing here y'all 120
Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have MULTIPLE TIMES NOW misread the situation and had to dogfight extremely agile enemies in a fucking A-10 010
