Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 15h108 points is literally the most points put up on the Valkyries in franchise history 040
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 15hSo, you see, the WNBA decided to give up on Eastern and Western conference finals, and instead moved to a system in which teams were divided between the Brutal Sweep conference and the Messy Three Game Showdown conference 03612
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 16hYeah, watching that replay, I don't see any option for the refs here but to call for a jump ball. 030
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 16hArike is literally a shonen protagonist. Her hair should change color when she's like this 040
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 16hIf I was a ref, I would call l just call for a jump ball on every whistle. It'd be simpler, and more entertaining for me, as a jumping enthusiast. 010
Reposted by Pluto Annatto[insert something witty] @shhimhiding.bsky.social · 16hWow. Huge for Arike. She can punch *two* men—as a treat. #wnba 1113
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 16hIt's crazy that this is literally the first close finish of these playoffs 100
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 16hNot a great day for Stokes to be putting up a "Kiah Stokes on the Aces 2023" caliber performance 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 18hAnother year should really help this Mystics team. For instance I expect their driving game to get much better once they can rent a car 153
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 18hAh well. Luckily this Washington team can run it back approximately seven more times and still not have any players over 30 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ionescu through the years: A Tapestry of Stank-face 272
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Aari McDonald guarding Stewie feels like this series in a nutshell 030
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As they enter an unprecedented off-season in which they don't own the Sky's first-round pick, we have to wonder how Minnesota will cope 220
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My allegiances are flapping in the wind. But I think I'm feeling Valkyreally excited about tomorrow's games. 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh dear, they've activated the Sab scowl. It really is over 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am the teen boy getting cooked by 14-year old Olivia Miles in a 2x3 match. She hits the cutter with a pass between my legs and then on the other end calls a travel on me. The coach talks in a monotone about the importance of court vision. I crawl in a hole to hide away from the light forever 2192
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like this might be one of those "Will no one rid me of these turbulent Aces?" seasons 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All I can think when I hear her name is that Sophie Cunningham = Sophie "Some Pig" 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow, they had Nneka fire her on her way out the building. Just cold as ice 011
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just watched Nneka's speech at the end of the Sparks game. 😢 How soon can she run for governor of Texas? 010
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gabby was a maniac for this. Came in and won the game in about three minutes. And on Nneka Nnight nno less! 030
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoAnnie Costabile @anniecostabile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jackie Young is the first with a resume that reads: 🏆 HS state champion 🏆 NCAA title 🏆 WNBA title 🥇 3x3 Olympic gold 🥇 5x5 Olympic gold 🥇FIBA World Cul gold 1578
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoAlong Came Poly-4-The-W @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the world can tawk their proper shit about the us(a) as a whole, but at least the slander will NEVER INCLUDE OUR WOMEN'S HOOPS #USABWNT #FIBAWWC solid fkn gold 👌 ✨static.klipy.comThat'Ll Do, PigALT: That'Ll Do, Pig 0245
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoDana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Coach Lawson may have discovered the key to Caitlin finally winning a Championship and that's to surround her with a roster of players either as good or far better and have her come off the bench. #FIBAWWC 1366
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"We'll suffer our well-deserved comeuppance, but NOT TODAY!!! probably" 100
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026USA wins and it's gotta be a J-Yo MVP, please 000
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoShameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another Angel Reese meme loading… #FIBAWWC #WNBA 09510
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Angel and Clark to finish the half. It's messy, it's weird, that's America babyyyy 110
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Anyone get a gif of that shot of Angel Reese doing a double-thumb nose picking manuever? Just askin' 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Paige in this picture: "Now look at who is the extremely large one. It is me! I am bigger than tiny Ceci!" 120
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's the end of the season, nothing matters we're all just having some fun with it 040
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“I’ve been sacrificing my body for this team,” she said. “Maybe it’s time to take a step back and see what’s going on to see if I need to continue to make those sacrifices without having the proper resources to play at an elite level.” Chat, the vibes have never been more rancid. 141
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Does this mean W players are acting more like NBA players and actively starting to ignore the WC? 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pretzel. Cam. Chiney. All legends. Stanford: the school where you learn how to foul a lot. Quickly. 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Maaan, it's gonna make me really like Tyler just before they fire his ass, huh 020
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoValerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026TASH FOREVER 🫡 🏳️⚧️ 3598192
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoFrankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 24/08/2026The transphobic nightmare the WNBA is currently facing is the result of a massive failure of leadership. If Cathy wasn’t going to be out of a job after the CBA negotiations, this should be the nail in her coffin as commissioner imo. 327346
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Candace Parker was right, of course. Geno has always been an asshole 100
Reposted by Pluto AnnattoMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026one of the greatest women's basketball players of all time who helped reach the transformative CBA is retiring why are we talking about a mid bench player still 646871
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026- I've been a super huge Nneka fan ever since she started college, I'm really going to miss having her in the league - The Project B stuff is a blemish on her otherwise stellar legacy. I must assume it's a retirement plan, wherein she's collecting a paycheck for, most likely, 0 actual games 000
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026For all that this has been a Chicago Sky season to forget, it has certainly delivered in games with close finishes. 100
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In the words of Galactic President Beeblebrox, "Ah, Belgium, man, Belgium!" 010
Pluto Annatto @plutoannatto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It'll be a collectors item in the museum of cringe, just like nft portraits and pets dot com mascot plushies 000
