Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 9hOne of the things that Nolan got from Kubrick is cadence. People treat both reverently because of the hurdle of iambic pentameter. It’s a way to get normies to take things seriously they wouldn’t any other way. But the text is “stupid guy does stupid thing, often ends up okay.” 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11hAs I get older, the things that ages and limits most people is being incurious. I think a lot of people think they learned everything in school/by a certain age. Everything good and interesting is learning. Not wanting to be challenged or evolve is death, physically, spiritually, intellectually. 021
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 12hMike Flanagan’s JAWS comments highlight a problem with a lot of modern creatives: too much fealty. I want directors who think they’re better than Spielberg/Hitchcock/etc. I wish when people used the Woody Allen or John Carpenter fonts it wasn’t in homage but saying “bitch I do this better than you.” 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 13hOne of the things killing modern criticism is that the conservative movement has ruined the idea of rigorous ideologies so most people don’t want to listen to people they disagree with, either because they can’t trust the criticisms are real, or because they are afraid to learn they might be wrong. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 13hMISTY GREEN: Chris Rock has the main character complain it’s hard to be a middle aged Black American woman in show business and not be a nepo or British, then casts Brits for the Black leads. Rock doesn’t understand he’s part of the problem. He doesn’t know his main character, it’s embarrassing. 020
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14hWhenever I think of the average Trump voter I think of my great aunt Veda. She was the first adult to prove to me that adults can be wrong (to hate someone at five and be right about it is odd). But she thought she was being moral when all she really wanted was to be the center of attention. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14hOTHER MOMMY: I thought this was great. Best homage to SCANNERS in the digital age. Probably just unlucky to be the second best AI-themed horror movie starring a Duplass of 2026. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 18hRealized why I find THE LAST BOY SCOUT - which I love - slightly atonal: It’s the guy who invented the (Simpson and) Bruckheimer template doing a Joel Silver film. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The best dark joke in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE is how Alex’s old friends end up as cops. 020
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ben Affleck keeps taking AI, ANIMALS is an AI film so that fits. It takes someone else’s idea (in this case HIGH AND LOW) and rips it off poorly, so you see no art, just the scaffolding of greater works. 021
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guy out for a walk on my work campus to me: “Nice night for a walk, eh?” Me, with accent: “Nice night for a walk.” Him: “Laundry day, nothing clean, right?” Me: “Laundry day, nothing clean, right.” 020
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They’re playing a YO! MTV RAPS mix at Trader Joe’s. “They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y)” for real. I am dust. 010
Reposted by Damon Houxpauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t like to buy “hard tickets” for a “road show” movie because I hate treating a movie as an occasion. I don’t want to be pinned down days in advance; I enjoy the casualness of moviegoing — of going in when I feel like it, when I’m in the mood for a movie. (1969) 0375
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s hard to tell if the problem is that computers have exhausted their potential and this is what happens when you have to keep selling, or if the people who make it are just hammer salesmen who drank the kool aid and think it can fix any problem. Probably both. 020
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s funny how MERCY mimics most AI stuff where it’s sold as the supercomputer that is smarter than us all, then makes an obvious mistake and it becomes like “whoa whoa whoa, we’re all human, computers are smol beans too.” And, no. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of the funny things about now is that Oscar winner Mikey Madison has a movie out Friday. It’s not that long ago everyone would know this, and part of the reason it’s not a bigger deal is they don’t pay like they used to. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Many of the contrarians I know and trust loved DIGGER. I don’t know if it will mean much, but I think a rep as “got fucked, actually good” is solidifying. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Some films seem ended by the death of home video. (500) DAYS OF SUMMER, people actually liked it, but it came out as contentification was taking over so it never got a second life on home video. Never even got to a “I hate GARDEN STATE” style backlash. 022
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This isn’t wrong, but who do you think owns all the studios now? 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Would you like to see my gyrocopter?” “You’re pronouncing it weird.” “I assure you I am not.” [produces meat helicopter] “Told you.” 000
Reposted by Damon HouxCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you. 141198202
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got my mom (old - but not telling how cause that’s rude) to watch OBSESSION because my nephew (14) loved it. She hated it. Every generation deserves their versions. I’m okay with the film playing better for tweens/teens/20-somethings. Lotta demonstrable “better or were you 12 when you saw it?” 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of the things I think that’s a problem with both modern criticism and modern movies is that Stanley Kubrick was an insufferable genius and we don’t have an environment where that would be tolerated or respected. This isn’t an apology for abusive behavior. Modern stuff has low ceilings. 020
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah, sorry to be about it, but if a president says he’s okay if two of his cities are destroyed they shouldn’t be president. Modern conservatism may be a mental disease if this is their thinking. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watched an old special feature where basically they were predicting in 2007 AI becoming sentient around now. Funny they could never guess that AI’s usefulness would be limited by the fact that the billionaires who hawk it can’t stand empirical truths. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The way Oscar season is no longer connected to box office any more means it’s hard to say if PRIMETIME doing well helps its Oscar chances. Normally stuff like it and TONY would be odds on favorites to get some nominations. TONY could get ten or none. 100
Reposted by Damon HouxJenny Deiker Restivo @jennydeikerrestivo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are so very many things to be angry about, but today I'm holding space for David Zaslav and his $165 million farewell salary. He totally succeeded - at minimally increasing shareholder value while decimating an entire industry. 17519
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As I grew up in Portland in the eighties and nineties, there are some things that I feel like didn’t make as much of an impression because Portland, like: 1) Burt Reynolds 2) Baseball 3) Billy Joel/Bruce Springsteen 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Though there’s moving parts, I wouldn’t trust Paramount to stick with James Gunn. CLAYFACE is looking to (at best) make $100 Million domestically, but probably won’t and that’s strike two. If MAN OF TOMORROW doesn’t easily clear $200 Mil stateside, failson Ellison isn’t going to give doubt benefits. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I like working the second shift, in almost all ways I prefer it, but they’re doing an employee appreciation lunch on Wednesday and it’s like 50/50 if they’ll do anything for us. Always the way. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kubrick hates AI. Anyone who uses it and thinks they like Kubrick are phonies. Did you watch 2001? 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stanley Kubrick is a god, genius, but also someone who spent much of his career making comedies that aren’t funny. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Though I like DOCTOR SLEEP and THE LIFE OF CHUCK, Mike Flanagan is a horror filmmaker who has never achieved capital letters. No matter how good he is or isn’t, for a multitude of reasons, he won’t be talked about with more favorability that Lewis Teague. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026David Fincher is sorta like Stanley Kubrick in that they are both funny people who don’t know how to tell a joke. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing that’s changed - but maybe hasn’t - is that when some people were super into their pets it was a reflection of their own narcissism and highlighted that they were sociopaths who were more able to empathize with pets (that they wrote mental narratives about) than people. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thinking on it, the film canon was ruined by 9/11. IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE and MULHOLLAND DR. kinda the last helicopters out. Feels like more people are likely to watch Kurosawa’s RED BEARD than THE ZONE OF INTEREST. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Though it could be said of every modern movie, DIGGER is now done. The 1% who still go to video stores, the drop to streaming, none of that demonstrably changes the amount of people who will watch it. Whereas IDIOCRACY came out on seven screens and died but home video and cable made it a touchstone. 1103
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DEAD POETS SOCIETY: Though a lot of it is that it’s Peter Weir, dear Lord, how the fuck have we come so far that a fucking Robin Williams school movie from thirty years ago is fucking high art compared to most modern dreck. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We’re 20 years into the contentification of culture and it has ruined everything. Artists should be trying to make something great, not marketable, we shouldn’t be exploring the mythologies of Crystal fucking Lake. Superheroes are myths for children, superheroes would work for or kill Musk. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One aspect of why comedies are DOA is that the Harvard-to-writers’-room pipeline has made most comedies completely unrelateable and not that funny. NO HARD FEELINGS, THE BREADWINNER, GOOD BOYS, STRAYS, even something like BLOCKERS gets too far away from anyone’s known without that being the point. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026VERITY: Did AI write this? Did Michael Showalter suffer brain damage, or is finding work so hard you don’t rewrite? Does Dakota Johnson not know how to drink water convincingly?static.klipy.comJurassic Park: That is one big pile of shitALT: Jurassic Park: That is one big pile of shit 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Warner Brothers has had a rough year. Most filmmakers don’t have final cut or control the marketing, so when Warner fails (and it wasn’t really with films these two shepherded) either it’s because it was their intent to help the sale or because they are bad at their jobs. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think Alejandro González Iñárritu is a phony, an arthouse Rob Marshall, a simulacrum of art personified, so color me flummoxed that I think DIGGER could be the best film of the year. Also getting “missed the point of RHINOCEROS” from some reviews. 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a weird Oscar year, cause stuff like DIGGER and THE SOCIAL RECKONING may be DOA. Not a lot of studio home runs, stuff like SENSE AND SENSIBILITY may sneak in. 100
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only AI I would be interested in is AI that eliminates all other AI from my purview. Just don’t want to ever see it. 000
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Funny for Ben Affleck to talk AI while promoting a movie that seems to rip off HIGH AND LOW without seeming to credit Ed McBain/Evan Hunter or Akira Kurosawa. That’s so AI! 010
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brains need exercise it seems, and I think the early effects of people getting dumber from AI use is starting to be more and more apparent. It’s like a slow dumb version of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. 000
Reposted by Damon HouxAustin Shinn @untitleduser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think a lot about how Seth Rogen and Dave Franco cut ties with James Franco. One of those men is his literal brother. If they can do it, Bird just looks complicit 16221
Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had a Snickers at work. There’s a lot of perfectly fine American stuff I just don’t really go for. Budweiser, McDonalds, Milky Ways, etc. Not that they are bad, just they’re not interesting and have a ceiling. Weird to see this is the Disney model now. MCU, STAR WARS, Pixar. Sanded down to product. 000