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Damon Houx

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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 6h
One of the things I find so baffling about CLAYFACE is that it’s about a handsome guy getting his face destroyed and they hired a weird looking guy.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 7h
Apropos of the film I just saw, I wonder if my grandfather or his father decided to change how to pronounce our last name because of Abbott and Costello. Houx should be pronounced “Who” but we say “How-ks” “How-ks on first” doesn’t work.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 8h
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING: That’s a helluva thing. The meta aspects raise interesting questions, but do so in keeping with the film’s themes. The meanest thing I could say in an age of content and in the context of Nathan Fielder, it does feel a little like six episodes. But, great.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 8h
Hard to get me to a theater on my day off (cause it’s my day job), but did a double today of THE DEVILS and YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. The former because it’s on 35mm, the latter because though we worked on it, I didn’t see it and people are bursting to talk about it.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 12h
Dear Steven Soderbergh, Please tell everyone what scenes you shot. Please make that as clear as possible. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life hearing people claim what you did and didn’t do, cause that’s what they do.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We are in this long enough that I should say: If you respond to a internet social media prompt, you are a more than likely a mark.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Zendaya and Robert Pattinson have four films this year, two together. Zendaya also did S3 of EUPHORIA. Neither feel overexposed.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Gerwig Narnia trailer looks good, but also exhausting. She has style and such visual panache and it looks infinitely better than A WRINKLE IN TIME, but I’m tired of origin stories for known fictions.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
When I was with Sony DADC, we had scores of Beachbody discs come through and it seemed like the biggest scam. Funny.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
One of the things that makes fighting films kinda sucky - like most of the MORTAL KOMBAT and STREET FIGHTER films is - much like its grandparent ENTER THE DRAGON, it casts some actors who are aren’t great fighters. BLOODSPORT is still one of the best tournament films because they’re mostly fighters.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I rewatched Mickey 17 recently, and I think it’s a great movie that has a lot to say about historiography, class, and colonialism but suffered from coming out at a time when a lot of prominent people decided talking about such things was cringe
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In terms of Tony, listen, I think he puts five stars into TOP GUN and TRUE ROMANCE to enhance and pervert the narrative, here he’s not adding. Black, well, script-wise, maybe third or fourth or fifth best on how you rank LETHAL WEAPON. And THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
THE LAST BOY SCOUT: Arguably this is a two and a half to three star effort from both Tony Scott and Shane Black - it’s neither’s best in a walk - but the overlap gets it to like 3 1/3.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My main takeaway from the GIRLS reboot is the “Lena Dunham’s weight” discussions are going to be terrible, and likely internet catnip.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
On one hand I feel for my Dodger fan friends, on the other as a nightlife enthusiast, men who’ve been drinking since the game started (if not before) tend to scare off women.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kinda fitting that YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING will play on both available screens of the Los Feliz 3, blocks from Dumb Starbucks. If ever there was a more Los Feliz movie…
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One problem with AI hype-men is that when they say AI is smarter than them, I believe them. Just not in the way they want.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Another facet of where the industry is at is it’s hard for creatives to believably sell their remakes/reboots/IP stuff to the press when the industry says it’s gonna make more TRANSFORMERS movies regardless and doesn’t hype original content. “Oh you WANTED to make this? I don’t believe you.”
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think one thing that you’re starting to see is that working actors want to keep working and the Daily Mail type stuff pays. At a certain point - to quote THE BAND WAGON - "Did you ever try spreading ideals on a cracker?"
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What are we doing here?
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Between home video and theatrical, it’s a big week for bones in cinema.
2001The Devils
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Legacy stuff now is more about tone than plot, partly because the people making and watching it don’t want radical change. Unfortunately it tends to make it easy to watch but pointless, but in an era of too much entertainment, name brands will dominate the market because people know CRYSTAL LAKE.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today’s new YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS informed me that SUNSET BOULEVARD was written for Montgomery Clift (honey), and honestly, I think that casting would’ve solved my problems with the movie.
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm?
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I say this not to mock the profession, but I can imagine American and European intimacy coordinators talking to each other. “How was your week?” “We had a make-out scene. Yours?” “We faked sodomy and showed full ween.”
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Modern advertising does NOT get me. I just stumbled across that Diane Morgan is in all episodes of VISION QUEST? Cunk could get me to actually watch it.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One of the problems with modern horror movies is I’m more scared of Trump.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LORNE: Shit doc because it accepts Lorne as too powerful to challenge. Famous interviewees, so good for that. Jost has been at the Update desk since like 2014 (not to mention Keenan). Evidence enough Michaels isn’t evolving any more.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching FULL METAL JACKET, and it feels like I’ve lived through a change (at least in art) towards prostitution. I think soldiering gives moral leeway to it, but as no one is drafted anymore, it’s no longer as normalized an experience.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching FULL METAL JACKET. Basically two Kubrick films were released when I could be conscious of them, I saw this on video at eleven or twelve, but at the time there was stuff like PREDATOR and ROBOCOP, so it didn’t register stronger until I was older.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There’s probably someone out there who has collected all of these specialty popcorn buckets.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went to a union mixer. I am a fifty year old man. I am also a fourteen year old horny teen, figuring out who’s attractive, trying to find my other Enid Coleslaws, looking for the cool kids, hoping to hang out in the smoking section without joining in.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watched like half of the trailer for the BLADE RUNNER TV show, and television shouldn’t be very expensive. It automatically makes it bad.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The lack of RESIDENT EVIL discourse suggests how we treat modern franchise stuff. It is a solid well made version of that thing, but there’s nothing really to talk about.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One aspect of modern society is that people on the left/liberals/whatever have an aversion to being in charge to their detriment. We’re starting to see more evidence of people waking up to that in politics (basically any young Dem), less so in arts/journalism/etc. We need liberal publishers, etc.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the things that Nolan got from Kubrick is cadence. People treat both reverently because of the hurdle of iambic pentameter. It’s a way to get normies to take things seriously they wouldn’t any other way. But the text is “stupid guy does stupid thing, often ends up okay.”
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It may be more pronounced in LA/Hollywood, but there’s a weird subset of that culture. Basically the Pixar short film LAVA, very John Lassiter, creepy guy.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As I get older, the things that ages and limits most people is being incurious. I think a lot of people think they learned everything in school/by a certain age. Everything good and interesting is learning. Not wanting to be challenged or evolve is death, physically, spiritually, intellectually.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Flanagan’s JAWS comments highlight a problem with a lot of modern creatives: too much fealty. I want directors who think they’re better than Spielberg/Hitchcock/etc. I wish when people used the Woody Allen or John Carpenter fonts it wasn’t in homage but saying “bitch I do this better than you.”
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the things killing modern criticism is that the conservative movement has ruined the idea of rigorous ideologies so most people don’t want to listen to people they disagree with, either because they can’t trust the criticisms are real, or because they are afraid to learn they might be wrong.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MISTY GREEN: Chris Rock has the main character complain it’s hard to be a middle aged Black American woman in show business and not be a nepo or British, then casts Brits for the Black leads. Rock doesn’t understand he’s part of the problem. He doesn’t know his main character, it’s embarrassing.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whenever I think of the average Trump voter I think of my great aunt Veda. She was the first adult to prove to me that adults can be wrong (to hate someone at five and be right about it is odd). But she thought she was being moral when all she really wanted was to be the center of attention.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OTHER MOMMY: I thought this was great. Best homage to SCANNERS in the digital age. Probably just unlucky to be the second best AI-themed horror movie starring a Duplass of 2026.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Realized why I find THE LAST BOY SCOUT - which I love - slightly atonal: It’s the guy who invented the (Simpson and) Bruckheimer template doing a Joel Silver film.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone called him King’s Dave Filoni and it tracks. There’s way too much boomer fealty in cinema, really dragging us down, makes you respect QT saying basically De Palma’s my guy but fuck him post-1983.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The best dark joke in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE is how Alex’s old friends end up as cops.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ben Affleck keeps taking AI, ANIMALS is an AI film so that fits. It takes someone else’s idea (in this case HIGH AND LOW) and rips it off poorly, so you see no art, just the scaffolding of greater works.
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guy out for a walk on my work campus to me: “Nice night for a walk, eh?” Me, with accent: “Nice night for a walk.” Him: “Laundry day, nothing clean, right?” Me: “Laundry day, nothing clean, right.”
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Damon Houx @damonhoux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I met Joe Pytka at a thing and he claimed that there were only two truly great movies ever made: CITIZEN KANE and maybe CHINATOWN. Anyway, he directed SPACE JAM.
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