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Jason

@damnitjason.bsky.social

468 followers 98 following 9.8K posts

Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 5h

I am here for www.hellebucks.com.

Hellebucks: how much salary Connor Hellebuyck is forfeiting, live

$38,660 a day. 45 cents a second. A live tally of the salary Connor Hellebuyck is giving up while the Jets play without him.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 6h

Huh.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 6h

I am here for MAHPOTG!

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 8h

I knew that wasn’t coming.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 8h

The last two games are in spite of @eileen4est.bsky.social.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 9h

Huh.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 9h

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What She Said - Tracey Matney

ALT: What She Said - Tracey Matney

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 18h

Fond

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 18h

I’m just thrilled my favorite place is now Michelin Recommended!

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 19h

Pubs serve good food too.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 19h

They just got a Michelin Recommendation this morning so I’m curious if your friends went or not.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 19h

Rumor is the Stars are going to make us suffer through some Power Plays tonight.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 21h

Upside down and inside out And you can feel it

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wanted a car remote that shot energy pellets so bad.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I am extremely mundane and there is nothing special about mine.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I spend at least an hour of my day having to decipher potential client emails because they want to sound intelligent.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Coworker’s mother.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Annoying that I have to wait a week to find out if they actually found Amelia Earhart’s plane or not.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I mean I clearly passed it on to my kid. Maybe ole Jameson is onto something.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just got that one.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She is a member of the Texas state senate. I initially thought the same thing until I realized they really like playing with words.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If my text messages are any indication, it sure seems like there is a ton of money being poured into Paxton’s campaign the last two weeks.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Turns out someone’s mother sent them to the office, included no note, and for some reason had it come specifically to me. Good thing she wanted them shared!

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

To whomever had doughnuts randomly delivered to me today - I have called numerous companies to confirm these were in fact supposed to be sent to me and came sealed from the doughnut shop, so don’t think you can kill me off this easily. To my coworkers they go!

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh well. Another rich basketball dude. I guess I support him more than Giannis then.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Throwback: Offensive Threat Tomáš Vincour.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trying to remember how Time Trax ended only to find out it was only two seasons.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Was he the same basketball player who came out saying they’d never endorse a gambling app or what that another high profile basketball player?

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Bunting Proof of Life Signing.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Seems like a good reason to gut the department of education.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I guess if the kids are still missing he doesn’t have to cut any deals for the child molesters.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Carson Kressley Says 'That's Me'

ALT: Carson Kressley Says 'That's Me'

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Back and to the left.

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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bijan Robinson versus the league's worst run defense went about as expected on the first Falcons drive

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I forgot Gloria single handily turns guys into all-stars. Raddysh owes her millions from his contract.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do they know it is?

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Beat me to it.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t mean to be a Spoiler Guy, but this cauliflower risotto tastes nothing like actual risotto.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But you’re playing me, so 3 shutouts it is.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He won’t leave DU. And I’m ok with that.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I bet Bruce Cassidy would name names.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Turns out the system has a lower body injury, but he didn’t think it was important to tell us that.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Quick, now do Jamie Benn.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gotta start the week off poorly

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I guess I have to admit that I didn’t take the 0-2-0 start well, but I didn’t do something this stupid.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tis the third one. That’s a bit of a problem.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It will still be. She is just annoyed.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apparently my work Halloween costume is the line at which my wife draws the line on my bits because she is not having any of it.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is this a fantasy thing?