Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don't know if I can be autistic because I don't have a special interest. Anyway I'm off to watch Taskmaster from season 1 to season 22 for the fifth time in a row. 0153
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I really need to learn to drive like I live in a school school and go to work in a school zone and also work at a school 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have to go to active shooter training drills tomorrow. At the middle school where I work. 110
Reposted by Damnit, Amanda🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Making a thread of disabled artists because a lot of AI "artists" use disabilities as a defense for using the theft machine and are really quick to call you ableist for calling out that bullshit You dont need to be of able body and or mind to create. 33767332
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Granted, it's been almost 30 years since I was in middle school, but I certainly don't remember it having the plethora of unaliving awareness posters like the one I work in now does. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Tell me Why. The. Actual. Fuck my American mother AND father are the hospital in Uganda, hooked up to IVs, because they have fucking malaria. AGAIN. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Istg social media has me thinking that maybe I've been wrong about possessive and plural forms this whole time. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My Uber driver today drove like time is money and life is meaningless 010
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I wonder if Taskmaster contestants have a safe word. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'm so glad that there aren't any cameras where I work. It prevents me having an awkward conversation with HR about exactly how often I walk halfway across a room and then have to recalibrate. 010
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I still can't believe that I'm in charge of the free middle school summer lunch program. I mean, yes, I'm certified and capable and not evil, but like, honestly idk who made that decision. 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026[nervous whisper] Don't tell Alex but I think I like Australian Taskmaster more than the original 011
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Today I drove 70 miles to take a three mile walk on a two mile trail and drove 85 miles home because I'm bad at the third dimension. Also the tail was a tunnel. 140
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don't mean to be controversial, but prosecco and prosciutto need to get together and decide which one of them is changing their name. I'm sick of getting cured ham in my Bellinis. 043
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I've decided I'm moving to Georgia just so I can vote for Ossoff 000
Reposted by Damnit, AmandaJim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My painting DARK STORM 984823434
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Oh no I got high and started thinking about immunology again 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Today I warded off a third grader's emotional meltdown by carving an apple into a pokeball 120
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I just taught a class of 12 neurospicy 9 year olds how to make California rolls. If you need me, I'll be staring at the wall in my room with the lights off 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Not everyone has the skills to go from swimming in the Great Lakes in the morning to getting lost in white-out fog in the mountains of West Virginia at midnight but I still managed to pull it off 062
Reposted by Damnit, AmandaCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026More animals should be bumble, not just bees 15559152
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My dad has malaria (again), my mom is spending all her savings on homeopathy, my sister has an eating disorder, my brother is an alcoholic, and gluten makes my tummy hurt 130
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Me: ugh I've gained so much weight. Also me: *fries peanut butter and pickle sandwich in mayonnaise for breakfast* 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My sister and I are going on vacation next week. We're already arguing about who gets to pay for things. That's what happens when good kids grow up poor and then get money. I already took her credit card out of her purse, and she's lying about how much the hotel costs. 100
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I took an Adderall today so I can actually get shit done, which just means that instead of putting away the laundry, I'm going to try on all my clothes and then reorganize the entire closet. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just wanted to remind y'all that cooking for Ladies Who Brunch is my real life job that I do for real life money and before my shift I enjoy a nice peanut butter, berry jalapeno jelly, pickle, chili crisp, orange slice sandwich. On gluten free bread, oc. And a Fresco, because I'm fucking fancy. 010
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I have an amazing husband. He's so much better than I deserve. There's basically no way God is real because my husband would be married to a billionaire supermodel if there was anybody in charge of things. 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I have a waxing appointment. I'm telling my husband I'm getting my hair done, which is technically true, and then wait for him to tell me my hair looks great. 120
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Throughout all of human history, people would have burned entire empires and sold their own children to attain the true miracle of amoxicillin. But also going to CVS is kind of a pain in the ass. 010
Reposted by Damnit, AmandaBayler-Lugosi @bustronaut.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Joel Dommett - Taskmaster Series 21 0266
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I wrote a review on VRBO that I felt unsafe staying in the property and now my YT feed is full of self defense and psychological manipulation videos 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I just met a woman who brings all her cardboard boxes to the Humane Society for the cats to sit in. 010
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Got a pill box and finally have a use for the stickers I've had forever 020
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I ugly cried for the entirety of the final four Colbert episodes. What a brilliant, kind, empathetic, generous, joyous, and talented man. A national treasure. Ellison and Trump are cowards who deserve every bit of derision he served them and more. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I had more books than shelves and my husband had more pokemon cards than binders, so we both rectified our lack of storage and spent the day arranging our respective joys into rows and columns and admiring the results. 030
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Uninstalled Rocket Money after it told me how spoiled my dog is. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My husband is insisting that middle schoolers are more likely to know Sweet Caroline than Seven Nation Army. Y'all. 010
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Not trying to be controversial or anything, but I fully support kicking the absolute shit out of people who throw rocks at animals. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...surfer.comTourist Beat Up for Monk Seal Attack in Hawaii, Faces $50k Fine (Video)A visitor hurls a rock at Lani the Hawaiian monk seal on Maui, sparks an on-the-spot beatdown and now faces serious federal penalties. 000
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My favorite hobby is walking around the house trying to find a singular pair of reading glasses that I buy in bulk. 230
Damnit, Amanda @damnitamanda.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I asked my mom if she had any mother's day plans and she said, "No, Dad has malaria and I'm going furniture shopping tomorrow" Anyway, enjoy your normal, socially stable families. 220