Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 6hWalking up to a woman at the bar like, " I remember you said you had a lot of human teeth and small animal bones." 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 6hRealizing the joke is awkward but pushing through because just dropping it would be more weird than owning it. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 7hNi No Kuni II: the rat girls stage a coup against the cat girls and the president of the USA intervenes on the side of cat girls 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Isaias is not hard to pronounce and people being performative, and stupid about it deserve to have the ocean claim them 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you try (and fail) several times to fix the spelling on a word when the spell check tells you it is wrong or can you accept help when you need it? 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Italian woman just pronounced focus like "fuck-yoos" 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just trauma dumped on a cis man because I have an important appointment tomorrow and needed that shit out. 030
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Straight (?) friend is telling me about how the gay rugby team played "slut house" in Australia recently. He's very proud his friend won. 001
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Screaming alone in my apartment before composing a slack message: I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT! 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just texting my lawyer to meet and get some paperwork. Told him I'd meet at a bar and he responded "lush" 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got into a Lyft this morning and the guy was listening to a smooth R&B song about a guy thirsting after someone on instagram. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Guy on a webinar I am in just muttered "fuck me" under his breath. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every time I feel attracted to a man it feels like something done to me, against my will 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Convinced my friend Mike, who became bisexual after seeing Matt Damon in the Odyssey, to watch I Saw The TV Glow. I am a scientist doing experiments. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It'd be pretty funny if Sheeran got his stadium shows canceled due to low attendance. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore was in the Incarcerated Youth program at Evergreen. Ed Sheeran was in the Movie Yesterday. All of this was obvious years ago. 020
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026All I'm getting is that blue hair with fangs is hot. 1170
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I thought this was in reference to a specific, alarming interaction then remembered politics. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I call someone "Babe" it means they're an idiot. If I call someone "Baby" it means I have affection for them but also they're an idiot. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People who abbreviate Charlotte as CLT need to understand that I am a child. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trying not to think about how many ants I just ate while enjoying a muffin outside. 100
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My secret? I always need to pee just a little bit. 011
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Meta is still playing the AI commercial set to Five Years by David Bowie. 020
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am not your personal assistant. I am not anyone's assistant. I am not even of assistance to myself. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Typing "bitch, what did I just say?" Deleting that. Typing "I don't know how to be more clear" send. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When I say a thing is a thing it is that thing and nothing more or less than that thing. Asking me for the 40th time if it is that thing will not change anything. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Going to start "They/Them"ing cis people, but only if they start it. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sitting at the bar reading a romance while my friends do fantasy football. Throwing out suggestions like, "Draft Nolan Ryan" to be helpful 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Another service has replaced the search function in their knowledgebase with an AI agent that doesn't search the knowledgebase but instead defines the terms you're trying to search. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Camp Miasma was great but the post credit scene teasing a connection to the MCU was weird. 020
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This artist has a couple instillations in Brooklyn as well. I love them. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So the back half of that movie was a sex fantasy while Gillian Anderson fingered her with those acrylics, right? 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So aggressively turned off by a scene in an audiobook I was listening to earlier that it's fucked my whole shit up. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The barista who yells at me when I don't bring my reusable mug yelled at me for not seeing Camp Miasma yet. 010
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love to wear a sweater but hate the weather conditions that make sweaters bearable. 000
Damn 🏳️⚧️ Fine @damnfine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The Amazon algorithm has just suggested protein shakes, a selection of sapphic fiction, and a biography of Clarence Thomas. 000
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Reposted by Damn 🏳️⚧️ FineEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107113228
![A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets
My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3vj3sznbplg35cnfx4dtvss/bafkreig2ukd3sswlxg2g3py5t23jjs6dzdizqk67wuw7ddrdv6wgrgbjpi)
