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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌

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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thanks Chris!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thank you so much 💕
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
We had one kerfuffle in the lobby of our building and the whole campus had to undergo de-escalation and intervention training. Meanwhile, ICE is shooting American citizens in the head with no repercussions.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hi buddy 💕 hope all is well!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter…
An X user named Philly MAGA said, “Eat a bag of dicks Pig!” And Dammit Bits responded with, “I happen to love dicks, so.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is Lady. She was my dad’s and I took her when he died.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Fawn pit bull on a couch with a blanket and the words Happy New Year
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year 🥳
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Cheers!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Thanks Chris! Happy New Year!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Tomorrow night I am going to have a spectacular dinner alone, followed by a hotel jacuzzi tub with caviar, uni, and a bottle of 2015 Veuve Clicquot. I. Am. Excited.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
That is bitchin!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m taking a ceramics class this Spring! What should I make? It’s hand-building, not wheel-thrown.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
12 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River ♥️
A small dog sitting on the bow of a boat on a river with a rock formation in the background.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don’t go on here much lately.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m sure it was oral. The dog on her. Dogs can’t consent so it’s sexual assault. And totally disgusting.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
LMFAOOOOO
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If you say you live freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone then what you really love is privilege
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It would be funny to have a George Floyd vigil across the street. It’s his birthday today, too!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
SKIMS is selling merkins.
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a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Currently ♥️
Legs in a bubble bath with a bed in the background.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
He’s my old man ♥️
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Enjoying the cool evening💖
A shih tzu mix standing by a pool with a person’s legs and feet in the picture.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
😆😆😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It was phenomenal!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you see this, post a concert pic you took. The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
Looking at a concert stage. Lots of laser lights and confetti. Man on stage is holding metallic balloons that spell out “fuck yeah Santa Barbara.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Looks delicious!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hello from Lady ♥️
Fawn pitbull looking up at the camera and smiling
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
He received the Presidential Citizens Medal, the Army Distinguished Public Service Award, and the Congressional Gold Medal.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
Eugene Goodman
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No. It was a guy named Steve. I’ll miss his cooking and fishing posts!
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk. Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
OMG 😆
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Excuse me Walmart?
Charcuterie board shaped like a dick and balls
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
That looks amazing!
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