𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/01/2026We had one kerfuffle in the lobby of our building and the whole campus had to undergo de-escalation and intervention training. Meanwhile, ICE is shooting American citizens in the head with no repercussions. 0161
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter… 1150
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/01/2026This is Lady. She was my dad’s and I took her when he died. 110
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Tomorrow night I am going to have a spectacular dinner alone, followed by a hotel jacuzzi tub with caviar, uni, and a bottle of 2015 Veuve Clicquot. I. Am. Excited. 2180
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I’m taking a ceramics class this Spring! What should I make? It’s hand-building, not wheel-thrown. 2151
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 29/11/202512 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River ♥️ 0220
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.” 2263
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude. 1172
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2025People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem? 4230
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I’m sure it was oral. The dog on her. Dogs can’t consent so it’s sexual assault. And totally disgusting. 010
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t. 2261
Reposted by 𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume. 27323
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It would be funny to have a George Floyd vigil across the street. It’s his birthday today, too! 010
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/10/2025SKIMS is selling merkins.media.tenor.coma woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus . 1152
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail. 0231
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If you see this, post a concert pic you took. The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉 6170
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me. 0190
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood. 1202
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/09/202510:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline. 1110
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/09/2025He received the Presidential Citizens Medal, the Army Distinguished Public Service Award, and the Congressional Gold Medal. 000
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.” 1373
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯 11499115
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025No. It was a guy named Steve. I’ll miss his cooking and fishing posts! 000
𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk. Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead. 6412