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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter…
An X user named Philly MAGA said, “Eat a bag of dicks Pig!” And Dammit Bits responded with, “I happen to love dicks, so.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Fawn pit bull on a couch with a blanket and the words Happy New Year
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
12 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River ♥️
A small dog sitting on the bow of a boat on a river with a rock formation in the background.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If you say you live freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone then what you really love is privilege
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Currently ♥️
Legs in a bubble bath with a bed in the background.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Enjoying the cool evening💖
A shih tzu mix standing by a pool with a person’s legs and feet in the picture.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you see this, post a concert pic you took. The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
Looking at a concert stage. Lots of laser lights and confetti. Man on stage is holding metallic balloons that spell out “fuck yeah Santa Barbara.”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hello from Lady ♥️
Fawn pitbull looking up at the camera and smiling
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
Eugene Goodman
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Excuse me Walmart?
Charcuterie board shaped like a dick and balls
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Dinner is 7 different cheeses and a few slices of iberico jamon. Paper plate because I’m classy.
Cheeses and meat on a paper plate
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I’m in love ♥️
Fawn pit bull by a pool
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Today’s meal. Omaha Steak burger. Medium. Brioche sesame bun. Habanero Jack cheese. Horseradish mustard. Would have been better if I had thawed and seasoned it first and not overcooked it slightly. I like a little more pink. You?
A burgerA burger with a few bites taken out
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The finished product. The inside was still pink and it was so damn juicy!
A cheeseburger with two patties
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
2 Kansas City Steaks steak burgers. They smell so good! Going to melt habanero jack cheese on them.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Missing cat poster on a pole. Have you seen your cat? Here’s mine now I love him.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I overcooked the steak but it was still tender and juicy!
A plate with mushrooms, broccoli, and steak
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Getting started…
Mushrooms sautéing in a panA raw steak with salt and pepper
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My dad had a bunch of Omaha steaks and burgers in his freezer when he died so I took them. Defrosted this baby and going to cook it up tomorrow. Thanks dad!
Uncooked steak
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I haven’t shaved my legs in 2 years.
Legs underwater
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Lady has no interest in getting in the pool.
Fawn pit bull
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Silly Lady was outside barking so I got up to see what’s going on… She’s barking at her reflection in the sliding glass door.
Fawn pit bull
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Lady says hello 💕
Fawn pit bull
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Current status: Both dogs are on the couch with me. A little progress🙏
Dogs on a couch
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Look who’s curled up on the couch next to me and starting to nap ♥️
Fawn pit bull curled up on the couch
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
She’s nuzzling in my arm ♥️
Dog nuzzling
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Can anyone else help right now? The dog will cost some money to get out of the pound. If they charge us the impound fee it will be $180 for 10 days. They’ll also charge for the microchip, vaxxes, and license. I already spent this money on the collar and harness. Links in bio🙏
Venmo donation of $50 toward “pup supplies”
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
No one can take my dad’s pit bull, Lady. And a potential adopter disappeared. Decided I’m going to take her in. My BIL is going to come over and install a larger dog door. Look at her. She looks so sad and confused and scared in her pound pic. I can’t let her die too. She’s a good girl🥹♥️
Fawn pit bull at an animal shelter
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Most brutal sign yet?
Protester holding a sign that says fucking America because he can’t fuck his daughter
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Me in this depressive episode
Rainbow Brite saying you’ll be fine ho
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This was 10 years ago ♥️
Two dogs sleeping on the pavement
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sourdough toast. One large, smashed haas avocado. Three organic eggs from free range, pasture raised chickens. A little Tapatio. So fucking good!
Avocado toast with scrambled eggs and hot sauce on top
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This is much better than the lime margarita one.
Recess zero proof Island Spritz craft mocktail
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’ve been craving Sloppy Joes. Bought supplies and made them. Not as good as I remember. I should’ve used the seasoning packet instead of Manwich. The sauce is a bit too sweet.
Sloppy Joe
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This really tastes like it could be a cocktail. It’s delicious. I don’t know WTF adaptogens are though 🤔
Non alcoholic agave cocktail. Parch. Spiced Piñarita.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This tastes like a tequila mixer.
Bawi Sparkling Agua Fresca - El Limón
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The key is using peanut butter with no added sugars. The bananas and hot honey provide just enough sweetness. Paired with the tang of the sourdough🤌
Toasted sourdough with crunchy peanut butter, bananas, and hot honey
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I skipped the hot sauce and went with a little salt and black pepper.
Avocado toast with scrambled eggs on top
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Now in my pipe:
Label on a 28 gram bag of cannabis called Cadillac RainbowsCadillac Rainbows buds
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Every day is a good day for avocado toast 😋
Avocado toast
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Who else eats breakfast at night?
Scrambled eggs with Tapatio and black pepper. Sourdough toast.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What are you wearing to BlueSky prom?
Carrie in a bloody prom dress
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sourdough toast Sugar free peanut butter Organic banana Hot honey drizzle Perfection!
Sourdough toast
Sugar free peanut butter
Organic banana
Hot honey drizzle
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the Fourth Be With You!
My dog, Phuglee, dressed up like Darth Vader.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My roses that I don’t take care of in any way shape or form are in bloom 😍
Hot pink roseLavender rose
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This never gets old 😋
Avocado toast
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Fruit salad: cucumber, cherry tomatoes, orange bell pepper, and avocado with champagne vinaigrette.
Fruit salad
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Stole this from a friend.
Society is probably on the verge of total collapse so we might as well make out
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Took my 4th shot of Mounjaro this morning. I will be weighed on Friday at my doctor’s appointment and see if I’ve lost anything. Today’s breakfast is 2 bananas and I’m going to nurse this kombucha until lunch. Trying to make better choices. I used to eat a garlic bagel with extra cream cheese.
Synergy kombucha in Peach Paradise. Two bottles of water. Two bananas.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
These always strike panic in me that it’s the Big One. Didn’t feel a thing here 🙏
Emergency alert. Earthquake detected! Drop, Cover, Hold On. Protect Yourself. -USGS ShakeAlert
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