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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott

@damiott.bsky.social
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AY-mee-ott. He/Him Satirist and freelance proofreader. Southern California. Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here: www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-f…

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 6h
I read this at least five times before I ever read the comics. It's an incredible and candid look behind the scenes of one of the biggest comics debacles of the 90s. If you want to REALLY see all the pressures that affect creative works, read this. You'll come away with new respect for the process
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 2h
Senator Robert Loggia: "You were at a basketball game in Atlanta where the Warriors played the HAWKS!!!" (Sorry, this is a little bit over the top...)
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 2h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never been to Portland, Oregon? [JACK SMITH]: Yes, that's correct. [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this text from your chief of staff wishing you a safe trip to Portland! [SMITH]: That was Portland, Maine.
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 3h
We may or may not be headed into a massive job crisis due to AI but please do not promote any articles on this (or any other subject!) that use McKinsey Consulting as their primary source. They make Satan’s spin doctors look like cuddly do-gooders.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 9h
Tomorrow night is the California Governor debate! I am confident that I will not need to accuse either candidate of stealing Katie Porter's ideas!
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Question for my friends who are more well-versed in DC comics than me: Has there ever been a story where Poison Ivy tried to kill the Joker? Not to remove him as a rival for Harley's affections necessarily, but because she believed he is a threat to Harley's well-being? -February 18, 2020
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Think of how different TMNT comics would be if Leo went by the nickname "Nardo" instead. -October 7, 2017
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Has DC Comics ever done as Elseworlds story where Oswald Cobblepot conquers the world? Called it "Emperor Penguin"? 'Cause I think that idea has potential... -April 5, 2022
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 22h
I remember reading THE PICKWICK PAPERS in college and being utterly revolted by the concept of "debtors prison". I thought "Thank goodness we don't have that here in America!"
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 22h
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Gorgo Carry On Cowboy Confessions of a Driving Instructor Rashomon
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 22h
What do we fans of THE GREAT NORTH call ourselves? It's gotta be "Lone Moosers", right? 'Cause we're Lone Moosers from our heads to our caboosers?
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Dustin Volz @dustinvolz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New: FBI in internal memo says it believes ShinyHunters may have stolen private data on all employees. Fears of longterm consequences of breach magnify as hackers threaten to leak everything online by end of Tuesday. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Embarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its Employees (Gift Article)
In an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 23h
Butternut Squash? BETTER NOT, JOSH!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My thought, re: the Iowa steel mill. Iowa is a landlocked state. It's also not a state with a lot of mineral deposits. It has some carbon, granted, but all of the iron ore needed to make steel will need to be transported in over land, and the refined steel will then need to be transported out...
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Can any of these books tell me who killed the chauffeur?"
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have way too many stress dreams about my childhood paper route. Like, I acknowledge that I was not good at it. It's still unfair for my subconscious to keep punishing me after 35 years.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I'll share this...
Star Wars 3.75" Vintage Collection action figure 4-pack Mandalorian Shriek-Hawk with a Ross price tag of $25
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Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @asmpilarschiavo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bringing state resources home and delivering for our community! These wins are about making sure our tax dollars come back to our communities and help address the real challenges families are facing every day. #CAleg
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"But Katie Porter was rude to a staffer once!"
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you'll bear with me, I'm going to conduct an experiment. Some you will understand. I need to hire I want to hire I am hiring Now, we wait...
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the same guy who decided that every struggling sitcom on NBC in 1997 needed a femme fatale. @sprockey.bsky.social
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another super weird shoe has dropped futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Played by Michael Bell, the voice on Duke on G.I.Joe.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody is saying that Jonah is their favorite... 😄
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mcbastard2000 @mcbastard2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout Factory Sale! amzn.to/4yimXCl #ad
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
OK, so now I had to cast "Assassins" with the members of The State. Balladeer - Lennon Booth - Showalter Guiteau - Garant Hinckley - Black Squeaky - Kenney Zengara - LoTruglio Byck - Marino Moore - Wain Oswald - Holoubek Czolgosz - Jann Proprietor - Allison
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What, me? Oh, I'm just sitting here thinking about how when Davy Jones and Jerry Reed were guest stars on "Scooby-Doo" they recorded songs, but when Cass Elliott and Sonny & Cher were guest stars on "Scooby-Doo" they DIDN'T record songs... -July 30, 2022
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A couple of things- Ramaswamy is a slimeball, to be sure. Implying that his financial disclosure from 3 years ago showing investments in companies "affiliated with" data centers means that he currently has investments in data centers is weaselly. He either does or he doesn't. Find out.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a little disappointed that Dr. Amy Acton and Sherrod Brown have not agreed to debates in their races for Ohio Governor and Senator, respectively. @amyactonoh.bsky.social @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social
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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He WISHES he had Dukat’s charisma. Smarmy, insincere, patronizing…. He’s a Weyoun if there ever was one
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Hope For The Planet @h4tp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We now have rigorous pooled data showing that even without active restoration efforts, cleared rainforest can rebound to 75% of their former species composition and 90% of species diversity within just thirty years. #goodnews
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Rainforest biodiversity rebounds within a single generation | The Optimist Daily
A major Ecuador study finds cleared rainforests can recover 90 percent of their species diversity in just 30 years, as long as humans leave the land alone.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What, me? I'm just sitting here thinking about how in the movie ONE CRAZY SUMMER a character has to use his basketball skills to win a boat race.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, I might as well promote my custom version of 6" Classified Sgt. Slaughter in mail-away colors. ebay.io/m/4Q2ANy
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Custom G.I. Joe 6" loose Classified Sgt. Slaughter 1986 mail-away deco wrestler | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Custom G.I. Joe 6" loose Classified Sgt. Slaughter 1986 mail-away deco wrestler at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm listening to a comics podcast where they keep pronouncing the name of the X-Men villain Mesmero as "mez-MEER-oh".
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel praises evil. Peter Thiel hates democracy. Peter Thiel founded Palantir. Peter Thiel owns JD Vance. Peter Thiel is the most powerful billionaire in the United States. Peter Thiel can’t stop talking about the “Antichrist.” Find out why. Read “The Nerd Reich”
Perfect with photos of teal and Judy Vance. Quote from Peter Teal if you’re evil, you’re actually kind of good because at least you’re getting something done.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a mistake in the alt text. She's dressed as Chun Li from STREET FIGHTER, not Cammy. I apologize for the error.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I've been in the city for 30 years, and I've never once regretted being a nasty, greedy, cold-hearted, avaricious money-grubber... eh, Conservative!"
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sam Kimbrel @skimbrel.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
spent an hour catching up on what we're gonna be voting on here in six weeks and it's like California's Worst Hits
"Now That's What I Call Music" cover meme reading "Now That's What I Call A Shitty Ballot Measure"
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wishing a happy birthday to my gorgeous and beguiling cosplayer friend Alina Masquerade. It's been too long since we've seen each other! @alinamasquerade.bsky.social
Cosplayer Alina Masquerade dressed as Cammy from STREET FIGHTER with her big grin, big eyes, and big round fake boobs on display. With Dave Amiott dressed as Weird Al
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm watching the 4K of the 1987 MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, which led me to look it up on Wikipedia and that's how I learned that screenwriter David Odell died just about a month ago. He also wrote for THE MUPPET SHOW, THE DARK CRYSTAL and SUPERGIRL
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK, I don't see why this should be confusing. If I say "Please turn the air conditioner down", that means I'm too cold. If I say "Please turn the temperature down", that means I'm too hot.
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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jamesrenner.bsky.social
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia.
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