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Rowan

@dalzell.bsky.social
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Library worker, crafter, here for whatever brings my tiny animal heart some joy. They/them

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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 5h
Gen sounded *incredible*, there were simulated sex acts galore, it was a fucking blast!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 8h
In closing, this is a huge change for people who collect and shoot recreationally. But in terms of gun violence, it won't make things better but I doubt it will make anything worse.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 9h
Ooooooooh I got Chris to put on makeup!!! Black Honey ftw!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 9h
Our orange girl cat would literally climb inside my husband's skin if she could
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 15h
It's Chris's "congratulations for getting through radiation!" present!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 15h
Tonight we're going to see the Genitorturers and I am spending the day accepting the fact that I have nothing really good to wear. I shall be the tubby guy standing toward the back, and that's okay!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 15h
Damn, that dress super suits you!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 15h
Jess, I swear to you on a stack of Bibles, this never once occurred to me
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mid hatfield @midhatfield.bsky.social · 21h
It doesn't matter if they are "tricked". Their actions prove who they are.. Period. If you profess bigotry, which this is, you're a bigot. Full stop. Dems who are anti trans bigots are bigots by THEIR OWN volition. They can fix their hearts or die.
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mid hatfield @midhatfield.bsky.social · 20h
This is literally how cults work. Like, on a mechanical level, this is cult operations 101.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 17h
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate this, am I seriously supposed to watch an Ohio team during the postseason??
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I texted my dad and as always, this wasn't a great decision. At least I know more about the family history of seizures/not epilepsy, I guess.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who's your favorite actor wrong answer it's Mark Rylance
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha suck it up bitch people love youuuu!!!!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, that Alix Harrow book hangover is real. Can't I just read it again for the first time??
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PLEASE wrestle my actual HOA president, he badly needs to be shut down by someone he can't just shout over
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm officially middle-aged, I'm contractually obligated to still like my high school faves
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My husband had to have radiation treatment for a month and was let go like a week before. They covered COBRA to the end of December and y'all the resentment I feel about the gratitude that he got to have his cancer treatment...
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Blazing Fireball Hell Hole
Alt: Blazing Fireball Hell Hole
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anna's ginger thins are my favorite cookie. It's taken 44 years to come to a decision on this.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry Lillian. I hate those days.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's an acronym among ADHDers: ICNU Interest, Challenge, Novelty, Urgency Guess what October's full of!!!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to the insanity over ratings there, if I enjoyed a book, it gets 5 stars. If I didn't like it at all oops I forgot to rate it. It's not a good solution but it's what I have.
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 06/10/2026
♪ Come join the Skydance Brothers and the Skydance Sister, Dot ♪
Wakko, Yakko, and Dot.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This article is fantastic and helped me figure out why the term Black excellence rang a little weird to me. God, I can't wait to read more articles about this show--also, I know Aaron Pierre was intentional as hell in John saying 'ax' and I wanna know everything--bc Aaron had John have *his* reas-
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like the unexpected depth about queerness, and the people taking care of each other
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cat Sebastian because I've read them all multiple times lol
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He liked it! It was honestly way better than I remembered, and I never clocked that the jerk tries to get Baby to read the Fountainhead, which is perfect.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I've never seen a tuxedo look this sweaty and sexy!"
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It turns out Chris has never seen Dirty Dancing so we're watching that right the fuck now
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scary Movies I watched, October 26: The Fog - Fine, not very scary, but Jamie Lee is so natural, it's ridiculous The Thing - I've seen it a few times and am always amazed at how good the effects are.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do people tell? Like, how do you tell if something was a miss or intended to be a ball?
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What does stuff mean? I've been assuming googling would give me 5 wrong answers, these days
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had recurring nightmares of Pennywise for years, until a series of 3 where I beat him. I was good for years and then had one like he was testing if he could come back. I was like "Nope, we did this, I'm good" and I stg he got grumpy about it and went away. My brain, man.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We didn't watch scary movies at home. Around eleven I saw the 90s IT at a friend's house and at one point somebody looked at me and goes, "You're actually shaking!" Not even mocking, just like 'whoa, people really do that" I rode my bike home as far from every sewer grate as I could get.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was incredible, this series is a blast!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That one of the most exciting ends to a baseball game I've seen yet--Brewers fans are WILD man
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahaha! My youngest sibling and I sometimes have to check if a little kid picture is me or her--her hair was more white blonde, but sometimes it's hard to tell!
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And with my face blindness it's all very "the fireys in Labyrinth switching heads around"
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's ad rock and Mike d I get confused about most, but also I'm playing pin the name on the bboy with three options 🤷🏼
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I highly recommend Duluth trading company boxers, if you're a boxers person. I've got the armachillo and part wool ones, and they've held up great for years now. I assume the other styles are also good but haven't tried them.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been listening to the Beastie Boys for most of my life and I still can't tell them apart
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perfect
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A coach finds a phone on the field and hands it to the Head Referee. Ref: How did you know it was my phone? Coach: It says you missed 15 calls.
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They are roaring for singles like it'll win them the world series, it's incredible
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the one hand, I guess it speaks to how completely I've left that world But on the other I had absolutely no idea my favorite wrestler of all time was back 😔
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Rowan @dalzell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus Christ I love this cat. I'd do absolutely anything for her.
An orange cat lit by tv glow, with her cheek leaned into a red socked foot. Her arm is hanging insouciantly off the edge of the ottoman
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