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Dale McDowell

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Nobody should die from dehydration, starvation, exposure to the elements, or lack of medical care due to inaction on the part of the government. he/him

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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 23h
Reminds me of the scene in Love at First Bite when Dr. Rosenberg shoots Dracula with "Three silver bullets, right through the heart." Dracula replies, "No, that is a werewolf." While getting arrested, Dr. R says "It's okay everybody. He's okay; He's a vampire!"
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner think the way to negotiate with these barbarians is to offer them business deals.
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 29/09/2026
Newfoundland Puffin Tour Update! Join me to experience these wonderful birds (plus whales) up close and personal next July in Newfoundland! #photography #birds #puffins #canada
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The puffins don't care about your schedule, but the tour operator does
Newfoundland Puffin Tour Update
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Rey kills Sith Lord Jar Jar Binks, I'm okay with this new trilogy.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Wallbangers
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lynette Skynerd
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, it's not. Mamdami has installed loudspeakers all over the city playing "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" all day.
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 24/09/2026
I've been shooting in the South Dakota badlands since 2011... this is one of the best evenings I've had here in over a decade
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spaceballs: The 500 best meatball recipes from across the galaxy
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop calling it a climate problem. Call it what it is: organized greed. The planet isn’t dying. It’s being killed for profit. The killers have names. And boardrooms. #ClimateJustice #StopEcocide
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have to say, I moved away from Chrome and started using Waterfox. Without the AI push on everything, it's much faster. I'm not a fan of Firefox, but Waterfox, I could get behind.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They should serve ice cream at the RNC. Nobody will get brain freeze.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See, you are an artist if you--YOU--cancel your tour to stand up for other artists who are being silenced. You're not an artist if you watch your tour being shut down because you offered a half-assed apology because you're "non political".
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To the tune of "Green Door" One day, while the Pope was just praying Guys came up, listen what they were saying Green Orb, it's a gift and now the thing is staying
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh great. Here comes another Dan Brown novel.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Betting apps are the data centers of the Internet: wasteful, destructive parasites that ruin people's lives and contribute nothing worthwhile to society at large.
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐑 We hate to ask, but we need help! 🐴 Please could you help the survival of our not-for-profit animal sanctuary? We need to raise £8554. We’re struggling under the weight of hay deliveries, vet fees & escalating care costs: gofund.me/05e5b9f47 Please SHARE to find help 💚 #rescueanimals
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now it's the soap too? FFS
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Has anybody seen Mitch McConnell and the House of Representatives at the same time? Are you sure they aren't the same entity?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now do Texas. "All your problems can't be fixed until after the election. True, we've been in absolute power for 30 years now, and have offered no solutions up to now, but if you let us abuse trans kids, we'll fix everything, I promise."
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"No no, baby. My ex didn't go with me TO the club. She brought me home FROM the club when I was drunk. It's totally different."
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HEB Execs, after spending hundreds of thousands on long ad video showing their corporate sponsorship of the Dallas Cowboys: They're going to win at least one game this year, right?
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please could you help the survival of our not-for-profit animal sanctuary? We’re struggling under the weight of hay deliveries, vet fees & escalating care costs Could you help us raise £8945? Please help us if you can: gofund.me/05e5b9f47 Please SHARE! 💚 #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Natalie Harp, who is playing First Lady in Season 2, in Trump’s Turd Reich, is greeted by the president of Ireland.
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JUMP Math @jumpmath.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shana Tova! As Rosh Hashanah welcomes the new year, we extend our wishes for health, happiness, and success to all those celebrating! #RoshHashanah
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LA Guettler is not feeling very clever @laguettler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FINE I WILL
Dolly Parton edited to look like she's holding Red Darkling and Bonkpocalypse. Text says 

Things You'll Never See
Because holy shit these are NOT for kids
Seriously DO NOT read these to children 
It would make Dolly SO SAD
Definitely read them yourself though!Tim Curry in a promo shot for Rocky Horror Picture Show. His tattoo is covered up by the Meaty Noodle logo of a space woman in red latex straddling a phallic "noodle "

Text says
Can You Imagine!?
Yes, actually. I totally can.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey remember back when they rode Tim Walz' ass for claiming he was in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square massacre?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
whispered in Khan's voice (From Wrath of Khan) buried alive... buried alive....
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William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
ALT: William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't use AI for anything; at leat not actively. Some of the programs I use for work, however, do have built-in AI, and I've noticed that my computer has a LOT of slowdown and freezes that it never had before. AI is killing my productivity.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(from The Malloreon, book 3: Demon Lord of Karanda) They rode that afternoon into a dead wasteland: a region foul and reeking, where white snags poked the skeleton-like fingers of their limbs imploringly at a dark, roiling sky and where dank ponds of oily, stagnant water exuded the reek of decay.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As stated elsewhere, when one person says it's raining outside, and one person says the sun shining, the report's job isn't to quote both of them as equally valid; it's to go look out the window and report the facts.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have to say I’m really enjoying the “fuck Johnny Depp’s new Scrooge movie” side of bluesky today, what a pop culture moment uniquely suited to bring us all together
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When was the last time we had AI generated proof of life of Mitch McConnell? Americans demand answers! We must know that AI thinks he's still alive!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I love story sings because I've always loved books."
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Dolly Parton - I love story songs because I've always loved...
"I love story songs because I've always loved..." - Dolly Parton quotes from BrainyQuote.com
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Movie or perhaps TV series idea: Zomb-Bee Keeper Starts with somebody going out to "inform the bees" their keeper has died, but the keeper comes out of the ground. Anyway, which director will read my screenplay?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is looking for a fight he can win, and (unsurprisingingly) can't find one.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Independence Day to Ukraine! Слава Україні 💙💛💪🔵🟨💪💙💛
Ukraine skyline
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LA Guettler is not feeling very clever @laguettler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My best ad ever. If you think this is funny, you'll like my books. Promise. www.laguettler.com
An aggressively ugly and bad ad for my books: Red Darkling,Bonkpocalypse, and Vacation on Planet Glor. 

It says I am good at marketing my fuckin books. You can buy them! Today! Or tomorrow!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I agree. Phobias are innate. People who have arachnophobia are viscerally afraid of spiders. Homophobia and transphobia are acquired hatreds / rages.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One thing I use to judge all programs is "How long from when I activate the app until I get to do what I want to do?" Too many computer programs -- and TV programs for that matter -- have too much filler. First time, perhaps. But after that, cut the crap and get to it.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NEWS FLASH JD Vance to resign; replaced by Mitch McConnell. Then Trump will resign and Mitch will become the 48th president. Everybody around the world: Finally! Some peace and quiet around here.
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bluesky, we need your help! Please SHARE this post, to find those who’re able to support ✨ Please could you help us reach 30% of our goal by September 1st? 🤞 We’re trying to raise funds for hay & vets before we reach winter: gofund.me/f01523d18 Thank you so much 💚 #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: I tried so hard, and got so far
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Their best defense against the growing challenge from the left would be simply to meet the moment and act more aggressively against Trump. If they just did that, half the energy behind DSA challenges would dissipate and they'd be safe. But no, they'd rather punch left in a panic.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Washington looks angry at us for allowing this to happen. Much like the photo of Obama and Trump during Obama's last days.
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aliciablackgirl2.bsky.social @aliciablackgirl2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Q - How can you easily identify a Trump supporter? A - They're wearing a red hat, waving a white flag, and still waiting for the reflecting pool to turn blue.
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loudjessica.bsky.social @loudjessica.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
74% of republicans still agree with adding 5 trillion more debt to America. Dont ever let any maga Epstein PDFs complain or ever say anything about the national debt ever again. F maga! Maga is the biggest scam in American History.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kat Abu has to hide her boyfriend in a catering cart whenever the media approaches.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He couldn't sell water, steak, wine, or chocolate in the USA. Now you're telling me he can't sell lies, either?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Another day, another Taylor Farms recall. Hot microbe summer continues at Taylor!
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