Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 17mHe was also known for being good at sex in a sailboat, leading women to talk about the "Motion in the ocean" 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 23mConsidering I was just thinking about this song today, I have to concur. Favorite song from a full-length animated film. 010
Reposted by Dale McDowellSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12hIf you enjoy this comic, I'm doing a limited run of signed prints for one week! sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com/pages/spooky...sarahandersencomics.myshopify.comSpooky prints for spooky peopleThis Halloween season, spruce up your walls with a collection of newly colored comics celebrating the spookier sides of life. 142456
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 10hSurprisingly, nothing. I alternate back and forth between a few activities that all need doing and can all be done in small steps. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 16hMost people (who do so) create jobs on their way to becoming billionaires; once they reach that state, they rarely continue creating jobs. Tax them out of existence. 011
Reposted by Dale McDowellMini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 17hHello, we’re Mini Motley Sanctuary, a safe haven for animals we’ve rescued from slaughter and trauma, and a not-for-profit CIC 🐑🐴 Please consider a donation, however small, if you can: gofund.me/ac983d685 Help is always hugely appreciated! Thank you 💚 #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary #animalsgofund.meDonate to Sanctuary Winter Survival, organized by Anna Louise WalterMini Motley Sanctuary is a safe haven for animals rescued from slaughter & traumatic begi… Anna Louise Walter needs your support for Sanctuary Winter Survival 12718
Reposted by Dale McDowellshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23hcan i get an AMEN from the congregation bc this man is preaching 32987205
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Welp. I've discovered my totally useless superpower is to be able to read text in dreams. 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wrote a ghost story based on the premise of "you can't take it with you" awhile back. Now I'm considering an afterlife with "you must take it with you"... where people who die billionaires are laden with carrying around all this gold while they watch poor people running free... forever. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Apparently, your brain disagrees with you. Which is a bit odd, don't you think? Shouldn't you be able to tell your brain that you don't want this, since your brain is also you? 000
Reposted by Dale McDowellHey Carrie Ann @badmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Absolutely worth the minute and a half of your time to listen to. As someone from one of those places who is now in a city, I don't think I've ever heard this stated so plainly. 021
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You have to admit the "persuade" / "suede" combo is a nifty pun. 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Normally we just have "bar and grill" places in the USA. "Bar and hurt" is a new one to me. Kids these days. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can't use <i> now? That <cite> pisses me off</cite>! 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Y'all have engineered some great puns in this thread. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've never fallen for dammit. This one. This is the first. 020
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is so bad. It looks like AI generated propaganda made by the left to make him look like an unsufferable twit, but it's not AI at all; it's real life. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I still haven't found a reliable source... eh, meter's off 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rogue owls are bad; bard owls are okay; but seriously watch out for barbarian owls. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What's he going to do, build launch pads in their countries and try to launch his rockets from them, and when they blow up, call it a victory? 020
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026CHARLI XCX IS THE BEST SINGER-SINGWRITER. SHE SHOUDL BE THE BILLIONAIRE, NOT THAT TAYLOR BEEEYOTCH!!!1111 120
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What I love about these comics is not just the demented humor -- of which there is a lot -- or the relatable humor -- also a lot -- but the occasional truly heart-warming comics that hit you in the feels. Right in the goddamn feels. 000
Reposted by Dale McDowellRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hispanics working in the USA 👏🏽 48977582266
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula Since Love at First Bite is out, I give you another 70s icon... Blacula! 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shine a light in its eyes and ask, "Where were you the night the butter melted?" 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean, isn't that just a cheese pizza, semi-deconstructed? 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Are you saying this isn't even your final form?! 110
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Boom! Corner Gas outta nowhere!!!static.klipy.comCorner Gas: Hank Yarbo's Dismissive GestureAlt: Corner Gas: Hank Yarbo's Dismissive Gesture 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brett Butt would've had a 10 pm chilidog. #CornerGasAllusions 110
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reminds me of the scene in Love at First Bite when Dr. Rosenberg shoots Dracula with "Three silver bullets, right through the heart." Dracula replies, "No, that is a werewolf." While getting arrested, Dr. R says "It's okay everybody. He's okay; He's a vampire!" 021
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching now. Another marvelous set from JJ. 001
Reposted by Dale McDowellRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Donald Trump, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner think the way to negotiate with these barbarians is to offer them business deals. 18124701065
Reposted by Dale McDowellJason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 29/09/2026Newfoundland Puffin Tour Update! Join me to experience these wonderful birds (plus whales) up close and personal next July in Newfoundland! #photography #birds #puffins #canadaweb.emsnd.netThe puffins don't care about your schedule, but the tour operator doesNewfoundland Puffin Tour Update 1154
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can't retire. You're not 68 or whatever the retirement age is now. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Better not say that in front of Wesley Snipes. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What's the guy moving the car for at the end. Can't he read that sign? It says STOP. 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh sure, somebody who can afford to eat shrimp *twice in one day* would say that. 000
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If Rey kills Sith Lord Jar Jar Binks, I'm okay with this new trilogy. 020
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Leaving the EU was a horrible idea. They really should have checked into that whole "safety in numbers" thing before leading the country off alone. There was as group in Facebook named "Conservatives are Destroying our Future" (USA) and I think it's absolutely the most correct title. 060
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No, it's not. Mamdami has installed loudspeakers all over the city playing "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" all day. 010
Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said. 020