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Dale McDowell

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Nobody should die from dehydration, starvation, exposure to the elements, or lack of medical care due to inaction on the part of the government. he/him

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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 17m
He was also known for being good at sex in a sailboat, leading women to talk about the "Motion in the ocean"
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 23m
Considering I was just thinking about this song today, I have to concur. Favorite song from a full-length animated film.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12h
If you enjoy this comic, I'm doing a limited run of signed prints for one week! sarahandersencomics.myshopify.com/pages/spooky...
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Spooky prints for spooky people
This Halloween season, spruce up your walls with a collection of newly colored comics celebrating the spookier sides of life.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 10h
Surprisingly, nothing. I alternate back and forth between a few activities that all need doing and can all be done in small steps.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 16h
Most people (who do so) create jobs on their way to becoming billionaires; once they reach that state, they rarely continue creating jobs. Tax them out of existence.
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 17h
Hello, we’re Mini Motley Sanctuary, a safe haven for animals we’ve rescued from slaughter and trauma, and a not-for-profit CIC 🐑🐴 Please consider a donation, however small, if you can: gofund.me/ac983d685 Help is always hugely appreciated! Thank you 💚 #rescueanimals #animalsanctuary #animals
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Donate to Sanctuary Winter Survival, organized by Anna Louise Walter
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23h
can i get an AMEN from the congregation bc this man is preaching
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 23h
Two images, side-by-side; they are vertical reflections of one-another, showing a cat curled up in a sink.
Image on the left is captioned "North American Housecat" while the one on the right has the caption "Australian Coriolis Cat"
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp. I've discovered my totally useless superpower is to be able to read text in dreams.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wrote a ghost story based on the premise of "you can't take it with you" awhile back. Now I'm considering an afterlife with "you must take it with you"... where people who die billionaires are laden with carrying around all this gold while they watch poor people running free... forever.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently, your brain disagrees with you. Which is a bit odd, don't you think? Shouldn't you be able to tell your brain that you don't want this, since your brain is also you?
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Hey Carrie Ann @badmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely worth the minute and a half of your time to listen to. As someone from one of those places who is now in a city, I don't think I've ever heard this stated so plainly.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have to admit the "persuade" / "suede" combo is a nifty pun.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normally we just have "bar and grill" places in the USA. "Bar and hurt" is a new one to me. Kids these days.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't use <i> now? That <cite> pisses me off</cite>!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'all have engineered some great puns in this thread.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never fallen for dammit. This one. This is the first.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is so bad. It looks like AI generated propaganda made by the left to make him look like an unsufferable twit, but it's not AI at all; it's real life.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still haven't found a reliable source... eh, meter's off
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rogue owls are bad; bard owls are okay; but seriously watch out for barbarian owls.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well now I need one, obviously.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kayaktivist is my new favorite word.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's he going to do, build launch pads in their countries and try to launch his rockets from them, and when they blow up, call it a victory?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CHARLI XCX IS THE BEST SINGER-SINGWRITER. SHE SHOUDL BE THE BILLIONAIRE, NOT THAT TAYLOR BEEEYOTCH!!!1111
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What I love about these comics is not just the demented humor -- of which there is a lot -- or the relatable humor -- also a lot -- but the occasional truly heart-warming comics that hit you in the feels. Right in the goddamn feels.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hispanics working in the USA 👏🏽
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula Since Love at First Bite is out, I give you another 70s icon... Blacula!
Blacula: a black man in a old-fashioned dark suit coat with a white shirt underneath, standing in an apartment room
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shine a light in its eyes and ask, "Where were you the night the butter melted?"
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, isn't that just a cheese pizza, semi-deconstructed?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you saying this isn't even your final form?!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boom! Corner Gas outta nowhere!!!
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Corner Gas: Hank Yarbo's Dismissive Gesture
Alt: Corner Gas: Hank Yarbo's Dismissive Gesture
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brett Butt would've had a 10 pm chilidog. #CornerGasAllusions
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No rest for the wicked.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminds me of the scene in Love at First Bite when Dr. Rosenberg shoots Dracula with "Three silver bullets, right through the heart." Dracula replies, "No, that is a werewolf." While getting arrested, Dr. R says "It's okay everybody. He's okay; He's a vampire!"
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Del Taco, more absorbant than Bounty!
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching now. Another marvelous set from JJ.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner think the way to negotiate with these barbarians is to offer them business deals.
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 29/09/2026
Newfoundland Puffin Tour Update! Join me to experience these wonderful birds (plus whales) up close and personal next July in Newfoundland! #photography #birds #puffins #canada
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The puffins don't care about your schedule, but the tour operator does
Newfoundland Puffin Tour Update
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reserve some art for the topping.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't retire. You're not 68 or whatever the retirement age is now.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Better not say that in front of Wesley Snipes.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the guy moving the car for at the end. Can't he read that sign? It says STOP.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So you never got into the groove?
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh sure, somebody who can afford to eat shrimp *twice in one day* would say that.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Rey kills Sith Lord Jar Jar Binks, I'm okay with this new trilogy.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Wallbangers
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lynette Skynerd
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leaving the EU was a horrible idea. They really should have checked into that whole "safety in numbers" thing before leading the country off alone. There was as group in Facebook named "Conservatives are Destroying our Future" (USA) and I think it's absolutely the most correct title.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, it's not. Mamdami has installed loudspeakers all over the city playing "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" all day.
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Dale McDowell @dalelmcdowell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said.
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