HOUSE ARRESTDuring work hours, I’m the CEO of daydreaming.I daydream about reading a book.I daydream about playing a video game.I daydream about getting hit by a school bus.I daydream about d…

No one knows what made the unicorns kill over 200 Kmart shoppers on Christmas Eve, 1999. In fact, I wasn’t even scheduled to work that day, but my manager, Derek, called and asked if I would cover …

“Okay, everyone,” she yelled, “to your seats. Do not make me say it twice! Eyes open!” The dozen or so of us made our way to overturned pails and milk crate stools. At first glance, we all had litt…

getting called the exact same shit but in person that thing where your iud makes you feel like one leg is melting trying to scream-convince your mom red would work on you in the middle of Sally Bea…

Dante and Randall are at the video store. They’ve always been at the video store, after all. Except, right now they’re in the Quik Stop. Dante is restocking the shelves, even if the bones of his fi…

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First, we’ll see me walking down an evenly split hallway in a long, lateral tracking shot. I am visibly sweaty, but am offered a glass of water by the doorman with a curly mustache. It is Edward No…

She focuses her camera on the front wall of the house she’s been watching for a week, though that week could’ve been a day, or a month, or all the years of her life. Not a single thing has changed …

George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers. But George was crafty and discovered t…

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Having worked in sales for the past decade, it’s second nature for me to sell. And if there’s one deal I’m determined to close, it’s convincing you to revisit—or experience for the first time—the g…

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors

Okay, so Godzilla and Mothra walk into a bar, right, and— Wait, no, sorry, rule of threes. Hold on. Godzilla, and Mothra, AND Mecha-Godzilla walk into a bar, and they all sit down, and— Wait, damni…

“No one sits like this rock sits You rock, rock.” Those were the immortal words of environmentalist poet Albert Markovski, played by a young Jason Schwartzman, in the opening scene of t…

First, we’ll see me walking down an evenly split hallway in a long, lateral tracking shot. I am visibly sweaty, but am offered a glass of water by the doorman with a curly mustache. It is Edward No…

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I have the old soul of Sophie  and the young heart of Shizuku. Most days, I want to sit in  my favorite rocking chair bask in golden sunlight and eat a warm meal blessed by Calcifer&#8217…

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